Matchup: Unburnt Queen Fangirl vs Lord Toast of House Lee, the First of his Name, King of the Sploots, Protector of Coco, and da true Chief Puppy Officer of Karma for Ep 6
The end of Winter
Political Wins
14:25
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Daenerys Targaryen:
Daenerys speaks to her Unsullied and Khalasar after their victory, having captured the city of King's Landing.
(Acquire a New Castle/City/Army/Loot)
15:13
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Daenerys Targaryen:
Daenerys speaks to her Khalasar as Queen of the newly-conquered Seven Kingdoms.
(New Title)
19:08
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Daenerys Targaryen:
After Tyrion's act of defiance to resign as Hand of the Queen, Daenerys has him arrested.
(New Follower/Prisoner)
28:41
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Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion convinces Jon to betray Daenerys for the good of the realm. "It's a terrible thing I'm asking. It's also the right thing."
(Convincing Argument)
46:35
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Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion successfully deflects Grey Worm from discussing his fate by dangling a juicy power struggle in front of the Lords of Westeros instead.
Grey Worm: "You are not here to speak! Everyone has heard enough words from you."
Tyrion: "You're right. And no one's any better for it. But it's not for you to decide. Jon committed his crime here. His fate is for our king to decide. Or our queen."
Lord Royce: "We don't have a king or queen."
Tyrion: "You're the most powerful people in Westeros. Choose one." (Convincing Argument)
Grey Worm: "You are not here to speak! Everyone has heard enough words from you."
Tyrion: "You're right. And no one's any better for it. But it's not for you to decide. Jon committed his crime here. His fate is for our king to decide. Or our queen."
Lord Royce: "We don't have a king or queen."
Tyrion: "You're the most powerful people in Westeros. Choose one." (Convincing Argument)
49:43
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Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion is succesful in his nomination of Bran Stark for King of Westeros.
"I've had nothing to do but think these past few weeks. About our bloody history. About the mistakes we've made. What unites people? Armies? Gold? Flags? Stories. There's nothing in the world more powerful than a good story. Nothing can stop it. No enemy can defeat it. And who has a better story than Bran the Broken?" (Convincing Argument)
"I've had nothing to do but think these past few weeks. About our bloody history. About the mistakes we've made. What unites people? Armies? Gold? Flags? Stories. There's nothing in the world more powerful than a good story. Nothing can stop it. No enemy can defeat it. And who has a better story than Bran the Broken?" (Convincing Argument)
54:18
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Sansa Stark:
Sansa defies the rule of Bran Stark and proclaims that the North will secede from the Seven Kingdoms.
"...tens of thousands of Northmen fell in the Great War defending all of Westeros. And those who survived have seen too much and fought too hard ever to kneel again. The North will remain an independent kingdom, as it was for thousands of years." (Executive Decision)
"...tens of thousands of Northmen fell in the Great War defending all of Westeros. And those who survived have seen too much and fought too hard ever to kneel again. The North will remain an independent kingdom, as it was for thousands of years." (Executive Decision)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
16:27
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Daenerys Targaryen:
Daenerys speaks to her armies after a triumphant victory at King's Landing.
"But the war is not over. We will not lay down our spears until we have liberated all the people of the world!
From Winterfell to Dorne, from Lannisport to Qarth, from the Summer Isles to the Jade Sea!
Women, men and children have suffered too long beneath the wheel.
Will you break the wheel with me?" (Threat)
"But the war is not over. We will not lay down our spears until we have liberated all the people of the world!
From Winterfell to Dorne, from Lannisport to Qarth, from the Summer Isles to the Jade Sea!
Women, men and children have suffered too long beneath the wheel.
Will you break the wheel with me?" (Threat)
22:01
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Tyrion Lannister:
"I suppose there's a crude kind of justice. I betrayed my closest friend and watched him burn. Now Varys's ashes can tell my ashes: See, I told you."
(Funny Line)
47:44
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Sansa Stark:
Edmure Tully: "I suppose this is the most important moment of our lives. What we decide today will reverberate through the annals of history. I stand before you as one of the senior lords in the country. A veteran of two wars. And I like to think my experience has led to some small skill in statecraft - and underst-
Sansa: "Uncle? Please sit." (Witty Insult)
Sansa: "Uncle? Please sit." (Witty Insult)
58:18
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Tyrion Lannister:
Jon: "I don't expect we'll ever see each other again."
Tyrion: "I wouldn't be so sure. A few years as Hand of the King would make anyone want to piss off the edge of the world." (Funny Line)
Tyrion: "I wouldn't be so sure. A few years as Hand of the King would make anyone want to piss off the edge of the world." (Funny Line)
71:10
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Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion: "I once brought a jackass and a honeycomb into a brothel."
(Funny Line)
A Game of Thrones
44:12
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Sansa Stark:
Sansa is seated as the Lords and Ladies of Westeros meet in the Dragonpit for Tyrion Lannister's trial.
(Basic Seat)
55:11
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Sansa Stark:
Sansa sits back down after the Lords rise to anoint Bran Stark as King of Six Kingdoms.
(Basic Seat)
66:08
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Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion tries out his seat in the Hand's chair before the Small Council meeting begins.
(Seat of Power)
67:01
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Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion hurriedly sits back into the Hand's chair as he hears the Small Council members enter the room.
(Seat of Power)
68:39
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Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion returns to the Hand's seat after Bran arrives at the Small Council meeting.
(Seat of Power)
69:51
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Tyrion Lannister:
Davos reseats himself in the Hand's chair at the Small Council meeting after King Bran's departure.
(Seat of Power)
75:31
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Sansa Stark:
Sansa takes her throne in the Winterfell Great Hall as Queen in the North
(Seat of Power)
Deaths
37:44
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Daenerys Targaryen:
Daenerys dies in the throne room after being betrayed by Jon Snow
(Death)
The Feels
11:53
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Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion discovers the bodies of Jaime and Cersei buried beneath the rubble of the Red Keep.
(Sad Feels)
61:10
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Sansa Stark:
The Starks share their farewells with Jon Snow before he is exiled off to the Night's Watch.
Sansa: "But they (the North) lost their King."
Jon: "Ned Stark's daughter will speak for them. She's the best they could ask for." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Sansa: "But they (the North) lost their King."
Jon: "Ned Stark's daughter will speak for them. She's the best they could ask for." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
67:15
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Tyrion Lannister:
An exacerbated Tyrion reacts as the Small Council arrives and proceed to rearrange his carefully placed chairs.
(Ridiculously Funny Moment)
68:02
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Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion inquires about how history regards him in the Archmaester Ebrose's new historical tome, "A Song of Ice and Fire" - but is told by Samwell Tarly that he isn't actually mentioned in it.
(Ridiculously Funny Moment)