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Matchup: Tormund’s Baby Seal vs The Game of Incest for Ep 5 | Fantasora

Matchup: Tormund’s Baby Seal vs The Game of Incest for Ep 5

Dragon Titties

Tormund’s Baby Seal (trent.kuhl)

Character Drafted Total Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
Tyrion Lannister
 #5 38 0 12 3 0 0 0 0 0 23
Davos Seaworth
 #24 3 0 0 3 0 0 0 0 0 0
Vance Corbray
 #80 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Archmaester Sandhu
 #89 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Podrick Payne
 #33 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Bronze Yohn Royce
 #61 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Maggy
 #108 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Sam (Gilly's Baby)
 #52 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Totals 41 0 12 6 0 0 0 0 0 23

The Game of Incest (coleharper82)

Character Drafted Total Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
Melessa Tarly
 #58 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Citadel Maester (actor: Philip O'Sullivan)
 #86 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Theon Greyjoy
 #30 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Yara Greyjoy
 #27 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Koner (actor: Joseph Quinn)
 #83 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Maester Wolkan
 #55 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Daughter of the Myraham's Captain
 #111 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
White Walker (Night King)
 #2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Totals 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0

Political Wins
8:05 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion rats out Varys for his betrayal of Daenerys. (Act of Betrayal)
22:58 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion speaks his way past the Unsullied guards stationed outside of Jaime's tent
Unsullied: "We have orders to guard the prisoner."
Tyrion: "Ordered by whom, the Queen herself?"
Unsullied: "No."
Tyrion: "Well, in that case, as Hand of the Queen, I outrank whomever gave your order, probably by quite a lot." (Convincing Argument)
25:57 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion convinces Jaime to undertake the covert mission to smuggle Cersei out of King's Landing and escape to a new life.

"Do it. If you don't, you'll never see Cersei again." (Convincing Argument)
26:21 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion unlocks Jaime's chains and frees him, sending him on a covert mission to rescue Cersei and end the war before Daenerys destroys the city.

"Tens of thousands of innocent lives. One not particularly innocent dwarf. Seems like a fair trade." (Act of Betrayal)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
21:26 (+3) Davos Seaworth:
Tyrion: "Davos, I need to ask you a favor. You're the greatest smuggler alive, aren't you."
Davos: "I'm not going to like this favor, am I?" (Funny Line)
22:30 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion attempts to speak to the Unsullied guards.

"I drink to eat the skull keeper."
"I want to eat the skull keeper."
"I want to see the..."
Unsullied: "-we speak the Common Tongue." (Funny Line)
The Feels
12:40 (+5) Tyrion Lannister:
Varys says his last words to Tyrion as he awaits his execution: "I hope I deserve it, truly I do. I hope I'm wrong. Goodbye, old friend." (Sad Feels)
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22:30 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion attempts to speak to the Unsullied guards.

"I drink to eat the skull keeper."
"I want to eat the skull keeper."
"I want to see the..."
Unsullied: "-we speak the Common Tongue." (Ridiculously Funny Moment)
26:47 (+15) Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion frees Jaime and the Lannister brothers say their goodbyes on the eve of the attack on King's Landing.

Tyrion: "You were the only one who didn't treat me like a monster. You were all I had." (Sad Feels)