Matchup: The Yellow Jacket Boys vs Salt the snail for Ep 2

Boy it sure is a hot one today huh!

The Yellow Jacket Boys (ablo)

Character	Drafted	Total	Politics	Insults	Thrones	Special	Feels
Daenerys Targaryen	#2	17	3	9	2	3	0
Theon Greyjoy	#26	5	0	0	0	0	5
Lyanna Mormont	#23	3	0	0	0	3	0
Wight Army (Extras)	#14	0	0	0	0	0	0
Greasy-haired White Walkers This is a clean-shaven White Walker with long greasy hair, one f the Night King's lieutenants. He was present at the dragon battle at the Frozen Lake.	#35	0	0	0	0	0	0
Cersei Lannister	#11	0	0	0	0	0	0
Totals		25	3	9	2	6	5

Salt the snail (scottbowie89)

Character	Drafted	Total	Politics	Insults	Wine	Sex	Thrones	Special	Feels
Tormund Giantsbane	#20	59	0	15	5	0	3	30	6
Arya Stark	#5	37	3	9	5	15	0	0	5
Samwell Tarly	#29	16	0	6	0	0	0	0	10
Bran Stark	#8	3	0	0	0	0	3	0	0
Wight Giants (extras)	#32	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Euron Greyjoy	#17	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Totals		115	3	30	10	15	6	30	21

Political Wins

41:55 (+3) Arya Stark:

Arya receives the new dragonglass spear she commissioned from Gendry. (New Weapon)

54:30 (+3) Daenerys Targaryen:

Daenerys learns that Jon Snow may be the trueborn son of her brother, Rhaegar Targaryen, and a rival claimant to the Iron Throne. (Secret Discovery)

I didn't keep proper track of how this category was scored, but does it really count as a "secret discovery" if a person tells you his/her secret rather straight-forward, that means, without a real "act of discovering" on the side of the scoring character? -Lem Lemoncake

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2019 Apr 23
I need to dig deep (or maybe build a search function!), but there was a long discussion and this was changed around S6 or so. The main impetus was people learning things from Bran, which gave them power to decide what to do with that information. Now the main criteria in the rulebooks is "exclusivity" of the secret holders, along with how important the secret information itself is. -nyan

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2019 Apr 23 Lem Lemoncake likes this
I see, thanks for the explanation :) -Lem Lemoncake

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Insults Delivered / Funny Lines

3:09 (+3) Daenerys Targaryen:

to Jaime Lannister: "Your sister pledged to send her army north... I don’t see an army. I see one man with one hand." (Witty Insult)

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3:52 (+3) Daenerys Targaryen:

Tyrion: "Your Grace, I know my brother-"
Daenerys: "Like you knew your sister?" (Witty Insult)

10:20 (+3) Arya Stark:

to Gendry: "I know Death. He's got many faces. I look forward to seeing this one. (Threat)

21:36 (+3) Daenerys Targaryen:

Daenerys: "I'm here because I love your brother. And I trust him. And I know he's true to his word. He's only the second man in my life I can say that about."
Sansa: "Who was the first?"
Daenerys: "Someone taller." (Funny Line)

26:42 (+3) Tormund Giantsbane:

"The big woman still here?" (Funny Line)

33:40 (+3) Samwell Tarly:

Sam defends his renowned fighting abilities
Jon Snow: "If you want to join them (Gilly and little Sam in the crypts)..."
Sam: "Everyone seems to forget that I was the first man to kill a White Walker. I've killed Thenns-"
Edd: "Thenn."
Sam: "I've saved Gilly more than once. I stole a *considerable* number of books from the Citadel library. Survived the Fist of the First Men. You need me out there!"
Edd: "Well if that's where it's come to we really are fucked." (Funny Line)

Having Sam in my team, I do wonder what I'm getting points for in this piece of dialogue. His funny line came afterwards, which is already scored accurately. -Lem Lemoncake

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2019 Apr 23
I liked the "stole a *considerable* number of books" part personally. It's Sam thinking that is one of the top-3 most badass things he's done. -nyan

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2019 Apr 23
Well it's more of a boast then, isn't it? But yeah.. I guess, the character's intention doesn't really count, and as always with those funny lines, most of them will appeal in different ways to different viewers. -Lem Lemoncake

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34:03 (+3) Samwell Tarly:

Edd: "Well if that's where it's come to we really are fucked."
Sam: "Well- calling you fucked wouldn't be strictly accurate." (Witty Insult)

37:26 (+3) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tyrion: "Would you like a drink?"
Tormund: "Brought my own." [holds up horn of weird milk] (Funny Line)

37:35 (+3) Tormund Giantsbane:

The telephone game of Westerosi epithets makes its way to Tormund.
to Jaime: "They call you Kingkiller." (Funny Line)

38:27 (+3) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund tells the story of his name, Giantsbane.

"They call me Giantsbane. Want to know why?
I killed a giant when I was 10. Then I climbed right into bed with his wife.
When she woke up, you know what she did? Suckled me at her teat for three months.
Thought I was her baby. That's how I got so strong. Giant's milk." (Funny Line)

41:24 (+3) Arya Stark:

to Sandor and Beric: "I'm not spending my final hours with you two miserable old shits." (Witty Insult)

44:13 (+3) Arya Stark:

to Gendry: "I'm not the Red Woman. Take your own bloody pants off." (Funny Line)

46:04 (+3) Tormund Giantsbane:

to Brienne: "I'm no King, but if I were, I'd knight you ten times over." (Funny Line)

Glasses of Wine Consumed

38:27 (+5) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund shotguns his entire horn of "giants' milk" as it pours down all over his beard to the dismay of Davos and others. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

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39:15 (+5) Arya Stark:

Sandor shares his wineskin with Arya atop the ramparts of Winterfell. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

Acts of Intercourse

44:21 (+15) Arya Stark:

Arya spends her last night rolling around with Gendry among the burlap sacks. "We're probably going to die soon. I want to know what it's like before that happens." (Act of Intercourse)

A Game of Thrones

2:45 (+1) Daenerys Targaryen:

Daenerys sits at the head of the table in Winterfall's hall as she interrogates Jaime. (Basic Seat)

4:35 (+1) Bran Stark:

Bran sits in his wheelchair at the Court of Winterfell.
Jaime: "We were at war. Everything I did, I did for my house and my family. i'd do it all again."
Bran: "The things we do for love." (Basic Seat)

10:59 (+1) Bran Stark:

Bran sits in his wheelchair in the Godswood as he has a conversation with Jaime. (Basic Seat)

20:00 (+1) Daenerys Targaryen:

Daenerys sits down with Sansa during their 1:1 chat. (Basic Seat)

27:17 (+1) Bran Stark:

Bran sits in his wheelchair while the group plans for the Battle of Winterfell. (Basic Seat)

37:55 (+1) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund sits down to regale the fireplace crew with the story of how he was named Giantsbane. (Basic Seat)

44:38 (+1) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund and the fireplace crew continue sitting. (Basic Seat)

51:10 (+1) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund is sitting as Davos declares "we're out of wine" to the fireplace crew. (Basic Seat)

Special

2:49 (+3) Daenerys Targaryen:

Daenerys rocks a lighter crimson and gray coat inside the hall of Winterfell. (Special)

25:55 (+3) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund greets Jon with a bear tackle and calls him "My little Crow." (Special)

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30:05 (+9) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund gives the eye to Brienne during the battle planning meeting (3 seconds)

"We're all going to die... but at least we die together." (Special)

37:11 (+18) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund stares at Brienne as he enters the fireplace room (6 cumulative seconds staring at Brienne). She stares back.
"It could be our last night in this world, you know?" (Special)

49:02 (+3) Lyanna Mormont:

Lyanna tells off Jorah Mormont for trying to convince her to stay safe in the crypts.

Lyanna: "I have trained my men, women and children. I have fought before. I can fight again.
JORAH: "Please, listen to me. You're the future of our house."
LYANNA: "I don't need you to remind me of that."
Jorah: "You'll be safer in the crypt. These things we're fighting-
Lyanna: "I will not hide underground. I pledged to fight for the North - and I will fight."
Samwell, interrupting: "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to-"
Lyanna: "It's all right. We're done here." (Special)

The Feels

23:25 (+5) Theon Greyjoy:

Theon and Sansa share a heartfelt hug as he returns to the North with his Ironborn.

"I want to fight for Winterfell, Lady Sansa. If you'll have me." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)

25:52 (+3) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund bear tackles Jon Snow in the courtyard as the Beyond-the-Wall gang reunites in Winterfell. (Funny Line)

Doesn't he also call Jon a crow here - does that count toward his special? I guess there's no mention of `killing` but idk if there's precedent -dennis

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2019 Apr 22 dneanover likes this
@dennis he doesn't really do crow killing anymore, so I'm onboard with changing this. This is outdated from S4. -nyan

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2019 Apr 22 dhennie1 and Laxis like this
Yeah I think generally if he says "crow" at all it should count now, as it's pretty rare as it is -dennis

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2019 Apr 22
Shouldn't Jon get points for this too and his embrace with Eddison Tollett? Considering he thought they may have been lost, to be reunited again since he left them at the Wall? -davidleelake

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34:25 (+5) Samwell Tarly:

The three remaining Night's Watch members share some banter and reflect on their beginnings.
Samwell: "Think back to where we started. Us, Grenn, Pyp."
Jon: "Now it's just us three."
Edd: "Last man left, burn the rest of us." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)

38:27 (+3) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund shotguns his entire horn of "giants' milk" as it pours down all over his beard to the dismay of Davos and others. (Ridiculously Funny Moment)

39:25 (+5) Arya Stark:

Arya and the Hound share a drink atop the ramparts of Winterfell.

Arya: "No, I mean, what are you doing up here? You joined the Brotherhood. You went beyond the Wall with Jon. You're here now. Why? When was the last time you fought for anyone but yourself?"
Sandor: "I fought for you, didn't I?" (Warm Fuzzy Moment)

Is this a warm fuzzy moment? It's not a reunion, they met up last episode and the Hound complimented her. The conversation ended with "I don't want to spend my last few hours with you miserable shits." I feel like just bc they hound said one nice thing doesnt constitute a "warm and fuzzy moment." -hindsight44

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2019 Apr 22 nyan likes this
I really liked the Hound's line, but yeah that was all that was there. Would you feel this is okay to not score for Arya but score for the Hound? -nyan

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2019 Apr 22
I felt massive warm fuzzies at this moment. The Hound basically admitted to Arya that he cared about her more than anyone else he's ever had to fight for. -power.suit

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2019 Apr 22 nyan likes this
it doesn't get any more warm and fuzzy from the Hound or Arya than this. They are both very reserved. The comment about this ending with 'you miserable shits' etc doesnt undo this moment - that's the nature of Arya/the Hounds relationship. Like how you only playfully insult your closest friends because you care about them. -ryanmcfarlane09

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50:17 (+5) Samwell Tarly:

Jorah receives Heartsbane, the Tarly family sword from Samwell, as a remembrance to his father, the Lord Commander Jeor Mormont.

Samwell: "And I'd love to defend them with it. But I can't really hold it upright. Your father, he taught me how to be a man. How to do what's right. This is right." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)

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