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Matchup: Real Housewenches of the Seven Kingdoms vs Lannister Vineyards for Ep 2 | Fantasora

Matchup: Real Housewenches of the Seven Kingdoms vs Lannister Vineyards for Ep 2

House Hamilton Season 5

Real Housewenches of the Seven Kingdoms (autouser)

Character Drafted Total Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
Ellaria Sand
The former paramour of Prince Oberyn. She is also the mother of several of his bastard children, known as the Sand Snakes.
#23 6 0 0 6 0 0 0 0 0 0
Myranda
A servant of Ramsay Bolton.
#42 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Lollys Stokeworth
The second daughter of House Stokeworth. She is betrothed to Bronn via an arrangement by Cersei Lannister, to convince him from fighting for Tyrion Lannister in his trial by combat.
#71 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Maggy
A fortune teller who lives in Lannisport.
#58 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Margaery Tyrell
The daughter of Mace Tyrell, head of House Tyrell. Betrothed to King Tommen, she is the queen-to-be and active in the politics of King's Landing.
#10 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Fat Walda Frey
One of Walder Frey's daughters - she is married to Roose Bolton.
#55 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Walder Frey
The elderly Lord of the Twins and now Lord of Riverrun after his betrayal of Robb Stark and the Northern forces.
#74 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Nymeria Sand
One of Oberyn Martell's bastards, known as Sand Snakes.
#26 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Melisandre
A Red Priestess from Asshai, she is a close advisor to Stannis.
#7 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Obara Sand
One of Prince Oberyn Martell's bastard children, known as the Sand Snakes.
#39 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Totals 6 0 0 6 0 0 0 0 0 0

Lannister Vineyards (douglasjsantoro)

Character Drafted Total Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
Doran Martell
The head of House Martell of Dorne, and elder brother of Prince Oberyn Martell.
#20 6 0 0 6 0 0 0 0 0 0
Petyr Baelish (Littlefinger)
Formerly the Master of Coin, Littlefinger has been sent to the Vale to serve as Warden of the East.
#4 6 0 0 6 0 0 0 0 0 0
Varys
Formerly the Master of Whisperers in King's Landing, Varys controls a vast network of spies. He flees King's Landing after aiding in Tyrion Lannister's escape.
#13 3 0 0 3 0 0 0 0 0 0
Malko
A slave-auctioneer in the city of Meereen.
#77 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Myrcella Baratheon
The only daughter of King Robert Baratheon and Queen Cersei Lannister. She was sent to Dorne to secure an alliance by marriage with House Martell.
#45 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Septa Unella
A Septa and member of the Most Devout, the council that rules the Faith of the Seven.
#52 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Tommen Baratheon
The new King of the Seven Kingdoms.
#29 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Denys Mallister
A member of the Night's Watch and commander of the Shadow Tower, located the west end of the Wall.
#68 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Robin Arryn
The young, sickly son of Jon Arryn and Lysa Tully. He is Lord of the Vale, although Petyr Baelish serves as Lord Protector until he comes of age.
#36 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Bowen Marsh
The First Steward of the Night's Watch.
#61 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Totals 15 0 0 15 0 0 0 0 0 0

Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
8:46 (+3) Petyr Baelish (Littlefinger):
to Brienne, remarking on her new armor: "We've met, with Renly Baratheon... What did he say about you? He said, 'Your loyalty came free of charge.' Someone appears to have paid quite a bit for it since then." (Witty Insult)
10:16 (+3) Petyr Baelish (Littlefinger):
to Brienne: "This woman swore to protect Renly, she failed. She swore to protect your mother, she failed. Why would I want somebody with your history of failure guarding Lady Sansa?" (Witty Insult)
submitted by moonbaseu92 (approved!)
20:22 (+3) Ellaria Sand:
to Areo Hotah: "Remove yourself from my path or I'll take that long axe and I'll shove it up your..." (Threat)
20:42 (+3) Doran Martell:
Doran: "Oberyn was slain during a trial by combat. By law, that is no murder."
Ellaria: "Your brother-"
Doran: "You don't have to remind me. He was my brother long before he was anything to you." (Witty Insult)
20:58 (+3) Doran Martell:
Doran delivers a stern rebuke to the decision-making ability of Ellaria and his hot-headed subjects.
Doran: "You would have me go to war?"
Ellaria: "The whole country would have you go to war."
Doran: "Then we are lucky the whole country does not decide." (Witty Insult)
submitted by moonbaseu92 (approved!)
21:50 (+3) Ellaria Sand:
Doran: "...but we do not mutilate little girls for vengeance. Not here. Not while I rule."
Ellaria: "And how long will that be?" (Threat)
27:07 (+3) Varys:
Tyrion: "There's a bug."
Varys: "Yes, best be careful. You might accidentally consume some solid food." (Witty Insult)