Matchup: Arya Kidding Me?!?!?!? vs Blue Valyrian Steel for Ep 1

A Game of Loans

Arya Kidding Me?!?!?!? (kenschultz)

Character	Drafted	Total	Insults	Special	Feels
Arya Stark	#5	16	6	0	10
Gendry	#37	11	0	6	5
Alys Karstark	#53	0	0	0	0
Mord	#92	0	0	0	0
Wight Army (Extras)	#21	0	0	0	0
Bianca (Sansa actress)	#85	0	0	0	0
Hodor	#60	0	0	0	0
Karsi	#69	0	0	0	0
Yezzan zo Qaggaz (slave trader)	#76	0	0	0	0
Harry Strickland	#28	0	0	0	0
Jaqen H'ghar	#44	0	0	0	0
Viserion	#12	0	0	0	0
Totals		27	6	6	15

Blue Valyrian Steel (jenellemdowns)

Character	Drafted	Total	Politics	Insults	Wine	Sex	Thrones	Deaths	Special
Bronn	#22	17	3	3	5	5	1	0	0
Ned Umber	#70	10	0	0	0	0	0	10	0
Sansa Stark	#6	8	0	6	0	0	2	0	0
Varys	#27	6	0	0	0	0	0	0	6
Gilly	#38	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Malko	#86	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Illyrio Mopatis	#75	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Talla Tarly	#54	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Lollys Stokeworth	#91	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Melisandre	#11	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Salladhor Saan	#59	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Robin Arryn	#43	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Totals		41	3	9	5	5	3	10	6

Political Wins

24:47 (+3) Bronn:

Qyburn gifts Bronn the crossbow used by Tyrion to murder Tywin Lannister, as Bronn is sent on a mission to assassinate the Lannister brothers. (New Weapon)

Insults Delivered / Funny Lines

14:05 (+3) Sansa Stark:

Tyrion: "Last time we spoke was at Joffrey's wedding. Miserable affair."
Sansa: "It had its moments." (Funny Line)

15:12 (+3) Sansa Stark:

to Tyrion, for thinking Cersei would honor the agreement to support them with the Lannister Army: "I used to think you were the cleverest man alive." (Witty Insult)

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24:47 (+3) Bronn:

as Qyburn gifts him the crossbow used by Tyrion to kill Tywin Lannister
Qyburn: "She (Cersei) has a keen sense of poetic justice."
Bronn: "That fucking family..." (Funny Line)

37:27 (+3) Arya Stark:

The Hound: "You left me to die."
Arya: "First I robbed you." (Witty Insult)

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38:53 (+3) Arya Stark:

Gendry: "I always knew you were just another rich girl."
Arya: "You don't know any other rich girls." (Witty Insult)

Glasses of Wine Consumed

23:51 (+5) Bronn:

Bronn drinks a glass after being interrupted by Qyburn. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

Acts of Intercourse

22:58 (+5) Bronn:

Bronn gets started with one of the trio of whores in his chambers, but is interrupted by Qyburn before he can complete the triple-bird score. (Act of Intercourse)

I feel like it should be a +15 considering it's a foursome -volkenss22

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2019 Apr 15 stevenorum, dlapato, philipfallah, michaelboehnlein2, 2 others like this
It could've been a foursome but Qyburn cockblocked it. -nyan

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2019 Apr 15 mlopez and Nick like this
So would he have had to actually have sex with all three? I feel like they were all a part of it -niketbp

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2019 Apr 16 stevenorum, dlapato, joshua like this
Agree that this scene seemed more like a +15 than a +5. -dlapato

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2019 Apr 16 michaelboehnlein2 likes this
This is the criteria used in the rulebook. Bronn was only in contact with one (Marei) before Qyburn interrupted things.

> The definitional line for sex is direct contact with the above nudity parts, by any one of the characters. -nyan

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A Game of Thrones

9:53 (+1) Sansa Stark:

Sansa sits at the head of the table alongside Jon Snow as they host the Northern Lords at Winterfell. (Basic Seat)

24:08 (+1) Bronn:

Bronn sits down to get dressed and put his boots on after Qyburn interrupts his session with Marei and the other whores. (Basic Seat)

39:21 (+1) Sansa Stark:

Sansa sits in her chambers as she discusses the cowardice of Robbet Glover, who is not sending his troops. (Basic Seat)

Deaths

51:25 (+5) Ned Umber:

Young Ned Umber is found impaled to the wall of his keep, surrounded by a macabre arrangement of White Walker art. (Death)

52:09 (+5) Ned Umber:

Ned Umber dies again as a wight after being lit on fire by Beric Dondarrion. (Death)

Special

6:22 (+3) Varys:

Tyrion, as he and Varys arrive to a frigid Winterfell: "You should consider yourself lucky. At least your balls won't freeze off." (Special)

6:28 (+3) Varys:

Varys: "You take great offense at dwarf jokes, but love telling eunuch jokes. Why is that?"
Tyrion: "Because I have balls... and you don't" (Special)

36:40 (+3) Gendry:

Gendry pours out the crucible of molten dragonglass, using it to cast obsidian arrowheads. (Special)

36:55 (+3) Gendry:

Gendry shows off the huge dragonglass battleaxe he forged. "It isn't easy making a blade that big with dragonglass." (Special)

The Feels

16:00 (+5) Arya Stark:

Arya and Jon finally reunite in the Godswood of Winterfell and compare their fancy swords.
Arya: "I'm defending our family. And so is she (Sansa)."
Jon: "I'm her family too."
Arya: "Don't forget that." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)

38:22 (+5) Arya Stark:

Arya and Gendry reunite in the Winterfell forge, and share some banter from their days on the road.
Gendry: "It's not a bad place to grow up, if it wasn't so cold."
Arya: "Stay close to that forge, then."
Gendry: "Is that a command, Lady Stark?"
Arya: "Don't call me that."
Gendry: "As you wish, m'lady." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)

38:22 (+5) Gendry:

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