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Matchup: Kanye Westeros vs Arya kidding me? for Ep 6 | Fantasora

Matchup: Kanye Westeros vs Arya kidding me? for Ep 6

Reek's Keep

Kanye Westeros (ljtaban)

Character Drafted Total Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
Bran Stark
The fourth of the Stark children. A greenseer and a warg, Bran has mystical visions of the future and the ability to leap into the minds of others to control them - power he is only beginning to tap into. His journeys north of the Wall have recently led him to the cave of the Three-eyed Raven and the Children of the Forest.
#9 4 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 3 0
Khal Moro
The leader of a new Khalasar of Dothraki.
#40 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0
Three-eyed raven
A mysterious man who lives far north of the Wall with the Children of the Forest. He has been guiding Bran's dreams through the form of a three-eyed raven.
#41 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0
Hodor
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#24 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0
Eddard Stark
The long-deceased head of House Stark. There are rumors that he may make a reappearance in flashback form for S6.
#57 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Jon Snow
The bastard son of Ned Stark, and the current Lord Commander of the Night's Watch. After guiding the Wildlings to safety in the aftermath of the Battle of Castle Black and the attack on Hardhome, he was betrayed by a mutiny of the Night's Watch, and left for dead in the snow.
#8 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
White Walker (Night King)
The leader of the White Walkers.
#25 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Qyburn
A disgraced former Maester, who was banished from the order for engaging in forbidden experiments. He is recruited by Cersei to assist in various medical facilities, and now serves as Master of Whispers in King's Landing.
#56 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Totals 7 0 0 0 0 0 0 4 3 0

Arya kidding me? (ailenecarroll)

Character Drafted Total Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
Randyll Tarly
Samwell Tarly's disapproving father. He is the Lord of House Tarly, and was one of the greatest soldiers in Westeros.
#39 26 0 9 12 5 0 0 0 0 0
Osha
A wildling woman who serves the Starks. She splits off from Bran's group and travels with Rickon.
#55 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0
Sansa Stark
The second eldest of the Stark children. Sansa has spent many of her past years as prisoner to the Lannisters and more recently, House Bolton, the new Warden of the North. Currently she is married to Ramsay, the heir of House Bolton, who keeps her imprisoned in Winterfell and tortures her sadistically. During the Bolton battle against Stannis Baratheon's forces, Sansa escapes over the Winterfell walls with the help of Theon Greyjoy, and the two make their way as far from the Boltons as possible. She is a huge fan of lemon cakes.
#7 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Euron Greyjoy
An uncle to Theon Greyjoy, Euron is an infamous pirate who has terrorized seas all around the world. He is described as cunning, ruthless, and with a touch of madness.
#42 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Davos Seaworth
Ser Davos is a knight serving Stannis Baratheon, and one of his most trusted advisors. He is often at odds with the Red Priestess Melisandre.
#26 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Daario Naharis
Leader of the Second Sons, a sellsword company who now serves Daenerys Targaryen. He is also one of Daneerys' trusted advisors and her lover.
#23 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Petyr Baelish (Littlefinger)
Formerly the Master of Coin, Littlefinger is a conniving political mastermind and serves as Warden of the East after his behind-the-scenes assassination of Lisa Tully.
#10 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Tycho Nestoris
A representative of the Iron Bank of Braavos, a powerful bank who holds a large sum of debt from the Iron Throne.
#58 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Totals 27 0 9 12 5 0 0 1 0 0

Political Wins
18:25 (+3) Randyll Tarly:
Randyll discovers Gilly's true origins as a Wildling from north of the Wall.
Randyll: "Your way *down* to Castle Black? Where did he kill a White Walker? Where are you from? How'd you come to meet my son?"
Gilly: "The Night's Watch came to our keep."
Randyll: "Where?"
Gilly: "North of the Wall."
Randyll: "North of the Wall? You're a Wildling." (Secret Discovery)
20:47 (+6) Randyll Tarly:
Randyll takes in Gilly and Little Sam: "Your mother's a fine woman. You're not worthy of her. To please her, I'll take the Wildling in. She can work in the kitchens. The bastard will be raised here." (New Follower/Prisoner)
submitted by goodjujumagic (approved!)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
16:57 (+3) Randyll Tarly:
Melessa Tarly: "Samwell, would you care for more bread?"
Sam: "Oh, yes. Yes, please."
Randyll Tarly: "Not fat enough already?" (Witty Insult)
17:26 (+3) Randyll Tarly:
to Sam: "I thought the Night's Watch might make a man of you. Something resembling a man at least. You managed to stay soft, and fat. Your nose buried in books. Spending your life reading about the achievements of better men." (Witty Insult)
19:52 (+3) Randyll Tarly:
"I took you (Gilly) for a Mole's Town whore when I saw you and I made my peace with that. Who else would have him (Samwell)? But I overestimated him. No, it was a Wildling whore that seduced my son." (Witty Insult)
20:40 (+3) Randyll Tarly:
referring to Gilly: "This you getting back at me, boy? Bringing *that* to my table and making me dine with *it*?" (Witty Insult)
submitted by goodjujumagic (approved!)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
15:46 (+5) Randyll Tarly:
Randyll drinks after toasting to his son Dickon for the 70-yard deer kill from that day's hunt. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Deaths
+1 for Bran Stark, +1 for Hodor, +1 for Osha, +1 for Three-eyed raven, +1 for Khal Moro
Special
2:20 (+3) Bran Stark:
Bran progresses through a series of flashback visions as Meera drags him throw the snow. (Special)