Cersei Lannister
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drafted by House Freeloaders
* +1 special point every time she pours wine or requests a glass be poured
* +1 point when someone (excl. Jaime) references incest with Jaime or her childrens' bastardy directly to her
* 2x multiplier for sex acts involving incest (first cousin or closer)
Raw Stats
| Total | Kills | Politics | Insults | Wine | Sex | Thrones | Deaths | Special | Feels |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 119 | 10 | 9 | 21 | 70 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 9 | 0 |
Event Log
Kills
32:45
(+2)
Cersei Lannister:
Cersei has Ros beaten bloody, after mistaking her for Tyrion's secret lover.
(Minor Injury of Named Character)
23:38
(+6)
Cersei Lannister:
Cersei orders Illyn pane to execute 3 deserters who Ser Mandon Moore catches running away.
Ser Mandon Moore: "The lads caught a groom and two maids trying to sneak away with a stolen horse and some gold cups."
Cersei: "The battle's first traitors. Have Ser Ilyn see to them. Put their heads on spikes outside the stables as a warning." (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Ser Mandon Moore: "The lads caught a groom and two maids trying to sneak away with a stolen horse and some gold cups."
Cersei: "The battle's first traitors. Have Ser Ilyn see to them. Put their heads on spikes outside the stables as a warning." (Kill of Unnamed Character)
46:15
(+2)
Cersei Lannister:
Cersei shoves past the injured Lancel Lannister, pushing him into a column and leaving him writhing on the floor.
(Minor Injury of Named Character)
Political Wins
33:38
(+3)
Cersei Lannister:
Cersei: "Permit me to share some womanly wisdom with you on this very special day. The more people you love, the weaker you are. You'll do things for them that you know you shouldn't do. You'll act the fool to make them happy, to keep them safe. Love no one but your children. On that front, a mother has no choice."
Sansa: "But... shouldn't I love Joffrey, Your Grace?"
Cersei: "You can try, little dove." (Politics - uncategorized)
Sansa: "But... shouldn't I love Joffrey, Your Grace?"
Cersei: "You can try, little dove." (Politics - uncategorized)
32:45
(+3)
Cersei Lannister:
Cersei takes Ros, who she suspects of being Tyrion's secret lover, as a prisoner - collateral for whatever happens to Joffrey on the battlefield.
(Politics - uncategorized)
38:39
(+3)
Cersei Lannister:
Cersei ignores Lancel's protests and orders Joffrey back to the safety of the Red Keep.
(Politics - uncategorized)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
41:11
(+3)
Cersei Lannister:
Cersei seizes Littlefinger after his threat. "Seize him ... Cut his throat ... Stop. Oh wait, I've changed my mind. Let him go."
(Threat)
25:44
(+3)
Cersei Lannister:
to Tyrion: "One day I pray you love someone. I pray you love her so much, when you close your eyes, you see her face. I want that for you. I want you to know what it's like to love someone, to truly love someone, before I take her from you."
(Threat)
28:48
(+3)
Cersei Lannister:
Tyrion: "I have a certain sympathy for odd little boys."
Cersei: "You and Varys both." (Witty Insult)
Cersei: "You and Varys both." (Witty Insult)
32:02
(+3)
Cersei Lannister:
to Tyrion: "Don't worry, she'll (Tyrion's lover) be treated gently enough... unless Joffrey is hurt. And then every wound he suffers she'll suffer, too. And if he dies, there isn't a man alive who could devise a more painful death for your little cunt."
(Threat)
9:26
(+3)
Cersei Lannister:
to Pycelle: "Be careful on the stairs, Grand Maester. There are so many."
(Witty Insult)
31:28
(+3)
Cersei Lannister:
"If it were anyone else outside those gates, I might have hoped for a private audience. But this is Stannis Baratheon. I'd have a better chance of seducing his horse."
(Witty Insult)
31:41
(+3)
Cersei Lannister:
to Sansa: "Have I shocked you, little dove? Tears aren't a woman's only weapon. The best one's between your legs. Learn how to use it. Drink.
Do you have any notion of what happens when a city is sacked? No, you wouldn't, would you? If the city falls, these fine women should be in for a bit of a rape. Half of them will have bastards in their bellies come the morning. You'll be glad of your red flower then. When a man's blood is up, anything with tits looks good. A precious thing like you will look very, very good. A slice of cake just waiting to be eaten." (Threat)
Do you have any notion of what happens when a city is sacked? No, you wouldn't, would you? If the city falls, these fine women should be in for a bit of a rape. Half of them will have bastards in their bellies come the morning. You'll be glad of your red flower then. When a man's blood is up, anything with tits looks good. A precious thing like you will look very, very good. A slice of cake just waiting to be eaten." (Threat)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
22:27
(+10)
Cersei Lannister:
Cersei drinks during dinner with Sansa, Myrcella, and Tommen.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
10:13
(+10)
Cersei Lannister:
Cersei drinks while hearing the reports of chaos in Renly's camp.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
8:29
(+10)
Cersei Lannister:
Cersei takes a drink while talking with Pycelle.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
23:27
(+10)
Cersei Lannister:
Cersei takes her first drink in the ladies' chamber while talking with Sansa.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
29:03
(+10)
Cersei Lannister:
Cersei drinks her second glass of wine as Ser Dontos is juggling.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
36:32
(+10)
Cersei Lannister:
Cersei's third drink while talking with Sansa in the ladies' chamber.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
46:00
(+10)
Cersei Lannister:
Cersei's takes her fourth cup of wine while Lancel gives her a report on the battle.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
Special
40:39
(+3)
Cersei Lannister:
Littlefinger references Cersei's incest.
Littlefinger: "When boys and girls live in the same home, awkward situations can arise. Sometimes, I've heard, even brothers and sisters develop certain affections. And when these affections become common knowledge, well, that is an awkward situation indeed, especially in a prominent family." (Special)
Littlefinger: "When boys and girls live in the same home, awkward situations can arise. Sometimes, I've heard, even brothers and sisters develop certain affections. And when these affections become common knowledge, well, that is an awkward situation indeed, especially in a prominent family." (Special)
48:38
(+3)
Cersei Lannister:
Joffrey: "I heard a disgusting lie about Uncle Jaime... and you."
(Special)
46:19
(+3)
Cersei Lannister:
Cersei: "You've never taken it seriously! You haven't, Jaime hasn't! ... it's all fallen on me."
Tyrion: "As has Jaime, repeatedly, according to Stannis Baratheon." (Special)
Tyrion: "As has Jaime, repeatedly, according to Stannis Baratheon." (Special)