Matchup: Join vs winter is coming for Ep 3
Redwyne Wildfire (Public #107)
Political Wins
5:53
(+3)
Margaery Tyrell:
After marrying Tommen Baratheon, Margaery becomes Queen of the Seven Kingdoms.
(Politics - uncategorized)
37:03
(+3)
Alliser Thorne:
Ser Alliser is appointed First Ranger by Jon Snow: "Ser Alliser, you have more experience than any other soldier at Castle Black. You proved your valor many times over by defending the Wall from the Wildling attack. I name you First Ranger."
(Politics - uncategorized)
41:50
(+3)
High Sparrow:
The Sparrows have the High Septon paraded naked through the streets of King's Landing after they catch him with two prostitutes in Littlefinger's brothel. "Hypocrisy is a boil... lancing a boil is never pleasant, although they could have been more careful with the blade."
(Politics - uncategorized)
50:11
(+3)
Roose Bolton:
Roose intercepts Cersei's raven letter to Littlefinger and reads its contents. "I'm sure you understand my position, Lord Baelish. If you received word in the night from the Queen Mother, it does make me question our new alliance."
(Politics - uncategorized)
59:50
(+3)
Jorah Mormont:
Jorah captures Tyrion in Volantis. "I'm taking you to the Queen."
(Politics - uncategorized)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
10:54
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Margaery Tyrell:
to Cersei: "Can we bring you anything to eat or drink? I wish we had some wine for you, it's a bit early in the day for us."
(Witty Insult)
11:39
(+3)
Margaery Tyrell:
to Cersei: "Oh, forgive me. I haven't been at court for long, I get so confused. What's the proper way to address you now - Queen Mother or Dowager Queen?"
(Witty Insult)
11:51
(+3)
Margaery Tyrell:
to Cersei: "In any event, judging from the King's... enthusiasm... the Queen Mother will be a Queen Grandmother soon."
(Witty Insult)
22:51
(+3)
Brienne of Tarth:
Pod asks about Renly's rumored sexuality.
Pod: "But...wasn't he ... Lord Tyrion said he was..."
Brienne: "Yes, Pod, he liked men. I'm not an idiot." (Funny Line)
Pod: "But...wasn't he ... Lord Tyrion said he was..."
Brienne: "Yes, Pod, he liked men. I'm not an idiot." (Funny Line)
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Tyrion: "I can't remember the last face I saw that wasn't yours."
Varys: "It's a perfectly good face." (Funny Line)
Varys: "It's a perfectly good face." (Funny Line)
54:54
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Tyrion Lannister:
Brothel bouncer: "It's good luck to rub a dwarf's head."
Tyrion: "It's even better luck to suck a dwarf's cock."
*flustered Varys* (Funny Line)
Tyrion: "It's even better luck to suck a dwarf's cock."
*flustered Varys* (Funny Line)
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Glasses of Wine Consumed
52:53
(+5)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion drinks from a flask while walking through a market in Volantis.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
55:55
(+5)
Jorah Mormont:
Jorah drinks away his sorrows as he can't even get within the friendzone of the Daenerys cosplayer in Volantis.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
Acts of Intercourse
Special
The High Septon administers the royal wedding of Tommen Baratheon and Margaery Tyrell.
(Special)
The High Septon tends to the needs of devout prostitutes in Littlefinger's brothel, in an elaborate ceremony of the Seven.
(Special)
submitted by nyan (approved!)