Matchup: Arya Ready, Kids? vs Nymeria's wolves for Ep 4

House GKA

Arya Ready, Kids? (TwistPickle)

Character	Drafted	Total	Politics	Insults	Wine	Sex	Thrones	Deaths	Special	Feels
Tormund Giantsbane	#8	52	3	9	10	5	0	0	12	13
Euron Greyjoy	#17	12	11	0	0	0	1	0	0	0
Rhaegal	#32	5	0	0	0	0	0	5	0	0
Full-bearded White Walkers This White Walker has a full beard and long hair. He is one of the Night King's Lieutenants.	#41	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Quaithe	#56	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Robett Glover	#65	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Totals		69	14	9	10	5	1	5	12	13

Nymeria's wolves (harry.s.sherman)

Character	Drafted	Total	Kills	Politics	Insults	Wine	Thrones	Special
Daenerys Targaryen	#1	22	0	6	3	5	2	6
Bronn	#24	22	1	0	15	5	1	0
Yara Greyjoy	#25	3	0	3	0	0	0	0
Greasy-haired White Walkers This is a clean-shaven White Walker with long greasy hair, one f the Night King's lieutenants. He was present at the dragon battle at the Frozen Lake.	#49	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Archmaester Ebrose	#48	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Denys Mallister	#72	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Totals		47	1	9	18	10	3	6

Kills

40:01 (+1) Bronn:

Bronn punches Tyrion square in the nose, rendering it bloody. "I've never hit a dwarf before, but say another word and I will belt you." (Minor Injury of Named Character)

Political Wins

33:08 (+3) Yara Greyjoy:

In the War Council meeting, Varys mentions that Yara Greyjoy has retaken the Iron Islands. (Acquire a New Castle/City/Army/Loot)

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34:57 (+3) Daenerys Targaryen:

Daenerys' pleas to Jon were effective, convincing him to take her side over the Stark family's in pledging the unconditional loyalty of the Northern troops. (Convincing Argument)

50:36 (+3) Tormund Giantsbane:

Jon gives charge of Ghost to Tormund, to take him back to his natural habitat north of the Wall. (New Follower/Prisoner)

53:57 (+5) Euron Greyjoy:

Euron and the Iron Fleet ambush Daenerys Targaryen's fleet on their way to Dragonstone, shooting Rhaegal out of the sky from their ship-mounted Scorpions. (Kill of Named Character (Orchestrated))

This was originally scored as a full Kill for Euron but changed to an Orchestrated Kill since there wasn't any on-screen evidence for whether Euron fired any of the killing bolts. https://fantasora.com/event/4581

Note that getting points for what your army does is not generally a score (aside from the Battle Victory), and this is a new category without a lot of precedents. In general it feels like Euron is deserving of this since Euron plans out the ambush and Rhaegal is caught unawares, e.g. is a sitting duck. We wouldn't want to count this category for say, every character killed by the Night King in the Battle of Winterfell. -nyan

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2019 May 7 imonaship12 likes this
If that is the case shouldn't Qyburn also get points for creating the scorpion 2.0 -Zaibin and Aadil

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Is this a substantial revamp of the original Scorpion? Or did they just make a lot more of them? -nyan

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2019 May 7 imonaship12 likes this
It was earlier shown that Scorpion 1.0 was useless and did no real appreciable damage; this seems to either be a significant redesign, or two _extraordinarily_ lucky shots that just happened to hit the spots that were wounded in the Battle of Winterfell by the Ice Dragon. -dopeghoti

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55:45 (+3) Euron Greyjoy:

Euron's Iron Fleet executes a devastating attack on Daenerys' armada, shooting down one of her dragons and sinking most of her ships just outside of Dragonstone. (Victorious Battle)

57:23 (+3) Euron Greyjoy:

Euron has captured Missandei and delivered her to King's Landing following the surprise attack on Daenerys' fleet. (New Follower/Prisoner)

59:07 (+3) Daenerys Targaryen:

Daenerys ignores Varys' pleas and proceeds with her plan to take King's Landing by force.

Varys: "I beg you, Your Grace. Do not destroy the city you came to save. Do not become what you have always struggled to defeat."
Daenerys: "Do you believe we're here for a reason, Lord Varys? I'm here to free the world from tyrants. That is my destiny and I will serve it, no matter the cost." (Executive Decision)

Insults Delivered / Funny Lines

14:47 (+3) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund demands Jon finish off his horn of wine in front of a celebratory crowd at the Feast of Winterfell.

Tormund: "We have to celebrate our victory."
Jon: "Vomiting is not celebrating."
Tormund: "...yes, it is." (Funny Line)

18:54 (+3) Tormund Giantsbane:

"Now, which one of you cowards shit in my pants?" (Funny Line)

31:40 (+3) Daenerys Targaryen:

Daenerys demands subservience from Jon to keep his Targaryen identity from his family.

Jon: "You are my Queen. Nothing will change that. And they are my family. We can live together."
Daenerys: "We can. I've just told you how." (Threat)

39:22 (+3) Bronn:

Bronn comments after hearing of Jaime's relationship with Brienne.

"I knew you were fucking her. A pair of tall, blond toffs. Must be like looking in the mirror." (Witty Insult)

39:52 (+3) Bronn:

Tyrion: "You're a knight, thanks to me."
Bronn: "Thanks to me. And that title's worth as much as a blond hair from your brother's ballsack." (Witty Insult)

40:05 (+3) Bronn:

Tyrion: "You broke my nose!"
Bronn: "I did not break your nose."
Tyrion: "How do you know?"
Bronn: "Because I've been breaking noses since I was your size, and I know what it sounds like." (Funny Line)

40:50 (+3) Bronn:

Tyrion: "May I speak?
Bronn: "Why not? Only death will shut you up." (Witty Insult)

41:48 (+3) Bronn:

Jaime: "Highgarden will never belong to a cutthroat."
Bronn: "Who were your ancestors, the ones who made your family rich? Fancy lads in silk? They were fucking cutthroats.
That's how all the great houses started, isn't it? With a hard bastard who was good at killing people. Kill a few hundred people, they make you a lord. Kill a few thousand, they make you king. And then all your cocksucking grandsons can ruin the family with their cocksucking ways." (Funny Line)

47:26 (+3) Tormund Giantsbane:

Jon: "Rhaegal needs to heal. He doesn't need me weighing him down."
Tormund: "You weigh as much as two fleas fucking." (Witty Insult)

Glasses of Wine Consumed

11:40 (+5) Daenerys Targaryen:

Daenerys drinks as the crowd celebrates Gendry's promotion to Lord Baratheon of Storm's End. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

12:31 (+5) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund glugs straight from the pitcher during the Feast of Winterfell. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

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15:02 (+5) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund drinks from his horn as the crowd toasts both Daenerys and Arya. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

41:49 (+5) Bronn:

Bronn has a sip from Tyrion's tasty beverage as he holds both of the Lannister brothers at bay with a crossbow. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

Acts of Intercourse

19:48 (+5) Tormund Giantsbane:

After being spurned by Brienne, Tormund rebounds with a Northern girl who fancies him at the Feast of Winterfell.

Northern girl: " You can touch me. I'm not afraid of Wildlings."
Tormund: "Maybe you should be."
(Act of Intercourse)

A Game of Thrones

8:54 (+1) Daenerys Targaryen:

Daenerys sits at the head table during the celebratory feast at Winterfell. (Basic Seat)

15:20 (+1) Daenerys Targaryen:

Daenerys sits back down to brood after toasting to Arya Stark, the Hero of Winterfell (Basic Seat)

39:37 (+1) Bronn:

Bronn takes a seat with his hostages as he negotiates with Tyrion and Jaime at crossbow-point. (Basic Seat)

53:50 (+1) Euron Greyjoy:

Euron sits in the gunner's seat of the Scorpion aboard his ship, as the Iron Fleet chases down Daenerys' dragons. (Basic Seat)

Deaths

53:32 (+5) Rhaegal:

Rhaegal is hit by three scorpion bolts from Euron and the Greyjoy fleet, falling out of the sky and plunging into the waters next to Dragonstone. (Death)

Special

14:55 (+3) Daenerys Targaryen:

Daenerys switches up to a burgundy dress at the Feast of Winterfell (Special)

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19:05 (+12) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund eagerly stares at Brienne as she excuses herself to take a piss. His 3-second gaze is unfortunately interrupted by Jaime. (Special)

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Also would “icy fucks” count as a witty insult? Or does it have to be said directly to the target of the insult? -conor_finlay

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2019 May 7
Doesn't have to be said at anyone, and for Tormund these kind of half-bleed into funny lines. I did add the "shit in my pants" line right after "icy fucks", here: https://fantasora.com/event/4628

I could go either way on this icy fucks line. -nyan

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2019 May 8
I feel like he definitely does more than 3 points worth of staring here? He stares straight into her eyes for 5/6 seconds as he walks over to her. He’s speaking to everyone but his eyes are fixed right on hers and he also happens to be talking about “looking into blue eyes”. His second stare is about 5/6 seconds aswell, from the end of his laugh to the moment Jaime steps in front of him and his eyes move to him. -conor_finlay

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2019 May 8
I know he doesn’t get points for just looking at Brienne but these two stares are definitely more in line with the stares he was scored for in episode 2. -conor_finlay

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2019 May 8
That was my bad, I meant to mark this as 3 seconds and 9 points. This is the portion that you can see Tormund's eyes during the stare in the screenshot, between Brienne's "pardon me for a moment" and Jaime interrupting. The 5s is about right if you include the beginning where we just see the back of his head. Don't feel too strongly about the cutoff here, call it even at 4s? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

It's subjective but I feel that before this with the "icy fucks" he is mostly jovial and talking to her like a person instead of objectifying her? -nyan

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2019 May 8
Yeah that’s fair in regard to the “icy fucks” part. I’d still argue that he should get the whole 5/6 seconds for the second stars as we can still see he’s looking at her even though we can’t see his eyes the whole time. Ultimately it’s up to you though. -conor_finlay

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44:16 (+3) Daenerys Targaryen:

Daenerys debuts a new grey-paneled jacket with a red cape. (Special)

The Feels

16:44 (+3) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund continually splashes wine EVERYWHERE as he regales the crowd with the legend of Jon Snow. (Ridiculously Funny Moment)

19:48 (+5) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund's heart is broken as he regales his story to Clegane. "And after all that, this fucker comes north and takes her from me. Just takes her, like that. I mean it, Clegane. My heart is broken." (Sad Feels)

48:32 (+5) Tormund Giantsbane:

Jon and Tormund say their final farewells, as Tormund leaves to take the Free Folk home beyond the Wall.

Tormund: "It isn't home. We need room to wander. I'll take them back through Castle Black as soon as the winter storms pass. Back where we belong." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)

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