Matchup: Thrones02908 vs Thoros of beer for Ep 1

Lannisport Council (Public #920)

Thrones02908 (samanthamacrae6)

Character	Drafted	Total	Politics	Insults	Special
Euron Greyjoy The new King of the Iron Islands, after killing his brother Balon Greyjoy. He is described as cunning, ruthless, and with a touch of madness.	#11	18	3	9	6
Jaime Lannister The second of the Lannister children, he is Cersei's lover and twin brother, and also the father of her three (now deceased) bastard children, the supposed sons and daughters of the late King Robert Baratheon. He also serves as Lord Commander of the Kingsguard.	#6	9	0	6	3
Yezzan zo Qaggaz (slave trader) A slave trader from Yunkai. He briefly owns Jorah Mormont, who he brings to the fighting pits of Meereen, and is present during the slavers' attack on Meereen. He is the only slave master spared by Daenerys, who sends him to Astapor with a message for those who would oppose the Mother of Dragons.	#59	0	0	0	0
Gilly A wildling who lived north of the Wall. After she befriended Samwell Tarly, she escaped with him to Castle Black, and has sailed to Oldtown with Samwell as he begins his Maester's training.	#38	0	0	0	0
Bronn A former sellsword, who has risen through the ranks of nobility thanks to his fighting skills and work for the Lannisters. He has accompanied Jaime Lannister on his missions to Dorne and Riverrun.	#22	0	0	0	0
Jaqen H'ghar The leader of the Faceless Men of Braavos, and a skilled assassin. He trains Arya to become an assassin in the House of Black and White, although she later leaves his training to return to Westeros.	#43	0	0	0	0
Gendry A bastard son of Robert Baratheon, although this fact is not widely known (even to Gendry himself). After being captured by Melisandre, he is freed by Ser Davos and escaped Dragonstone by rowboat. His whereabouts are currently unknown, but he will likely emerge at some point with the swolest arms Westeros has ever seen.	#27	0	0	0	0
Talla Tarly Samwell's sister.	#54	0	0	0	0
Totals		27	3	15	9

Thoros of beer (mcmurtrieliam)

Character	Drafted	Total	Politics	Special
Thoros of Myr A Red Priest from the city of Myr - he is a member of the Brotherhood Without Banners, led by Beric Dondarrion.	#40	6	3	3
Podrick Payne A squire in the service of Brienne of Tarth. He previously served as Tyrion Lannister's squire.	#25	0	0	0
Petyr Baelish (Littlefinger) Lord Protector of the Vale, Littlefinger effectively controls the Knights of the Vale through the easily manipulated Robbin Arryn. He is a master manipulator who will stop at nothing for power.	#8	0	0	0
Pirate on the Silence (actor: Conor McGregor)	#57	0	0	0
Brienne of Tarth A skilled fighter and heir to House Tarth. After swearing an oath to Catelyn Stark, she continues her mission to ensure the safety of the Stark girls.	#9	0	0	0
Varys Formerly the Master of Whisperers in King's Landing, Varys now pulls the political strings for Daenerys Targaryen, arranging alliances with the Westerosi Houses Tyrell and Martell. He controls a vast network of spies.	#24	0	0	0
Anguy A skilled archer from the Stormlands - he is a member of the Brotherhood Without Banners, led by Beric Dondarrion.	#56	0	0	0
Robin Arryn The young, sickly son of the late Jon Arryn and Lysa Tully. He is Lord of the Vale, although he is easily manipualted by Lord Petyr Baelish, who serves as Lord Protector until he comes of age.	#41	0	0	0
Totals		6	3	3

Political Wins

21:15 (+3) Euron Greyjoy:

Euron sails into King's Landing with his shiny new Iron Fleet, rebuilt after Yara stole the existing fleet following his coronation. (Acquire a New Castle/City/Army/Loot)

45:38 (+3) Thoros of Myr:

While looking into Thoros' flames, Sandor Clegane discovers the location of the planned White Walker invasion - Eastwatch-by-the-Sea - a secret which Thoros and the Brotherhood seem to already be aware of.
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Sandor Clegane: "Ice. A wall of ice. The Wall. ... It's where the Wall meets the sea. There's a castle there. There's a mountain. Looks like an arrowhead. The dead are marching past. Thousands of them."
Beric: "Do you believe me now, Clegane?" (Secret Discovery)

Insults Delivered / Funny Lines

11:31 (+3) Jaime Lannister:

Jaime: "How are they better allies? How are they different from the Freys? They both broke their promises and murdered their former friends as soon as it suited them."
Cersei: "So does everyone, when it suits them. Unlike the Freys, they have ships, and they're good at killing."
Jaime: "They're not good at anything." (Witty Insult)

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19:41 (+3) Jaime Lannister:

Cersei: "I'm the Queen of the 7 Kingdoms"
Jaime: "Three Kingdoms, at best." (Witty Insult)

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24:00 (+3) Euron Greyjoy:

Jaime: "The people I was cutting down were your own kin."
Euron: "The place was getting crowded." (Funny Line)

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25:39 (+3) Euron Greyjoy:

When he said to Jamie and Cersei, ".... with two good hands." Making a joke of Jamie having lost one his hands. (Witty Insult)

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oh i thought references to jaime's loss of hand would count towards his special as well but mixed him up with theon there. i don't know if it should count as an incest referral - euron only stated the many ways in which he is superior to jaime. obviously he did this because everyone knows that jaime was/is cersei's lover and euron wants to replace him.
however, i don't feel like the incest implication is strong enough in this one :/

also: euron talks a whole deal about hands and basically repeats the same joke over and over again. his references become so obvious that they are not even that funny anymore but are more like a "hi i am better than jaime :>" - don't know how often these should be counted.

gotta admit that i am biased though as i am up against a euron-team this round and only a few points ahead :D -Lem Lemoncake

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2017 Jul 18
ah please give me an edit option for bad english :D -Lem Lemoncake

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2017 Jul 18 nyan likes this
Cersei should get special points for this too. One of her specials is someone referencing incest with Jaime in front of her. -hindsight44

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26:04 (+3) Euron Greyjoy:

Cersei: "You murdered your own brother."
Euron: "You should try it. Feels wonderful." (Funny Line)

Special

0:00 (+3) Euron Greyjoy:

While responding to Jaime about him fleeing after the Greyjoy Rebellion: "If I hadn't done that, I wouldn't be the greatest captain of the fourteen seas" (Special)

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0:00 (+3) Euron Greyjoy:

Euron boasts about his fleet to Cersei: "The Iron Fleet, on the other hand, that's something else entirely. It's the greatest armada Westeros has ever seen." (Special)

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25:39 (+3) Jaime Lannister:

Euron Greyjoy: "Ever since I was a little boy, I wanted to grow up and marry the most beautiful woman in the world, so here I am with a thousand ships and two good hands." (looks at Jaime) (Special)

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Jaime doesn't have that special - he gets points for awkward gestures with his prosthetic hand. So far, only Theon gets points for references to respective amputated body parts :o -Lem Lemoncake

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2017 Jul 18
You right. -xdwxrd

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2017 Jul 18
But he did still reference incest there, which is Jaime's special
-kevinpetsky

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2017 Jul 18 nyan, hindsight44, jedjackoway like this
I think if these are added it'd be under the incest reference, so let me know if you think this qualifies per @kevinpetsky's comment! -nyan

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2017 Jul 18
IMO its both Jaime and Cerseis special. Its impossible to interpret that joke accuratley without including the incest between Jaime and Cersei. He also said it right in front of them -hindsight44

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2017 Jul 18 taylorreneegoodrich and jedjackoway like this
I don't have nightmares.... -j.stainless11

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2017 Jul 20

45:39 (+3) Thoros of Myr:

Thoros conjures a magic prophecy fire to share a vision of the White Walker invasion with Sandor Clegane. (Special)

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I think Thoros deserves some wine points for his rum drinking. Don't hate because he likes to party. -craigdietz20

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2017 Jul 21 hawaiikman, WampaLord, pacelli929, shannonferretti like this
Yeah... and it would help my low score this episode ;)
-hawaiikman

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2017 Jul 21
@craigdietz20 I couldn't find any instances of Thoros drinking, either on horse while approaching the farm or inside the farmhouse by the fire. He certainly clutches his flask the whole time, but never brings it up to this lips (as far as I can tell). -nyan

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