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Matchup: Dany's got 99 problems and Jorah aint one vs Little Tiny Imp for Ep 2 | Fantasora

Matchup: Dany's got 99 problems and Jorah aint one vs Little Tiny Imp for Ep 2

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Dany's got 99 problems and Jorah aint one (brookebenninger)

Character Drafted Total Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
Varys
Formerly the Master of Whisperers in King's Landing, Varys controls a vast network of spies. After smuggling Tyrion Lannister to Essos, he reveals himself as a supporter of Daenerys Targaryen's claim to the Iron Throne. In Daenerys' absence, he serves with Tyrion Lannister and presides over the rule of Meereen.
#19 9 0 0 6 0 0 0 0 3 0
Grey Worm
The leader of the Unsullied - a highly-trained army of freed slaves who serve Daenerys Targaryen.
#30 6 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 6 0
Podrick Payne
A squire in the service of Brienne of Tarth. He previously served as Tyrion Lannister's squire.
#31 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 3 0
Lem Lemoncloak
A leader of a group of outlaws in the Riverlands.
#66 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Sansa Stark
The second eldest of the Stark children. Sansa has spent many of her past years as prisoner to the Lannisters and more recently, House Bolton, the new Warden of the North. Currently she is married to Ramsay, the heir of House Bolton, who keeps her imprisoned in Winterfell and tortures her sadistically. During the Bolton battle against Stannis Baratheon's forces, Sansa escapes over the Winterfell walls with the help of Theon Greyjoy, and the two make their way as far from the Boltons as possible. She is a huge fan of lemon cakes.
#7 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Nymeria Sand
One of Oberyn Martell's bastards, known as Sand Snakes. She wields a whip.
#43 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Tycho Nestoris
A representative of the Iron Bank of Braavos, a powerful bank who holds a large sum of debt from the Iron Throne.
#55 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Bronn
A former sellsword, who has risen through the ranks of nobility thanks to his fighting skills and work for the Lannisters. He recently accompanied Jaime Lannister on a sensitive diplomatic mission to Dorne to rescue the Princeess Myrcella Baratheon.
#18 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Osha
A wildling woman who serves the Starks. She splits off from Bran's group and travels with Rickon.
#54 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Obara Sand
The eldest of Prince Oberyn Martell's bastard children, known as the Sand Snakes. She wields a spear.
#42 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Child of the Forest
Another Child of the Forest who is encountered far beyond the Wall.
#67 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Arya Stark
The youngest of the Stark girls. Free-spirited and rebellious, Arya escaped the war-ravaged Westeros and currently resides in Braavos, where she trains under the face-changing assassin Jaqen H'ghar in the House of Black and White.
#6 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Totals 18 0 0 6 0 0 0 0 12 0

Little Tiny Imp (Little Tiny Imp)

Character Drafted Total Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
Hodor
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#29 12 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 12 0
High Sparrow
The leader of the Sparrows, a religious movement within the Faith of the Seven. After being appointed as High Septon by Cersei Lannister, he has lead a sweeping inquiry to root out moral corruption in King's Landing, imprisoning Loras Tyrell, Margaery Tyrell, and Cersei Lannister.
#20 3 0 0 3 0 0 0 0 0 0
Jaime Lannister
The second of the Lannister children, he is Cersei's lover and twin brother, and also the father of her three bastard children, the supposed sons and daughters of the late King Robert Baratheon. He also serves as Lord Commander of the Kingsguard, and recently returns from a mission to Dorne to rescue his daughter/niece, Myrcella Baratheon.
#5 3 0 0 3 0 0 0 0 0 0
Areo Hotah
The personal bodyguard for Doran Martell.
#44 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0
Tyene Sand
The youngest of Oberyn Martell's bastard children, known as the Sand Snakes. She uses daggers and poisons as her weapons.
#41 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Izembaro (Robert/Tywin actor)
The manager of an acting troupe in Braavos. He plays Robert Baratheon in a play depicting the political events of Westeros.
#65 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Walder Frey
The elderly Lord of the Twins and now Lord of Riverrun after his betrayal of Robb Stark and the Northern forces.
#32 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Three-eyed raven
A mysterious man who lives far north of the Wall with the Children of the Forest. He has been guiding Bran's dreams through the form of a three-eyed raven.
#56 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Olyvar
A former prostitute, Olyvar now manages Littlefinger's brothels while he is away in the Eyrie. He plays a key role in the Sparrows' indictment and imprisonment of Loras Tyrell.
#53 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Margaery Tyrell
The wife of King Tommen Baratheon and Queen of the Seven Kingdoms. Her increasing influence over the young king have put at her odds against his mother, Cersei Lannister.
#17 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Petyr Baelish (Littlefinger)
Formerly the Master of Coin, Littlefinger is a conniving political mastermind and serves as Warden of the East after his behind-the-scenes assassination of Lisa Tully.
#8 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Dickon Tarly
Samwell's younger, more physically formidable brother. He is the heir to House Tarly after Samwell was sent by his father to join the Night's Watch.
#68 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Totals 19 0 0 6 0 0 0 1 12 0

Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
18:20 (+3) High Sparrow:
to Jaime Lannister, as his Sparrows circle in: "Every one of us is poor and powerless. And yet, together, we can overthrow an empire." (Threat)
submitted by as38 (approved!)
19:08 (+3) Jaime Lannister:
High Sparrow: "You would spill blood in this holy place?"
Jaime: "Oh the Gods won't mind. They spill more blood than the rest of us combined." (Threat)
22:45 (+3) Varys:
Tyrion: "Dragons are intelligent ... They have affection for their friends and fury for their enemies. I am their friend."
Varys: "Do *they* know that?" (Funny Line)
submitted by danmirabile13 (approved!)
22:46 (+3) Varys:
Varys shakes his head and tsks as Tyrion pours out a glass of wine during a meeting of the Meereenese advising council. (Funny Line)
submitted by nyan (approved!)
Deaths
+1 for Areo Hotah
Special
6:54 (+9) Hodor:
"Hodor ...Hodor. Hodor." (Special)
7:53 (+3) Hodor:
"Hodor." (Special)
21:24 (+6) Grey Worm :
After getting some R&R from hands-on fighting Grey Worm and hitting the books (his pet name for Missandei), Grey Worm shows off his expanding vocabulary with his first ever three-syllable words in the Westerosi common tongue.

in Meereenese council meeting: "We are searching for the men who burned the ships, but *nobody* saw *anything*." (Special)
submitted by shmcguire (approved!)
22:46 (+3) Varys:
Varys just can't get away from the eunuch references after he judgmentally stares at Tyrion downing another cup of wine.
Tyrion: "If I lost my cock, I'd drink all the time. *looks at Greyworm* ...meaning no offense. He makes dwarf jokes, I make eunuch jokes." (Special)
submitted by alexander.hilton91 (approved!)
38:35 (+3) Podrick Payne:
Podrick spends 12 seconds of screentime flicking away at his flintstone in an attempt to start a campfire. We eventually do see the kindling get started in the next shot, after Brienne comes over to supervise. (Special)
submitted by nyan (approved!)