Matchup: The Fat Pink Masters vs Davos Seaworth's prostate for Ep 4

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The Fat Pink Masters (lawhonjoel)

Character	Drafted	Total	Kills	Politics	Insults	Wine	Sex	Thrones	Deaths	Special	Feels
Tormund Giantsbane Formerly a lieutenant of Mance Rayder, the King beyond the Wall, Tormund is now the de facto leader of the Wildlings and a reasoned voice in rallying them behind the cause of Jon Snow.	#15	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
High Priestess of the Dosh Khaleen A priestess who leads the Dosh Khaleen, the widows of slain khals who preside over the holy city of Vaes Dothrak.	#66	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Ser Boros Blount A member of the Kingsguard.	#75	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Nymeria Sand One of Oberyn Martell's bastards, known as Sand Snakes. She's into whips.	#35	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Jorah Mormont The exiled head of House Mormont. Jorah was previously one of Daenerys Targaryen's most trusted advisors before his banishment and subsequent infection with the fatal greyscale disease. As Daenerys leaves for Westeros, he wanders Essos in search of a cure.	#26	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Anguy A skilled archer from the Stormlands - he is a member of the Brotherhood Without Banners, led by Beric Dondarrion.	#55	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Archmaester Ebrose Archmaester at the Citadel in Oldtown, where new Maesters are trained.	#46	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Sansa Stark The second eldest of the Stark children. After being held as a prisoner of House Bolton, Sansa managed to escape and, with the help of Jon Snow and the Knights of the Vale, defeated Ramsay Bolton to reclaim Winterfell for the Starks. She is a huge fan of lemon cakes.	#6	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Totals		0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0

Davos Seaworth's prostate (jacob.letterbox)

Character	Drafted	Total	Kills	Politics	Insults	Special
Jaime Lannister The second of the Lannister children, he is Cersei's lover and twin brother, and also the father of her three (now deceased) bastard children, the supposed sons and daughters of the late King Robert Baratheon. He also serves as Lord Commander of the Kingsguard.	#7	20	8	3	6	3
Qhono A Dothraki bloodrider, he swears allegiance to Daenerys after she burns all of the other Khals alive in Dosh Khaleen.	#67	3	0	0	3	0
Obara Sand The eldest of Prince Oberyn Martell's bastard children, known as the Sand Snakes. She wields a spear.	#34	0	0	0	0	0
Tycho Nestoris A representative of the Iron Bank of Braavos, a powerful bank who holds a large sum of debt from the Iron Throne.	#54	0	0	0	0	0
Theon Greyjoy Heir to the Iron Islands, and formerly a ward of House Stark. Theon is slowly recovering from physical and mental breakdown during his time as a prisoner of Ramsay Bolton. He currently accompanies his sister Yara Greyjoy, who has pledged her Ironborn forces to the cause of Daenerys Targaryen.	#27	0	0	0	0	0
Gregor Clegane (The Mountain) A knight and the head of House Clegane, he serves as a member of the Kingsguard and Cersei's personal muscle. He is a massive and impossibly strong warrior, although he remains speechless and zombie-like ever since being wounded in a Trial by Combat against Oberyn Martell.	#14	0	0	0	0	0
Edmure Tully Catelyn Stark's brother, and the heir to House Tully and Riverrun. He is held as a prisoner of Lord Walder Frey after the betrayal at the Red Wedding.	#47	0	0	0	0	0
Hallyne (Pyromancer) The head of the Alchemists' Guild, Hallyne is a skilled pyromancer and is able to produce wildfire, an explosive and volatile substance.	#74	0	0	0	0	0
Totals		23	8	3	9	3

Kills

43:03 (+8) Jaime Lannister:

Jaime fends off four Dothraki screamers as they break through the Lannister lines and descend upon his position. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

Political Wins

4:50 (+3) Jaime Lannister:

Jaime acquires all of the Tyrell gold after taking Highgarden, although it is bound for the Iron Bank. (Acquire a New Castle/City/Army/Loot)

submitted by nyan (approved!)

Which would this be a score for? -nyan

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2017 Aug 9
I think it is just a simple political win because it is similar to winning a battle because without it the lannisters would be in a disaterous spot. -angelsboy96

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2017 Aug 10 righteous likes this
There's an argument to be made that "New Army/Castle" could be expanded to encompass generally valuable loot. I agree that getting the gold was a vital part of this mission, just as important as actually defeating the Tyrells. But that's also expanding the criteria and not quite a reasonable interpretation of the existing rules. How do people feel if this was added as a new sort of subcategory, or is this better left for S8/rewatches? -nyan

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2017 Aug 18
I think it being added to the general spoils of war category makes sense -angelsboy96

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2017 Aug 18

Insults Delivered / Funny Lines

4:05 (+3) Jaime Lannister:

Bronn: "You've just won the biggest prize in the world, what do you possibly have to be upset about? C'mon you can tell me - the Queen of Thorns give you one last prick in the balls before saying goodbye?"
Jaime: "I'll save my confessions for the High Septon."
Bronn: "There is no more High Septon."
Jaime: "No, there isn't, is there?" (Comeback)

4:57 (+3) Jaime Lannister:

to Bronn: "Ser Bronn of the Blackwater, formerly of... whatever nameless shit-heap you're from... with a saddleback full of gold, complaining about not getting paid." (Witty Insult)

45:41 (+3) Qhono:

to Tyrion, as the battle becomes a rout for the Lannisters: "You're people can't fight." (Witty Insult)

submitted by garretgill (approved!)

Special

43:55 (+3) Jaime Lannister:

Jamie uses his golden hand to block a strike from an attacking Dothraki. (Special)

submitted by cyprus05 (approved!)

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