Petyr Baelish (Littlefinger)
Too Infinity and Beyond the Wall
drafted by Drogon wit yo bad self
+1 point in the intercourse category for sex events that occur in his brothels
2x multiplier for betrayal events
+1 for every kiss he gives to Sansa
Raw Stats
| Total | Kills | Politics | Insults | Wine | Sex | Kills Cmd. | Thrones | Deaths | Special | Feels |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 31 | 0 | 9 | 12 | 0 | 10 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Event Log
Political Wins
Petyr convinces Sansa Stark to go through with his marriage proposal to Ramsay Bolton.
"You've been running all your life. Terrible things happened to your family and you weep. You sit alone in a dark room, mourning their fates. You've been a bystander to tragedy from the day they executed your father. Stop being a bystander, do you hear me? Stop running. There's no justice in the world. Not unless we make it. You loved your family. Avenge them." (Politics - uncategorized)
"You've been running all your life. Terrible things happened to your family and you weep. You sit alone in a dark room, mourning their fates. You've been a bystander to tragedy from the day they executed your father. Stop being a bystander, do you hear me? Stop running. There's no justice in the world. Not unless we make it. You loved your family. Avenge them." (Politics - uncategorized)
Littlefinger crosses Roose Bolton, revealing Sansa Stark's present location in Winterfell and the Boltons' marriage plans to Cersei: "...I have found Sansa Stark. Alive and well and home again living at Winterfell... They tell me Roose Bolton plans to marry her to his son Ramsay, a bastard recently legitimized by King Tommen."
(Politics - uncategorized)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
to Brienne, remarking on her new armor: "We've met, with Renly Baratheon... What did he say about you? He said, 'Your loyalty came free of charge.' Someone appears to have paid quite a bit for it since then."
(Witty Insult)
to Brienne: "This woman swore to protect Renly, she failed. She swore to protect your mother, she failed. Why would I want somebody with your history of failure guarding Lady Sansa?"
(Witty Insult)
submitted by moonbaseu92 (approved!)
to Lancel Lannister: "We both peddle fantasies, Brother Lancel. Mine just happen to be entertaining."
(Witty Insult)
Cersei: "I'm the insulted party, Lord Baelish. Ser Loras was promised to me, instead he chose the company of boys."
Petyr: "One's choice of companion is a most curious thing." (Witty Insult)
Petyr: "One's choice of companion is a most curious thing." (Witty Insult)
Acts of Intercourse
The Faith Militant invades Lord Petyr Baelish's establishment, interrupting a customer and prostitute.
(Act of Intercourse)
The Faith Militant invades Lord Petyr Baelish's establishment, interrupting a threesome with a customer and two prostitutes.
(Act of Intercourse)