Matchup: The Game of Incest vs Winter is Cumming for Ep 3
Dragon Titties
Kills
Drogon arrives to the battlefield, lighting up a line of wights behind Jaime. 5 wights are thrown up in the air from the blast.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Drogon torches the rear of the wight formation, burning 22 visible wights in the blast area
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Drogon attacks from overhead, incinerating a line of wights and a wight giant.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
27:10
(+2)
Beric Dondarrion:
Beric cuts down a wight with his flaming sword.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
28:19
(+2)
Beric Dondarrion:
Beric strikes a wight on the shoulder with his flaming sword.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
As Bran's warged ravens fly across the battlefield, the dragons continue to torch the wights army outside the walls of Winterfell. 40 wights are thrown up/incinerated in the blast (unknown dragon, score split evenly across dragons)
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
39:11
(+6)
Beric Dondarrion:
Beric slashes three wights in the Winterfell courtyard
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
50:49
(+2)
Beric Dondarrion:
Beric throws his flaming sword, impaling a wight attacking Arya.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
51:02
(+2)
Beric Dondarrion:
Beric curbstomps the wight who stabbed at his leg.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
55:20
(+2)
Theon Greyjoy:
Theon shoots down a wight with a flaming arrow as the Ironborn protect Bran in the Godswood.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
The Night King rides Viserion as he slashes at Rhaegal's breast, ripping off several of his scales as the dragons engage in an aerial dogfight.
(Major Injury of Named Character)
Drogon intercepts the Night King mid-air, dismounting him from Viserion and dropping him down hundreds of feet to the forest below.
(Minor Injury of Named Character)
After Daenerys unseats the Night King, Drogon bites down and snaps Viserion's neck.
(Kill of Named Character)
62:04
(+2)
Theon Greyjoy:
Theon shoots down a charging wight in the Godswood.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
62:08
(+4)
Theon Greyjoy:
Theon shoots down two more wights as they storm into the Godswood.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Drogon burns seven wights as he and Daenerys ride in to save Jon.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Four additional wights wither in the flames as Jon rushes towards Winterfell to save Bran.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
As the horde of wights pile onto Drogon's back, he chomps down on a mouthful to try and fend them off.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Desperate to get rid of the wights, Drogon flails and shakes, and stomps on two wights in the process
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Drogon shakes off the wights on his back, throwing down a wighted Qhono.
(Kill of Named Character)
65:28
(+4)
Theon Greyjoy:
Theon makes his last stand, killing two wights with his last two arrows.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
65:43
(+10)
Theon Greyjoy:
Making his last stand after running out of arrows, Theon bashes in a wight with his bow, and finds a spear to fend off four more wights.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
69:00
(+6)
Theon Greyjoy:
Theon cuts down three more wights as Bran's last defender in the Godswood.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
69:58
(+14)
Theon Greyjoy:
Theon kills off 7 more wights in the final final stand in the Godswood.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
72:15
(+10)
White Walker (Night King):
The Night King dodges the naïve spear charge by Theon, breaking the weapon in half and stabbing Theon through the stomach with the broken stick.
(Kill of Named Character)
Political Wins
Qhono gets his arakh upgraded to a flaming arakh after Melisandre enchants the weapons for the Dothraki cavalry.
(New Weapon)
The Army of the Dead wins the third phase of the battle, overrunning the Winterfall walls and reaching the interior of the castle.
(Victorious Battle)
After he notices an decidedly unstealthy Jon trying to sneak up on his back, the Night King raises all of the dead bodies surrounding Jon to become a new wight army.
(Acquire a New Castle/City/Army/Loot)
The Night King reanimates Lyanna Mormont as an undead wight.
(New Follower/Prisoner)
The Night King reanimates Qhono as an undead wight.
(New Follower/Prisoner)
The Night King reanimates Eddison Tollet as an undead wight.
(New Follower/Prisoner)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
Deaths
52:35
(+5)
Beric Dondarrion:
Wordlessly, Beric succumbs to his wounds after making it to safety with the Hound and Arya.
(Death)
Apparently Qhono died during all this, as he reanimates as an undead wight.
(Death)
63:23
(+5)
Theon Greyjoy:
Theon is impaled by a spear shard after one last valiant charge against the Night King.
Bran: "Theon. You're a good man. Thank you." (Death)
Bran: "Theon. You're a good man. Thank you." (Death)
The reanimated wight of Qhono is thrown off Drogon's back as he prepares to take flight.
(Death)
The Night King shatters after Arya lands a hit to its stomach with her Valyrian steel dagger.
(Death)
The Feels
32:36
(+5)
Theon Greyjoy:
Bran to Theon: "Everything you did brought you where you are now. Where you belong. Home."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
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Daenerys realizes why bus drivers never wait as she and Drogon get inundated with 57 fare-skipping hop-ons.
(I've made a huge mistake.)
71:14
(+5)
Theon Greyjoy:
Bran: "Theon. You're a good man. Thank you."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
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