Matchup: There is no worth for friendzone in Dothraki vs DURAN DA MAN #1 GOT TEAM EVAAA for Ep 7
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Kills
40:33
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Jaime Lannister:
Jaime bludgeons his cousin Alton Lannister to death with his chains in a ploy to escape the Stark prison pen. "You'll only have to do one thing... you'll have to die."
(Kill of Named Character)
40:53
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Jaime Lannister:
Jaime strangles the Stark guard on duty, Torrhen Karstark, after he opens the prison pen to investigate what happened to Alton Lannister, who Jaime had just killed.
(Kill of Named Character)
Political Wins
Ygritte turns the tables on Jon Snow, luring him into a Wildling ambush and taking him for a prisoner.
(Politics - uncategorized)
Xaro reveals that he betrayed Daenerys and helped steal the dragons for Pyat Pree.
Daenerys: "...but there is no King of Qarth!"
Xaro Xhoan Daxos: "There is now. I was the other half of the arrangement." (Politics - uncategorized)
Daenerys: "...but there is no King of Qarth!"
Xaro Xhoan Daxos: "There is now. I was the other half of the arrangement." (Politics - uncategorized)
Xaro declares himself the King of Qarth, with the backing of the Warlock Pyat Pree.
(Politics - uncategorized)
Xaro Xhoan Daxos and Pyat Pree betray the other members of the Thirteen of Qarth, assassinating them in a coup.
(Politics - uncategorized)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
5:07
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Maester Luwin:
Theon: "Enjoying your first hunt?"
Luwin: "So far hunting seems very much like riding, my Lord." (Witty Insult)
Luwin: "So far hunting seems very much like riding, my Lord." (Witty Insult)
Ygritte: "Are there no girl crows?"
Jon Snow: "There are no women of the Night's Watch, no."
Ygritte: "So the lads just do it with each other?"
Jon Snow: "No."
Ygritte: "Never?"
Jon Snow: "Never. We swore an oath."
Ygritte: "You have sheep at the Wall? ... With your hands, then? ... No wonder you're all so miserable." (Funny Line)
Jon Snow: "There are no women of the Night's Watch, no."
Ygritte: "So the lads just do it with each other?"
Jon Snow: "No."
Ygritte: "Never?"
Jon Snow: "Never. We swore an oath."
Ygritte: "You have sheep at the Wall? ... With your hands, then? ... No wonder you're all so miserable." (Funny Line)
Ygritte: "What do you think they'll say when they hear about you and me?"
Jon Snow: "*Nothing* happened between you and me."
Ygritte: "I swear it, old master King Crow, Ser, we were only close together for warmth. And then I felt it, right up against me backside like a club. I can show you the bruise on me tailbone. And before I knew what was where, his... his... well, it was all out in the open, all angry as you like. And I didn't want to want it, but, oh, I did! And he spread me legs and... ruined. The shame of it. Now I can never marry a perfumed lord. What will me poor savage father say?" (Witty Insult)
Jon Snow: "*Nothing* happened between you and me."
Ygritte: "I swear it, old master King Crow, Ser, we were only close together for warmth. And then I felt it, right up against me backside like a club. I can show you the bruise on me tailbone. And before I knew what was where, his... his... well, it was all out in the open, all angry as you like. And I didn't want to want it, but, oh, I did! And he spread me legs and... ruined. The shame of it. Now I can never marry a perfumed lord. What will me poor savage father say?" (Witty Insult)
Ygritte: "...and he spread me legs and... ruined. The shame of it. Now I can never marry a perfumed lord. What will me poor savage father say?"
Jon Snow: "Turn back around."
Ygritte: "And I thought that we were done, but he said 'Turn back around.'" (Funny Line)
Jon Snow: "Turn back around."
Ygritte: "And I thought that we were done, but he said 'Turn back around.'" (Funny Line)
53:02
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Jaime Lannister:
to Catelyn Stark, referring to Brienne: "Where did you find this *beast*?"
(Witty Insult)
53:33
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Jaime Lannister:
Jaime: "Do you know... I've never been with any woman but Cersei? So in my own way, I have more honor than poor old dead Ned. What was the name of that bastard he fathered?"
Catelyn: [signals to Brienne] "Brienne..."
Jaime: "No, that wasn't it." (Witty Insult)
Catelyn: [signals to Brienne] "Brienne..."
Jaime: "No, that wasn't it." (Witty Insult)
53:58
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Jaime Lannister:
to Catelyn: "Now, when... when good old Ned came home with some whore's baby, did you pretend to love it? No. You're not very good at pretending. You're an honest woman. You hated that boy, didn't you? How could you not hate him? The walking, talking reminder that the honorable Lord Eddark Stark fucked another woman."
(Witty Insult)
Deaths
40:33
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Alton Lannister:
Alton Lannister is bludgeoned to death with Jaime's prison chains.
(Death)
+1 for Rodrik Cassel, +1 for Drennan
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