Matchup: Sunday's Night Watch vs A Wolf Has No Name for Ep 1
SHAME! SHAME! DRAGONS?
Political Wins
20:34
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Cersei Lannister:
Cersei gains the sellsword services of the Golden Company.
Cersei: "In any event, you are most welcome here in King's Landing, Captain Strickland."
Harry Stickland: "We look forward to fighting on your behalf, Your Grace." (Acquire a New Castle/City/Army/Loot)
Cersei: "In any event, you are most welcome here in King's Landing, Captain Strickland."
Harry Stickland: "We look forward to fighting on your behalf, Your Grace." (Acquire a New Castle/City/Army/Loot)
20:34
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Cersei Lannister:
Along with the Golden Company, Cersei gains their Captain Harry Strickland as a follower.
(New Follower/Prisoner)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
10:34
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Lyanna Mormont:
to Jon Snow: "You left Winterfell a King and came back a - I'm not sure what you are now. A lord? Nothing at all?"
(Witty Insult)
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37:27
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Arya Stark:
The Hound: "You left me to die."
Arya: "First I robbed you." (Witty Insult)
Arya: "First I robbed you." (Witty Insult)
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38:53
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Arya Stark:
Gendry: "I always knew you were just another rich girl."
Arya: "You don't know any other rich girls." (Witty Insult)
Arya: "You don't know any other rich girls." (Witty Insult)
41:22
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Samwell Tarly:
Daenerys: "So you're the man."
Sam: "Um... which... man? am I... your Grace?" (Funny Line)
Sam: "Um... which... man? am I... your Grace?" (Funny Line)
50:40
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Tormund Giantsbane:
Eddison Tollet: "Stay back, he's got blue eyes!"
Tormund: "I've always had blue eyes!!!" (Funny Line)
Tormund: "I've always had blue eyes!!!" (Funny Line)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
25:43
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Cersei Lannister:
Cersei sips from her glass while Euron asks her about his performance in bed.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
Acts of Intercourse
25:25
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Cersei Lannister:
Cersei chats with Euron after a romp in her chambers.
(Act of Intercourse)
41:13
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Jorah Mormont:
Jorah gently caresses the Khaleesi's elbow as he points out where Samwell is in the library.
(Act of Intercourse)
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A Game of Thrones
19:58
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Cersei Lannister:
Cersei greets the captain of the Golden Company, Harry Strickland, from the Iron Throne.
(Iron Throne)
25:32
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Cersei Lannister:
Cersei sits down with a glass of wine in her bedchambers after her session with Euron Greyjoy.
(Basic Seat)
41:17
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Samwell Tarly:
Sam scoots out of his library seat as he is startled by Daenerys and Jorah.
(Basic Seat)
Special
Tyrion, as he and Varys arrive to a frigid Winterfell: "You should consider yourself lucky. At least your balls won't freeze off."
(Special)
Varys: "You take great offense at dwarf jokes, but love telling eunuch jokes. Why is that?"
Tyrion: "Because I have balls... and you don't" (Special)
Tyrion: "Because I have balls... and you don't" (Special)
25:53
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Cersei Lannister:
Euron: "How do I compare? To the fat king."
Cersei: "Robert had a different whore every night, but he still didn't know his way around a woman's body."
Euron: "And the Kingslayer?" (Special)
Cersei: "Robert had a different whore every night, but he still didn't know his way around a woman's body."
Euron: "And the Kingslayer?" (Special)
29:51
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Davos Seaworth:
Varys (observing banners): "The Karstarks."
Davos: "One of the better sigils. Beats an onion, anyway." (Special)
Davos: "One of the better sigils. Beats an onion, anyway." (Special)
41:17
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Samwell Tarly:
Sam is reading a book in the Winterfell library as Daenerys and Jorah walk in.
(Special)
41:30
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Jorah Mormont:
Jorah reunites with Sam and they talk about his former Greyscale condition.
Dany: "The man who saved Ser Jorah when no one else could."
Jorah: "They could. They just wouldn't." (Special)
Dany: "The man who saved Ser Jorah when no one else could."
Jorah: "They could. They just wouldn't." (Special)
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46:31
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Samwell Tarly:
Sam mentions the book he found out Jon's lineage from: "Bran and I worked it out. I have a High Septon's diary, and Bran has... whatever Bran has."
(Special)
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The Feels
16:00
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Arya Stark:
Arya and Jon finally reunite in the Godswood of Winterfell and compare their fancy swords.
Arya: "I'm defending our family. And so is she (Sansa)."
Jon: "I'm her family too."
Arya: "Don't forget that." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Arya: "I'm defending our family. And so is she (Sansa)."
Jon: "I'm her family too."
Arya: "Don't forget that." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
38:22
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Arya Stark:
Arya and Gendry reunite in the Winterfell forge, and share some banter from their days on the road.
Gendry: "It's not a bad place to grow up, if it wasn't so cold."
Arya: "Stay close to that forge, then."
Gendry: "Is that a command, Lady Stark?"
Arya: "Don't call me that."
Gendry: "As you wish, m'lady." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Gendry: "It's not a bad place to grow up, if it wasn't so cold."
Arya: "Stay close to that forge, then."
Gendry: "Is that a command, Lady Stark?"
Arya: "Don't call me that."
Gendry: "As you wish, m'lady." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
42:22
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Samwell Tarly:
Sam hears the news of the deaths of his father Randyll and brother Dickon from the executioner herself.
Daenerys: "I offered to let him retain his lands and titles if he bent the knee. He refused."
Samwell: "Well at least I'll be allowed home again, now that my brother's the lord."
Daenerys: "Your brother stood with your father." (Sad Feels)
Daenerys: "I offered to let him retain his lands and titles if he bent the knee. He refused."
Samwell: "Well at least I'll be allowed home again, now that my brother's the lord."
Daenerys: "Your brother stood with your father." (Sad Feels)
50:39
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Tormund Giantsbane:
Edd and Tormund Giantsbane stumble upon each other at the Last Hearth.
Edd: "Stand back, he's got blue eyes!"
Tormund: "I've always had blue eyes!!" (Ridiculously Funny Moment)
Edd: "Stand back, he's got blue eyes!"
Tormund: "I've always had blue eyes!!" (Ridiculously Funny Moment)