Matchup: Bannerhood Without Brothers vs Ned Stark on the throne! for Ep 4

Ser Pounce and The Fluffy Companions #4

Bannerhood Without Brothers (Lem Lemoncake)

Character Drafted Total Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
Arya Stark
 #10 8 0 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 5
Samwell Tarly
 #23 8 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 3 5
Eddison Tollett
 #39 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 0 0
Illyrio Mopatis
 #58 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Viserion
 #7 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Top-Knot White Walkers
One of the Night King's lieutenants, this is the White Walker who grabs the ice spear and hands it to the Night Walker during the dragon battle at the frozen lake.
#42 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Grey Worm
#26 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Alys Karstark
 #55 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Totals 18 0 3 0 0 0 0 2 3 10

Ned Stark on the throne! (apfelstrudeldk)

Character Drafted Total Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
Jaime Lannister
 #9 56 0 0 6 20 10 2 0 0 18
Sansa Stark
 #8 38 0 6 3 10 0 1 0 3 15
Bronn
 #24 22 1 0 15 5 0 1 0 0 0
Qyburn
 #25 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Olyvar
 #57 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Aeron Greyjoy
 #56 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Meera Reed
 #40 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Robin Arryn
 #41 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Totals 116 1 6 24 35 10 4 0 3 33

Kills
40:01 (+1) Bronn:
Bronn punches Tyrion square in the nose, rendering it bloody. "I've never hit a dwarf before, but say another word and I will belt you." (Minor Injury of Named Character)
Political Wins
38:17 (+3) Sansa Stark:
Arya and Sansa learn of Jon Snow's true heritage as a secret Targaryen and heir to the Iron Throne. (Secret Discovery)
38:17 (+3) Arya Stark:
Arya and Sansa learn of Jon Snow's true heritage as a secret Targaryen and heir to the Iron Throne. (Secret Discovery)
46:50 (+3) Sansa Stark:
Sansa breaks her promise to Jon, divulging his secret heritage to Tyrion Lannister. "What if there's someone else? Someone better?" (Act of Betrayal)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
15:42 (+3) Jaime Lannister:
Jaime and Brienne play a drinking game of guesses.

Jaime: "You... are an only child."
Brienne: "I told you I was."
Jaime: "You didn't."
Brienne: "I did."
Jaime: "I surmised it." (Funny Line)
21:27 (+3) Sansa Stark:
Sansa: "... he got what he deserved. I gave it to him."
Sandor: "How?"
Sansa: "Hounds." (Funny Line)
25:24 (+3) Jaime Lannister:
Brienne: "It's the first thing I learnt when I came to the North. Keep your fire going. Every time you leave the room, put more wood on."
Jaime: "... You know the first thing I learned in the North? I hate the fucking North." (Funny Line)
39:22 (+3) Bronn:
Bronn comments after hearing of Jaime's relationship with Brienne.

"I knew you were fucking her. A pair of tall, blond toffs. Must be like looking in the mirror." (Witty Insult)
39:52 (+3) Bronn:
Tyrion: "You're a knight, thanks to me."
Bronn: "Thanks to me. And that title's worth as much as a blond hair from your brother's ballsack." (Witty Insult)
40:05 (+3) Bronn:
Tyrion: "You broke my nose!"
Bronn: "I did not break your nose."
Tyrion: "How do you know?"
Bronn: "Because I've been breaking noses since I was your size, and I know what it sounds like." (Funny Line)
40:50 (+3) Bronn:
Tyrion: "May I speak?
Bronn: "Why not? Only death will shut you up." (Witty Insult)
41:48 (+3) Bronn:
Jaime: "Highgarden will never belong to a cutthroat."
Bronn: "Who were your ancestors, the ones who made your family rich? Fancy lads in silk? They were fucking cutthroats.
That's how all the great houses started, isn't it? With a hard bastard who was good at killing people. Kill a few hundred people, they make you a lord. Kill a few thousand, they make you king. And then all your cocksucking grandsons can ruin the family with their cocksucking ways." (Funny Line)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
9:02 (+5) Sansa Stark:
Sansa drinks from her cup at the head table as the awkward family dinner commences. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
9:52 (+5) Jaime Lannister:
Jaime drinks as Gendry scoots past him and Brienne in the aisle. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
9:53 (+5) Sansa Stark:
Sansa stuffs her face with another cup as Gendry scoots his way down the aisle. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
12:24 (+5) Jaime Lannister:
Brienne and Jaime share a drink at the Feast of Winterfell.

Jaime: "We've fought dead things and lived to talk about it.If this isn't the time to drink, when is?" (Glass of Wine Consumed)
25:41 (+5) Jaime Lannister:
Jaime pours himself a cup and drinks in Brienne's bedchambers as he jealously questions her about Tormund Giantsbane. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
39:01 (+5) Jaime Lannister:
Jaime and Tyrion drink after toasting to Jaime's new relationship with Brienne. "To climbing mountains." (Glass of Wine Consumed)
41:49 (+5) Bronn:
Bronn has a sip from Tyrion's tasty beverage as he holds both of the Lannister brothers at bay with a crossbow. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Acts of Intercourse
27:20 (+5) Jaime Lannister:
Jaime fumbles awkwardly in his first attempts at flirting with someone who is not a sibling, but ultimately succeeds in wooing Brienne with the 'ol "my it's quite hot in here". (Act of Intercourse)
65:39 (+5) Jaime Lannister:
Jaime sits brooding in front of the fireplace after a 2nd night with Brienne, reflecting on how one just can't go back to non-incest after hitting that high-grade sibling kush. (Act of Intercourse)
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A Game of Thrones
8:54 (+1) Sansa Stark:
Sansa sits at the head table during the celebratory feast at Winterfell. (Basic Seat)
38:29 (+1) Jaime Lannister:
Tyrion sits with Jaime in front of a fireplace in Winterfell, as Tyrion ribs Jaime on his newfound romance with Brienne. (Basic Seat)
39:37 (+1) Bronn:
Bronn takes a seat with his hostages as he negotiates with Tyrion and Jaime at crossbow-point. (Basic Seat)
65:17 (+1) Jaime Lannister:
Jaime sits on a chair in front of the fireplace after a 2nd night with Brienne, reflecting on how non-incest just doesn't really do it for him. (Basic Seat)
Deaths
7:13 (+2) Eddison Tollett:
Edd's body lies atop a funeral pyre after the Battle of Winterfell as Samwell Tarly says his goodbye. (Dead Body Appearance)
Special
23:06 (+3) Sansa Stark:
Sansa cries over Theon's body as the Northern forces pay their respects to the dead after the Battle of Winterfell. (Special)
49:21 (+3) Samwell Tarly:
Samwell explains the birds and the bees to Jon.

Samwell: "There's only so many books a person can read, so we-"
Gilly: "I'm sure he knows how it happens, Sam." (Special)
The Feels
4:30 (+5) Sansa Stark:
Sansa grieves over the body of Theon Greyjoy as the forces at Winterfell gather to honor the dead. She leaves him with her Stark brooch before lighting the funeral pyre. (Sad Feels)
22:07 (+5) Sansa Stark:
Sandor Clegane and Sansa talk about their long journeys and roads not taken.

Sandor: " You've changed, Little Bird. None of it would have happened if you'd left King's Landing with me. No Littlefinger, no Ramsay none of it."
Sansa: "Without Littlefinger, and Ramsay, and the rest... I would have stayed a Little Bird all my life." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
37:18 (+5) Sansa Stark:
Arya and Sansa stage a family intervention with Jon Snow to bring him back to the Stark side.

Jon: "I've never been a Stark."
Sansa: "You are. You're just as much Ned Stark's child as any of us."
Arya: "You're my brother. Not my half-brother or my bastard brother. My brother." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
37:18 (+5) Arya Stark:
Arya and Sansa stage a family intervention with Jon Snow to bring him back to the Stark side.

Jon: "I've never been a Stark."
Sansa: "You are. You're just as much Ned Stark's child as any of us."
Arya: "You're my brother. Not my half-brother or my bastard brother. My brother." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
49:52 (+5) Samwell Tarly:
Jon and Sam say their goodbyes at Winterfell.

Sam: "You're the best friend I ever had."
Jon: "You too, Sam." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
56:50 (+15) Jaime Lannister:
After two days of playing house with Brienne, Jaime receives news of the events in King's Landing and reflects on where his true passions lie.

"You think I'm a good man? I pushed a boy out a tower window, crippled him for life for Cersei. I strangled my cousin with my own hands just to get back to Cersei. I would have murdered every man, woman and child in Riverrun for Cersei. She's hateful. And so am I." (Sad Feels)
65:09 (+3) Jaime Lannister:
After two nights in bed with Brienne, Jaime lies awake and reflects on how non-incest just really doesn't do it for him. (I've made a huge mistake.)
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