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Matchup: Real Housewenches of the Seven Kingdoms vs Lannister Vineyards for Ep 9 | Fantasora

Matchup: Real Housewenches of the Seven Kingdoms vs Lannister Vineyards for Ep 9

House Hamilton Season 5

Real Housewenches of the Seven Kingdoms (autouser)

Character Drafted Total Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
Melisandre
A Red Priestess from Asshai, she is a close advisor to Stannis.
#7 16 10 3 0 0 0 0 0 3 0
Ellaria Sand
The former paramour of Prince Oberyn. She is also the mother of several of his bastard children, known as the Sand Snakes.
#23 9 0 0 9 0 0 0 0 0 0
Nymeria Sand
One of Oberyn Martell's bastards, known as Sand Snakes.
#26 3 0 0 3 0 0 0 0 0 0
Maggy
A fortune teller who lives in Lannisport.
#58 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Fat Walda Frey
One of Walder Frey's daughters - she is married to Roose Bolton.
#55 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Obara Sand
One of Prince Oberyn Martell's bastard children, known as the Sand Snakes.
#39 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Lollys Stokeworth
The second daughter of House Stokeworth. She is betrothed to Bronn via an arrangement by Cersei Lannister, to convince him from fighting for Tyrion Lannister in his trial by combat.
#71 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Myranda
A servant of Ramsay Bolton.
#42 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Walder Frey
The elderly Lord of the Twins and now Lord of Riverrun after his betrayal of Robb Stark and the Northern forces.
#74 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Margaery Tyrell
The daughter of Mace Tyrell, head of House Tyrell. Betrothed to King Tommen, she is the queen-to-be and active in the politics of King's Landing.
#10 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Totals 28 10 3 12 0 0 0 0 3 0

Lannister Vineyards (douglasjsantoro)

Character Drafted Total Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
Doran Martell
The head of House Martell of Dorne, and elder brother of Prince Oberyn Martell.
#20 23 0 6 12 5 0 0 0 0 0
Tommen Baratheon
The new King of the Seven Kingdoms.
#29 3 0 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Myrcella Baratheon
The only daughter of King Robert Baratheon and Queen Cersei Lannister. She was sent to Dorne to secure an alliance by marriage with House Martell.
#45 3 0 0 3 0 0 0 0 0 0
Septa Unella
A Septa and member of the Most Devout, the council that rules the Faith of the Seven.
#52 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Bowen Marsh
The First Steward of the Night's Watch.
#61 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Robin Arryn
The young, sickly son of Jon Arryn and Lysa Tully. He is Lord of the Vale, although Petyr Baelish serves as Lord Protector until he comes of age.
#36 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Malko
A slave-auctioneer in the city of Meereen.
#77 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Petyr Baelish (Littlefinger)
Formerly the Master of Coin, Littlefinger has been sent to the Vale to serve as Warden of the East.
#4 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Varys
Formerly the Master of Whisperers in King's Landing, Varys controls a vast network of spies. He flees King's Landing after aiding in Tyrion Lannister's escape.
#13 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Denys Mallister
A member of the Night's Watch and commander of the Shadow Tower, located the west end of the Wall.
#68 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Totals 29 0 9 15 5 0 0 0 0 0

Kills
33:57 (+10) Melisandre:
Melisandre burns Shireen Baratheon at the stake after convincing Stannis that her king's blood must be sacrificed. "It will all be over soon, Princess." (Kill of Named Character)
Political Wins
13:17 (+3) Tommen Baratheon:
King Tommen has apparently sent orders for his sister Myrcella to return to King's Landing, which Doran Martell reluctantly agrees to. "King Tommen insists on his sister's return to the capital? ... I cannot disobey my king's command." (Politics - uncategorized)
13:17 (+3) Doran Martell:
Doran agrees to Tommen's request that Myrcella return to Dorne, over the angry protestations of Ellaria. (Politics - uncategorized)
26:00 (+3) Doran Martell:
Ellaria Sand breaks down and becomes a follower of Doran Martell again. "You can swear your allegiance to me now... or you can die." (Politics - uncategorized)
31:42 (+3) Melisandre:
Melisandre has convinced Stannis Baratheon to offer up his daughter Shireen for a sacrifice of her "king's blood". (Politics - uncategorized)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
11:34 (+3) Myrcella Baratheon:
Myrcella fires back at Jaime about her acclimation to the weather and culture of Dorne.
Jaime: "What a lovely dress."
Myrcella: "You don't like it?"
Jaime: "You must be cold."
Myrcella: "Not at all. The Dornish climate agrees with me." (Funny Line)
12:55 (+3) Ellaria Sand:
Ellaria pours her glass of wine onto the carpet, in protest of Doran Martell's toast to King Tommen. (Witty Insult)
13:53 (+3) Ellaria Sand:
to Doran Martell: "No wonder you can't stand. You have no spine." (Witty Insult)
13:58 (+3) Doran Martell:
after Ellaria Sand insults him: "You are mother to four of my nieces, girls I love very much. For their sake, I hope you live a long and happy life. Speak to me that way again, and you won't." (Witty Insult)
15:02 (+3) Nymeria Sand:
Nymeria taunts her half-sister Tyene as she dominates her in the slapping game 17 times in a row.
"Why do we play? I'm better than you. I'll always... *slap* ...be better than you. Have I ever missed? Once? *slap* I don't think I have, I can't *slap* recall. You must love humiliation. *slap* Or pain. *slap* Which do you love most, humiliation or *slap* ...pain? That one hurt, didn't it? *slap*" (Witty Insult)
16:24 (+3) Doran Martell:
Areo Hotah; "Prince Doran, Ser Bronn of the Blackwater."
Doran: "I didn't realize there were 'knights' of the Blackwater" (Witty Insult)
16:59 (+3) Doran Martell:
Jaime: "[Trystane Martell] has agreed to grant you your freedom."
Bronn: "I'm glad to hear it. Pie looks good."
[Areo Hotah possibly breaks Bronn's jaw with an elbow to the face]
Doran: "...Perhaps some soup instead." (Witty Insult)
26:15 (+3) Doran Martell:
to Ellaria Sand: "I believe in second chances. I don't believe in third chances." (Threat)
26:50 (+3) Ellaria Sand:
as she observes Jaime writing a letter: "You write like a seven-year-old." (Witty Insult)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
12:55 (+5) Doran Martell:
Doran drinks after proposing a toast to Jaime Lannister. "Let us drink to Tommen, the First of His Name, King of the Andals and the First Men, Lord of the Seven Kingdoms." (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Special
33:04 (+3) Melisandre:
"Hear us now, my Lord. For you, we offer up this girl, that you may cleanse her with your fire and that its light may lead our way. Accept this token of our faith, my Lord, and lead us from the darkness. Lord of Light, show us the way. Lord of Light, protect us. For the night is dark and full of terrors." (Special)