Matchup: Ser Pounce is Azor Ahai vs The House of Black and White for Ep 2
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Political Wins
41:55
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Arya Stark:
Arya receives the new dragonglass spear she commissioned from Gendry.
(New Weapon)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
10:20
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Arya Stark:
to Gendry: "I know Death. He's got many faces. I look forward to seeing this one.
(Threat)
33:40
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Samwell Tarly:
Sam defends his renowned fighting abilities
Jon Snow: "If you want to join them (Gilly and little Sam in the crypts)..."
Sam: "Everyone seems to forget that I was the first man to kill a White Walker. I've killed Thenns-"
Edd: "Thenn."
Sam: "I've saved Gilly more than once. I stole a *considerable* number of books from the Citadel library. Survived the Fist of the First Men. You need me out there!"
Edd: "Well if that's where it's come to we really are fucked." (Funny Line)
Jon Snow: "If you want to join them (Gilly and little Sam in the crypts)..."
Sam: "Everyone seems to forget that I was the first man to kill a White Walker. I've killed Thenns-"
Edd: "Thenn."
Sam: "I've saved Gilly more than once. I stole a *considerable* number of books from the Citadel library. Survived the Fist of the First Men. You need me out there!"
Edd: "Well if that's where it's come to we really are fucked." (Funny Line)
34:03
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Samwell Tarly:
Edd: "Well if that's where it's come to we really are fucked."
Sam: "Well- calling you fucked wouldn't be strictly accurate." (Witty Insult)
Sam: "Well- calling you fucked wouldn't be strictly accurate." (Witty Insult)
37:26
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Tormund Giantsbane:
Tyrion: "Would you like a drink?"
Tormund: "Brought my own." [holds up horn of weird milk] (Funny Line)
Tormund: "Brought my own." [holds up horn of weird milk] (Funny Line)
37:35
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Tormund Giantsbane:
The telephone game of Westerosi epithets makes its way to Tormund.
to Jaime: "They call you Kingkiller." (Funny Line)
to Jaime: "They call you Kingkiller." (Funny Line)
38:27
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Tormund Giantsbane:
Tormund tells the story of his name, Giantsbane.
"They call me Giantsbane. Want to know why?
I killed a giant when I was 10. Then I climbed right into bed with his wife.
When she woke up, you know what she did? Suckled me at her teat for three months.
Thought I was her baby. That's how I got so strong. Giant's milk." (Funny Line)
"They call me Giantsbane. Want to know why?
I killed a giant when I was 10. Then I climbed right into bed with his wife.
When she woke up, you know what she did? Suckled me at her teat for three months.
Thought I was her baby. That's how I got so strong. Giant's milk." (Funny Line)
to Arya: "You never used to shut up, now you're just sitting there like a mute."
(Funny Line)
As Beric walks by to interrupt the moment between Arya Stark and Sandor:
"Oh for fuck's sake - may as well be at a bloody wedding." (Funny Line)
"Oh for fuck's sake - may as well be at a bloody wedding." (Funny Line)
Beric Dondarrion: "The Lord of Light has brought us together all the same. This is his moment. When light-"
Sandor: "Thoros isn't here anymore, so I hope you're not about to give a sermon. Because if you are, the Lord of Light's gonna wonder why he brought you back 19 times just to watch you die when I chuck you over this fucking wall." (Threat)
Sandor: "Thoros isn't here anymore, so I hope you're not about to give a sermon. Because if you are, the Lord of Light's gonna wonder why he brought you back 19 times just to watch you die when I chuck you over this fucking wall." (Threat)
41:24
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Arya Stark:
to Sandor and Beric: "I'm not spending my final hours with you two miserable old shits."
(Witty Insult)
44:13
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Arya Stark:
to Gendry: "I'm not the Red Woman. Take your own bloody pants off."
(Funny Line)
46:04
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Tormund Giantsbane:
to Brienne: "I'm no King, but if I were, I'd knight you ten times over."
(Funny Line)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
38:27
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Tormund Giantsbane:
Tormund shotguns his entire horn of "giants' milk" as it pours down all over his beard to the dismay of Davos and others.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
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Sandor drinks from his wineskin atop the ramparts of Winterfell.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
39:15
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Arya Stark:
Sandor shares his wineskin with Arya atop the ramparts of Winterfell.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
Acts of Intercourse
44:21
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Arya Stark:
Arya spends her last night rolling around with Gendry among the burlap sacks. "We're probably going to die soon. I want to know what it's like before that happens."
(Act of Intercourse)
A Game of Thrones
4:35
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Bran Stark:
Bran sits in his wheelchair at the Court of Winterfell.
Jaime: "We were at war. Everything I did, I did for my house and my family. i'd do it all again."
Bran: "The things we do for love." (Basic Seat)
Jaime: "We were at war. Everything I did, I did for my house and my family. i'd do it all again."
Bran: "The things we do for love." (Basic Seat)
10:59
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Bran Stark:
Bran sits in his wheelchair in the Godswood as he has a conversation with Jaime.
(Basic Seat)
27:17
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Bran Stark:
Bran sits in his wheelchair while the group plans for the Battle of Winterfell.
(Basic Seat)
37:55
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Tormund Giantsbane:
Tormund sits down to regale the fireplace crew with the story of how he was named Giantsbane.
(Basic Seat)
51:10
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Tormund Giantsbane:
Tormund is sitting as Davos declares "we're out of wine" to the fireplace crew.
(Basic Seat)
Special
25:55
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Tormund Giantsbane:
Tormund greets Jon with a bear tackle and calls him "My little Crow."
(Special)
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30:05
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Tormund Giantsbane:
Tormund gives the eye to Brienne during the battle planning meeting (3 seconds)
"We're all going to die... but at least we die together." (Special)
"We're all going to die... but at least we die together." (Special)
"I am loyal to my Queen. I will fight for her until her *enemies* are *defeated.*
(Special)
37:11
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Tormund Giantsbane:
Tormund stares at Brienne as he enters the fireplace room (6 cumulative seconds staring at Brienne). She stares back.
"It could be our last night in this world, you know?" (Special)
"It could be our last night in this world, you know?" (Special)
The Feels
25:52
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Tormund Giantsbane:
Tormund bear tackles Jon Snow in the courtyard as the Beyond-the-Wall gang reunites in Winterfell.
(Funny Line)
Grey Worm and Missandei make plans for summer vacation after the war is done.
Missandei: "My people are peaceful. We cannot protect ourselves."
Grey Worm: "My people are not peaceful. We will protect you." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Missandei: "My people are peaceful. We cannot protect ourselves."
Grey Worm: "My people are not peaceful. We will protect you." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
34:25
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Samwell Tarly:
The three remaining Night's Watch members share some banter and reflect on their beginnings.
Samwell: "Think back to where we started. Us, Grenn, Pyp."
Jon: "Now it's just us three."
Edd: "Last man left, burn the rest of us." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Samwell: "Think back to where we started. Us, Grenn, Pyp."
Jon: "Now it's just us three."
Edd: "Last man left, burn the rest of us." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
38:27
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Tormund Giantsbane:
Tormund shotguns his entire horn of "giants' milk" as it pours down all over his beard to the dismay of Davos and others.
(Ridiculously Funny Moment)
39:25
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Arya Stark:
Arya and the Hound share a drink atop the ramparts of Winterfell.
Arya: "No, I mean, what are you doing up here? You joined the Brotherhood. You went beyond the Wall with Jon. You're here now. Why? When was the last time you fought for anyone but yourself?"
Sandor: "I fought for you, didn't I?" (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Arya: "No, I mean, what are you doing up here? You joined the Brotherhood. You went beyond the Wall with Jon. You're here now. Why? When was the last time you fought for anyone but yourself?"
Sandor: "I fought for you, didn't I?" (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Arya and the Hound share a drink atop the ramparts of Winterfell.
Arya: "No, I mean, what are you doing up here? You joined the Brotherhood. You went beyond the Wall with Jon. You're here now. Why? When was the last time you fought for anyone but yourself?"
Sandor: "I fought for you, didn't I?" (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Arya: "No, I mean, what are you doing up here? You joined the Brotherhood. You went beyond the Wall with Jon. You're here now. Why? When was the last time you fought for anyone but yourself?"
Sandor: "I fought for you, didn't I?" (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
50:17
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Samwell Tarly:
Jorah receives Heartsbane, the Tarly family sword from Samwell, as a remembrance to his father, the Lord Commander Jeor Mormont.
Samwell: "And I'd love to defend them with it. But I can't really hold it upright. Your father, he taught me how to be a man. How to do what's right. This is right." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Samwell: "And I'd love to defend them with it. But I can't really hold it upright. Your father, he taught me how to be a man. How to do what's right. This is right." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)