Matchup: That's So 3-eyed Raven vs see ya later Bran flakes for Ep 7
To Infinity and Beyond The Wall
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
remaking on Septa Unella: "Does it move or talk?"
(Witty Insult)
submitted by ace75318 (approved!)
to Septa Unella: "You're now in your sanctuary now, my dear. All I have to do is whistle and my men will stroll you in here and bash you about until I tell them to stop... *if* I tell them to stop."
(Threat)
to Cersei: "I wonder if you're the worst person I've ever met. At a certain age it's hard to recall. But the truly vile do stand out through the years."
(Witty Insult)
Olenna: "You've lost, Cersei. It's the only joy I could find in all this misery."
(Witty Insult)
35:09
(+3)
Yara Greyjoy:
to Theon: "Nothing on the Iron Islands has an ass like that. Doesn't interest you anymore?"
(Witty Insult)
(Witty Insult)
submitted by cmwalken15 (approved!)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
Acts of Intercourse
37:28
(+5)
Yara Greyjoy:
Yara wanders off with a whore in Volantis. "Now, since it's my last night ashore for a long while, I'm gonna go fuck the tits off this one."
(Act of Intercourse)
Deaths
+1 for Hodor, +1 for Alliser Thorne, +1 for Roose Bolton, +1 for Doran Martell