Matchup: Inglorious Basterds vs Bend it Like Podrick for Ep 9

House Hamilton Season 5

Inglorious Basterds (clark.louie)

Character	Drafted	Total	Kills	Politics	Insults	Deaths
Mace Tyrell The head of House Tyrell and Lord of Highgarden. He is the father of Loras and Margaery.	#75	3	0	0	3	0
Ramsay Bolton The legitimized bastard son of Roose Bolton, now Warden of the North. He is fond of the Bolton tradition of flaying their enemies.	#22	3	0	3	0	0
Areo Hotah The personal bodyguard for Doran Martell.	#43	2	2	0	0	0
Janos Slynt A member of the Night's Watch. Slynt formerly served as Commander of the City Watch, before he was removed from the post and exiled by Tyrion Lannister.	#70	1	0	0	0	1
Theon Greyjoy Heir to the Iron Islands, and formerly a ward of House Stark. Theon is currently a captive of Ramsay Bolton.	#27	0	0	0	0	0
Jon Snow The bastard son of Ned Stark, and a member of the Night's Watch. He helped lead the defense of Castle Black against the Wildling siege.	#6	0	0	0	0	0
Lancel Lannister A cousin of the Lannister children.	#54	0	0	0	0	0
Grey Worm The leader of the Unsullied - a highly-trained army of slaves freed by Daenerys.	#38	0	0	0	0	0
Roose Bolton Lord of House Bolton, and Warden of the North after his betrayal of Robb Stark at the Red Wedding. He is the father of Ramsay Bolton, who is his bastard son.	#59	0	0	0	0	0
Sansa Stark The second eldest Stark child. Though currently married to Tyrion Lannister, she has been smuggled into the Vale by Littlefinger, where she poses as his niece, Alayne Stone.	#11	0	0	0	0	0
Totals		9	2	3	3	1

Bend it Like Podrick (dsborczuk)

Character	Drafted	Total	Kills	Deaths
Jorah Mormont The exiled head of House Mormont. Jorah was previously one of Daenerys' most trusted advisors, but was banished when his time serving as a spy for Robert Baratheon was revealed to her.	#15	24	24	0
Shireen Baratheon Stannis Baratheon's daughter and only child. She is afflicted with greyscale, a disease which has left her face scarred and cracked. She is close friends with Ser Davos Seaworth.	#50	10	0	10
Salladhor Saan A Pirate Lord from the Lys, a free city of Essos. He is an old friend of Ser Davos Seaworth and fought for Stannis in the Battle of the Blackwater.	#79	0	0	0
Samwell Tarly A steward of the Night's Watch. He is a close friend to Jon Snow, and one of the few people known to have killed a White Walker.	#18	0	0	0
Podrick Payne A squire who serves Tyrion Lannister.	#31	0	0	0
Hot Pie An orphan from King's Landing. He works at the Inn at the Crossroads as a baker.	#66	0	0	0
Cersei Lannister Queen Regent of the Seven Kingdoms and mother to King Tommen.	#2	0	0	0
Gilly A daughter of Craster, a wildling who lived in a fortified compound north of the Wall. She and her baby escaped to Castle Black with Samwell Tarly.	#34	0	0	0
White Walker (Night King) The apparent leader of the White Walkers.	#63	0	0	0
Gendry A bastard son of Robert Baratheon, although this fact is not widely known (even to Gendry himself). After being captured by Melisandre, he is freed by Ser Davos and escaped Dragonstone by rowboat. His whereabouts are currently unknown.	#47	0	0	0
Totals		34	24	10

Kills

16:54 (+2) Areo Hotah:

Areo delivers a stiff elbow to the face of Bronn, as ordered by Trystane Martell. (Minor Injury of Named Character)

41:22 (+2) Jorah Mormont:

Jorah plunges a dagger into the heart of the long-axe-wielding pit fighter. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

43:39 (+10) Jorah Mormont:

Jorah does a somersault and then stabs his sword through the stomach of the pit fighter, named as the "Meereenese Champion" earlier. (Kill of Named Character)

44:04 (+2) Jorah Mormont:

Jorah throws a spear into the gallery, killing a Son of the Harpy who had been sneaking up behind Daenerys. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

45:13 (+2) Jorah Mormont:

Jorah kills a Son of the Harpy with his dagger as he makes his way over to help protect Daenerys. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

46:02 (+2) Jorah Mormont:

Jorah stabs a Son of the Harpy who attempts to ambush Daenerys in the fighting pit escape tunnel. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

47:08 (+4) Jorah Mormont:

Jorah cuts down two enemies as Daenerys' group becomes encircled by the Sons of the Harpy mob. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

49:13 (+2) Jorah Mormont:

Jorah stabs through a Son of the Harpy in the fighting pit. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

Political Wins

3:01 (+3) Ramsay Bolton:

Ramsay and his band of "twenty men" sneak into Stannis Baratheon's camp in the middle of the night and set fire to the Baratheon food and war supplies.
Ser Davos: "They were in and out before anyone spotted them. Burnt our food stores to the ground, all our siege weapons destroyed."
(Politics - uncategorized)

Insults Delivered / Funny Lines

20:15 (+3) Mace Tyrell:

Mace attempts to rouse the Iron Banker Tycho Nestoris into song after their successful agreement on the Seven Kingdoms' finances.
Mace: "We should celebrate."
Tycho: "I'm afraid I still have a good deal of work to do."
Mace: "Oh, nonsense. Work's over. Do you sing?"
Tycho: "I don't have that gift."
Mace: "Oh, it's not a gift. It's a skill. Anyone can learn it.
? So give me a kiss by the Long Canal ?
? And give me two kisses in Salty Town ?
? For we're going to die tomorrow ?
? The bareheaded beggar, the king with his crown... ?" (Funny Line)

Deaths

33:57 (+10) Shireen Baratheon:

Shireen is burned at the stake by the red priestess Melisandre, after her father Stannis agrees to sacrifice her for the supposed magic of her king's blood. (Death)

+1 for Janos Slynt

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