Matchup: giantsbane member vs hype for Ep 3

giantsbane member (buz420311)

Character	Drafted	Total	Insults	Deaths
Janos Slynt A member of the Night's Watch. Slynt formerly served as Commander of the City Watch, before he was removed from the post and exiled by Tyrion Lannister.	#43	13	3	10
Arya Stark The youngest of the Stark girls. She travels to Braavos to seek Jaqen H'gar.	#6	3	3	0
Brienne of Tarth A skilled fighter and heir to House Tarth. A sworn sword to the late Catelyn Stark, she continues her mission to ensure the safety of the Stark girls.	#11	3	3	0
Podrick Payne A squire who serves Tyrion Lannister.	#38	0	0	0
Doran Martell The head of House Martell of Dorne, and elder brother of Prince Oberyn Martell.	#22	0	0	0
Samwell Tarly A steward of the Night's Watch. He is a close friend to Jon Snow, and one of the few people known to have killed a White Walker.	#27	0	0	0
Obara Sand One of Prince Oberyn Martell's bastard children, known as the Sand Snakes.	#54	0	0	0
Bowen Marsh The First Steward of the Night's Watch.	#59	0	0	0
Totals		19	9	10

hype (kas113)

Character	Drafted	Total	Politics	Insults	Sex
Margaery Tyrell The daughter of Mace Tyrell, head of House Tyrell. Betrothed to King Tommen, she is the queen-to-be and active in the politics of King's Landing.	#13	20	6	9	5
Petyr Baelish (Littlefinger) Formerly the Master of Coin, Littlefinger has been sent to the Vale to serve as Warden of the East.	#4	3	3	0	0
Jaqen H'ghar A member of the Faceless Men of Braavos, and a skilled assassin. After helping Arya escape from Harrenhal, his whereabouts are unknown.	#61	0	0	0	0
Loras Tyrell The heir to Highgarden and regarded as one of the most skilled knights in Westeros. He is the brother of Margaery Tyrell.	#29	0	0	0	0
Nymeria Sand One of Oberyn Martell's bastards, known as Sand Snakes.	#45	0	0	0	0
Trystane Martell Prince Doran Martell's son, and heir to Dorne. He is betrothed to Myrcella Baratheon.	#52	0	0	0	0
Tormund Giantsbane A leader of the Wildlings, he is a trusted lieutenant and second-in-command to Mance Rayder, the King Beyond the Wall.	#20	0	0	0	0
Grey Worm The leader of the Unsullied - a highly-trained army of slaves freed by Daenerys.	#36	0	0	0	0
Totals		23	9	9	5

Political Wins

5:53 (+3) Margaery Tyrell:

Margaery is married to Tommen Baratheon (Politics - uncategorized)

5:53 (+3) Margaery Tyrell:

After marrying Tommen Baratheon, Margaery becomes Queen of the Seven Kingdoms. (Politics - uncategorized)

16:42 (+3) Petyr Baelish (Littlefinger):

Petyr convinces Sansa Stark to go through with his marriage proposal to Ramsay Bolton.
"You've been running all your life. Terrible things happened to your family and you weep. You sit alone in a dark room, mourning their fates. You've been a bystander to tragedy from the day they executed your father. Stop being a bystander, do you hear me? Stop running. There's no justice in the world. Not unless we make it. You loved your family. Avenge them." (Politics - uncategorized)

Insults Delivered / Funny Lines

10:54 (+3) Margaery Tyrell:

to Cersei: "Can we bring you anything to eat or drink? I wish we had some wine for you, it's a bit early in the day for us." (Witty Insult)

11:39 (+3) Margaery Tyrell:

to Cersei: "Oh, forgive me. I haven't been at court for long, I get so confused. What's the proper way to address you now - Queen Mother or Dowager Queen?" (Witty Insult)

11:51 (+3) Margaery Tyrell:

to Cersei: "In any event, judging from the King's... enthusiasm... the Queen Mother will be a Queen Grandmother soon." (Witty Insult)

22:51 (+3) Brienne of Tarth:

Pod asks about Renly's rumored sexuality.
Pod: "But...wasn't he ... Lord Tyrion said he was..."
Brienne: "Yes, Pod, he liked men. I'm not an idiot." (Funny Line)

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28:53 (+3) Arya Stark:

Arya: "Cunt!" (Funny Line)

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I didn't pick up on this one personally, but a few other people have mentioned it - was it the way she said it? I'll go with the popular demand if this gets a lot of likes/supporting comments. -nyan

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2015 Apr 28
I think this should definitely count. Right or wrong I think this got one of the biggest laughs among our league. -moonbaseu92

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2015 Apr 28
Got some good laughs from my league aswell. -timguttman

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2015 Apr 28
By overwhelming popular demand - approved! -nyan

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37:24 (+3) Janos Slynt:

after Jon orders him to rebuild the ruined tower of Greyguard: "I was charged with the defense of King's Landing when you were soiling your swaddling clothes. Keep your ruin." (Witty Insult)

Acts of Intercourse

6:31 (+5) Margaery Tyrell:

Margaery consummates her marriage to Tommen. (Act of Intercourse)

Deaths

40:26 (+10) Janos Slynt:

Janos is beheaded for insubordination, after defying Jon Snow's orders as Lord Commander. (Death)

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