Lannister Vineyards
House Hamilton Season 5
Owner: douglasjsantoro
4-6, 34.5 roto pts (#6)
Z-Score:
-0.818 (percentile: 20.68%)
Weeks at #1: 0
Categories won:
Best Week:
Episode 6: Unbowed, Unbent, Unbroken
(+4.5 roto points)
Team MVP:
Doran Martell
(picked #20,
47 points,
30.72% of team total)
Longest winstreak: W-2
Roster Stats
Roster
| charId | Character | Special |
|---|---|---|
| 79 |
Petyr Baelish (Littlefinger)
Formerly the Master of Coin, Littlefinger has been sent to the Vale to serve as Warden of the East.
|
+1 point in the intercourse category for sex events that occur in his brothels 2x multiplier for betrayal events +1 for every kiss he gives to Sansa |
| 82 |
Varys
Formerly the Master of Whisperers in King's Landing, Varys controls a vast network of spies. He flees King's Landing after aiding in Tyrion Lannister's escape.
|
* +1 politics point when he meets another character in secret * +1 point when someone references his being a eunuch to him * +1 point when he passes along information from his "little birds" |
| 185 |
Doran Martell
The head of House Martell of Dorne, and elder brother of Prince Oberyn Martell.
|
+1 point for every on-screen step he takes |
| 77 |
Tommen Baratheon
The new King of the Seven Kingdoms.
|
Actions by Ser Pounce contribute to his points. |
| 84 |
Robin Arryn
The young, sickly son of Jon Arryn and Lysa Tully. He is Lord of the Vale, although Petyr Baelish serves as Lord Protector until he comes of age.
|
Gains points in the the Wine category for breastfeeding. +1 point when he mentions making something "fly". |
| 78 |
Myrcella Baratheon
The only daughter of King Robert Baratheon and Queen Cersei Lannister. She was sent to Dorne to secure an alliance by marriage with House Martell.
|
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| 195 |
Septa Unella
A Septa and member of the Most Devout, the council that rules the Faith of the Seven.
|
+1 point for each bell ringing (S6 onwards) |
| 194 |
Bowen Marsh
The First Steward of the Night's Watch.
|
|
| 193 |
Denys Mallister
A member of the Night's Watch and commander of the Shadow Tower, located the west end of the Wall.
|
|
| 196 |
Malko
A slave-auctioneer in the city of Meereen.
|
Kills
Political Wins
Petyr convinces Sansa Stark to go through with his marriage proposal to Ramsay Bolton.
"You've been running all your life. Terrible things happened to your family and you weep. You sit alone in a dark room, mourning their fates. You've been a bystander to tragedy from the day they executed your father. Stop being a bystander, do you hear me? Stop running. There's no justice in the world. Not unless we make it. You loved your family. Avenge them." (Politics - uncategorized)
"You've been running all your life. Terrible things happened to your family and you weep. You sit alone in a dark room, mourning their fates. You've been a bystander to tragedy from the day they executed your father. Stop being a bystander, do you hear me? Stop running. There's no justice in the world. Not unless we make it. You loved your family. Avenge them." (Politics - uncategorized)
Malko takes Jorah Mormont and Tyrion Lannister captive after his group of slave traders encounters them on the way to Meereen.
(Politics - uncategorized)
Littlefinger crosses Roose Bolton, revealing Sansa Stark's present location in Winterfell and the Boltons' marriage plans to Cersei: "...I have found Sansa Stark. Alive and well and home again living at Winterfell... They tell me Roose Bolton plans to marry her to his son Ramsay, a bastard recently legitimized by King Tommen."
(Politics - uncategorized)
34:55
(+18)
Doran Martell:
After their fight in the Water Gardens over Princess Myrcella, Jaime Lannister, Bronn, Obara, Nymeria, Tyene, and Ellaria Sand are all captured by Areo Hotah, the household guard for Doran Martell.
(Politics - uncategorized)
13:17
(+3)
Tommen Baratheon:
King Tommen has apparently sent orders for his sister Myrcella to return to King's Landing, which Doran Martell reluctantly agrees to. "King Tommen insists on his sister's return to the capital? ... I cannot disobey my king's command."
(Politics - uncategorized)
13:17
(+3)
Doran Martell:
Doran agrees to Tommen's request that Myrcella return to Dorne, over the angry protestations of Ellaria.
(Politics - uncategorized)
26:00
(+3)
Doran Martell:
Ellaria Sand breaks down and becomes a follower of Doran Martell again. "You can swear your allegiance to me now... or you can die."
(Politics - uncategorized)
28:42
(+3)
Myrcella Baratheon:
Myrcella figures out the secret of her parentage before Jaime can tell her. "I know... about you and mother. I think a part of me always knew. And I'm glad. I'm glad that you're my father."
(Politics - uncategorized)
submitted by coconnor723 (approved!)
53:25
(+3)
Tommen Baratheon:
Tommen gains a new member to his Kingsguard in the Mountain, who has been rehabilitated by Qyburn.
(Politics - uncategorized)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
Tyrion: "Do you know what it's like to stuff your shit through one of those airholes?"
Varys: "No. I only know what it's like to pick up your shit and throw it overboard." (Funny Line)
Varys: "No. I only know what it's like to pick up your shit and throw it overboard." (Funny Line)
Varys: "You have your father's instincts for politics. And you have compassion."
Tyrion: "Compassion? Yes... I killed my lover with my bare hands. I shot my own father with a crossbow."
Varys: "I never said you were perfect." (Funny Line)
Tyrion: "Compassion? Yes... I killed my lover with my bare hands. I shot my own father with a crossbow."
Varys: "I never said you were perfect." (Funny Line)
to Brienne, remarking on her new armor: "We've met, with Renly Baratheon... What did he say about you? He said, 'Your loyalty came free of charge.' Someone appears to have paid quite a bit for it since then."
(Witty Insult)
to Brienne: "This woman swore to protect Renly, she failed. She swore to protect your mother, she failed. Why would I want somebody with your history of failure guarding Lady Sansa?"
(Witty Insult)
submitted by moonbaseu92 (approved!)
20:42
(+3)
Doran Martell:
Doran: "Oberyn was slain during a trial by combat. By law, that is no murder."
Ellaria: "Your brother-"
Doran: "You don't have to remind me. He was my brother long before he was anything to you." (Witty Insult)
Ellaria: "Your brother-"
Doran: "You don't have to remind me. He was my brother long before he was anything to you." (Witty Insult)
20:58
(+3)
Doran Martell:
Doran delivers a stern rebuke to the decision-making ability of Ellaria and his hot-headed subjects.
Doran: "You would have me go to war?"
Ellaria: "The whole country would have you go to war."
Doran: "Then we are lucky the whole country does not decide." (Witty Insult)
Doran: "You would have me go to war?"
Ellaria: "The whole country would have you go to war."
Doran: "Then we are lucky the whole country does not decide." (Witty Insult)
submitted by moonbaseu92 (approved!)
Tyrion: "There's a bug."
Varys: "Yes, best be careful. You might accidentally consume some solid food." (Witty Insult)
Varys: "Yes, best be careful. You might accidentally consume some solid food." (Witty Insult)
6:54
(+3)
Tommen Baratheon:
King Tommen after bedding Margaery: "This is all I want to do. All day. Every day. For the rest of my life."
(Funny Line)
Tyrion: "I can't remember the last face I saw that wasn't yours."
Varys: "It's a perfectly good face." (Funny Line)
Varys: "It's a perfectly good face." (Funny Line)
to Lancel Lannister: "We both peddle fantasies, Brother Lancel. Mine just happen to be entertaining."
(Witty Insult)
Cersei: "I'm the insulted party, Lord Baelish. Ser Loras was promised to me, instead he chose the company of boys."
Petyr: "One's choice of companion is a most curious thing." (Witty Insult)
Petyr: "One's choice of companion is a most curious thing." (Witty Insult)
11:34
(+3)
Myrcella Baratheon:
Myrcella fires back at Jaime about her acclimation to the weather and culture of Dorne.
Jaime: "What a lovely dress."
Myrcella: "You don't like it?"
Jaime: "You must be cold."
Myrcella: "Not at all. The Dornish climate agrees with me." (Funny Line)
Jaime: "What a lovely dress."
Myrcella: "You don't like it?"
Jaime: "You must be cold."
Myrcella: "Not at all. The Dornish climate agrees with me." (Funny Line)
13:58
(+3)
Doran Martell:
after Ellaria Sand insults him: "You are mother to four of my nieces, girls I love very much. For their sake, I hope you live a long and happy life. Speak to me that way again, and you won't."
(Witty Insult)
16:24
(+3)
Doran Martell:
Areo Hotah; "Prince Doran, Ser Bronn of the Blackwater."
Doran: "I didn't realize there were 'knights' of the Blackwater" (Witty Insult)
Doran: "I didn't realize there were 'knights' of the Blackwater" (Witty Insult)
16:59
(+3)
Doran Martell:
Jaime: "[Trystane Martell] has agreed to grant you your freedom."
Bronn: "I'm glad to hear it. Pie looks good."
[Areo Hotah possibly breaks Bronn's jaw with an elbow to the face]
Doran: "...Perhaps some soup instead." (Witty Insult)
Bronn: "I'm glad to hear it. Pie looks good."
[Areo Hotah possibly breaks Bronn's jaw with an elbow to the face]
Doran: "...Perhaps some soup instead." (Witty Insult)
26:15
(+3)
Doran Martell:
to Ellaria Sand: "I believe in second chances. I don't believe in third chances."
(Threat)
48:14
(+3)
Septa Unella:
to Cersei Lannister: "Shame. Shame. Shame." *ding ding ding* (84x "shames")
(Witty Insult)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
9:03
(+5)
Tommen Baratheon:
Tommen drinks in bed after sleeping with Margaery.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
12:55
(+5)
Doran Martell:
Doran drinks after proposing a toast to Jaime Lannister. "Let us drink to Tommen, the First of His Name, King of the Andals and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms."
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
Acts of Intercourse
6:34
(+5)
Tommen Baratheon:
Tommen's first time, consummating his marriage with Margaery after their wedding. "It all happened so fast."
(Act of Intercourse)
The Faith Militant invades Lord Petyr Baelish's establishment, interrupting a customer and prostitute.
(Act of Intercourse)
The Faith Militant invades Lord Petyr Baelish's establishment, interrupting a threesome with a customer and two prostitutes.
(Act of Intercourse)
Deaths
29:49
(+10)
Myrcella Baratheon:
Myrcella begins bleeding from the nose, and she dies in Jaime's arms aboard the ship bound for King's Landing.
(Death)
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