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Matchup: You Know Nothing Jon Snu SNu vs waka flocka for Ep 2 | Fantasora

Matchup: You Know Nothing Jon Snu SNu vs waka flocka for Ep 2

Pls Nerf Dragons

You Know Nothing Jon Snu SNu (prichard023)

Character Drafted Total Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
Brienne of Tarth
 #11 36 0 12 6 0 0 3 0 0 15
Tyrion Lannister
 #6 27 0 0 18 5 0 4 0 0 0
Podrick Payne
 #27 24 0 0 0 10 0 3 0 6 5
Jorah Mormont
 #22 11 0 6 0 0 0 0 0 0 5
Lyanna Mormont
 #38 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 3 0
Sam (Gilly's Baby)
 #59 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Hot Pie
 #54 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
High Priestess of the Dosh Khaleen
 #70 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Rhaegar Targaryen
 #43 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Quaithe
 #75 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Totals 101 0 18 24 15 0 10 0 9 25

waka flocka (brkymn94)

Character Drafted Total Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
Arya Stark
 #14 37 0 3 9 5 15 0 0 0 5
Alys Karstark
 #62 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Drogon
 #3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Fergus (actor: Seamus O'Hara)
 #78 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Melisandre
 #30 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Qhono
 #46 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Septa Unella
 #67 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Ned Umber
 #51 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Wight Giants (extras)
 #19 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Harry Strickland
 #35 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Totals 37 0 3 9 5 15 0 0 0 5

Political Wins
5:04 (+3) Brienne of Tarth:
Brienne defends Jaime to the skeptical court at Winterfell, convincing Sansa to accept Jaime.

to Sansa: "Without him, my Lady, you would not be alive. He armed me, armored me, and sent me to find you and bring you home. Because he had sworn an oath to your mother." (Convincing Argument)
15:54 (+3) Brienne of Tarth:
Brienne is revealed to be a commander for the upcoming Battle at Winterfell, overseeing the left flank.

"It's good ground. The rise - it should give us some advantage if we can keep a tight formation we might be able to beat them back." (New Title)
16:37 (+3) Brienne of Tarth:
Jaime pledges his services to Brienne: "I came to Winterfell because I'm not the fighter I used to be. But I'd be honored to serve under your command, if you'll have me." (New Follower/Prisoner)
18:01 (+3) Jorah Mormont:
Jorah convinces Daenerys to forgive Tyrion's failures and keep him on as Hand of the Queen. (Convincing Argument)
41:55 (+3) Arya Stark:
Arya receives the new dragonglass spear she commissioned from Gendry. (New Weapon)
48:09 (+3) Brienne of Tarth:
Brienne is knighted by Ser Jaime Lannister.

"In the name of the Warrior, I charge you to be brave.
In the name of the Father, I charge you to be just.
In the name of the Mother, I charge you to defend the innocent.
Arise, Brienne of Tarth - a knight of the Seven Kingdoms." (New Title)
50:17 (+3) Jorah Mormont:
Samwell gifts the Tarly family sword to Jorah.

Samwell: "And I'd love to defend them with it. But I can't really hold it upright. Your father, he taught me how to be a man. How to do what's right. This is right." (New Weapon)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
10:20 (+3) Arya Stark:
to Gendry: "I know Death. He's got many faces. I look forward to seeing this one. (Threat)
12:40 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion comments on the Lannister brothers reunion as they are spat upon by Northerners.

"Well, here we are... together again. And the masses rejoice." (Funny Line)
13:41 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
Jaime: "Don't be too hard on yourself. She fooled me more than anybody."
Tyrion: "She never fooled you. You always knew exactly what she was. And you loved her anyway." (Witty Insult)
14:06 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion: "So, we're going to die. At Winterfell. Not the death I would've chosen. I always pictured myself dying in my own bed, at the age of 80, with a belly fully of wine and a [in unison with Jaime] girl's mouth around my cock." (Funny Line)
16:11 (+3) Brienne of Tarth:
Brienne: "What are you doing? ... We have never had a conversation last this long without you insulting me, not once."
Jaime: "You want me to insult you?" (Funny Line)
30:43 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion: "You've had a strange journey."
Bran: "Stranger than most."
Tyrion: "I'd like to hear about it.
Bran: "It's a long story."
Tyrion: "If only we were in a castle, in the middle of winter with nowhere to go." (Funny Line)
34:58 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
to Jaime: "I wish father were here. I would love to see the look on his face when he realizes his two sons are about to die defending Winterfell." (Funny Line)
submitted by nyan (approved!)
36:17 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
Brienne: "We didn't meant to interrupt, we were just looking for someplace warm to-"
Tyrion: "-to contemplate your imminent death. You've come to the right place." (Funny Line)
submitted by nyan (approved!)
36:29 (+3) Brienne of Tarth:
Brienne relents and allows her squire to have a drink.

Brienne: "I don't think that's wise - the battle might start at any moment."
[Podrick sad look]
Brienne: "Half cup." (Funny Line)
submitted by nyan (approved!)
41:24 (+3) Arya Stark:
to Sandor and Beric: "I'm not spending my final hours with you two miserable old shits." (Witty Insult)
44:13 (+3) Arya Stark:
to Gendry: "I'm not the Red Woman. Take your own bloody pants off." (Funny Line)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
34:50 (+5) Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion drinks in front of the fireplace at Winterfell as he chats with Jaime. "I wish father were here." (Glass of Wine Consumed)
36:41 (+5) Podrick Payne:
Podrick gulps down the overflowing full cup of wine poured by Tyrion. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
39:15 (+5) Arya Stark:
Sandor shares his wineskin with Arya atop the ramparts of Winterfell. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
51:10 (+5) Podrick Payne:
Podrick drinks the last of his cup after Davos declares, "we're out of wine." (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Acts of Intercourse
44:21 (+15) Arya Stark:
Arya spends her last night rolling around with Gendry among the burlap sacks. "We're probably going to die soon. I want to know what it's like before that happens." (Act of Intercourse)
A Game of Thrones
30:43 (+1) Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion sits down to hear Bran's story.

Bran: "It's a long story."
Tyrion: "If only we were in a castle, in the middle of winter with nowhere to go." (Basic Seat)
34:50 (+1) Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion sits in a chair by the fireplace at Winterfell, chatting with Jaime. "I wish father were here." (Basic Seat)
36:55 (+1) Brienne of Tarth:
Brienne accepts Jaime's offer of a seat in front of the fireplace.
Jaime: "You really think any of us are going to sleep tonight? Join us." (Basic Seat)
37:27 (+1) Podrick Payne:
Podrick takes a seat among the fireplace crew. (Basic Seat)
44:39 (+1) Brienne of Tarth:
Brienne and the fireplace crew continue sitting. (Basic Seat)
44:39 (+1) Tyrion Lannister:
Davos and the fireplace crew continue sitting. (Basic Seat)
45:04 (+1) Podrick Payne:
Podrick and the fireplace crew continue sitting. (Basic Seat)
51:06 (+1) Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion sits as Davos declares "we're out of wine" to the fireplace crew. (Basic Seat)
51:10 (+1) Brienne of Tarth:
Brienne is sitting as Davos declares "we're out of wine" to the fireplace crew. (Basic Seat)
51:10 (+1) Podrick Payne:
Podrick is sitting as Davos declares "we're out of wine" to the fireplace crew. (Basic Seat)
Special
15:42 (+3) Podrick Payne:
Podrick impresses in a sparring session on the training grounds at Winterfell.

Jaime: "He's come a long way."
Brienne: "He's alright. Still has a lot to learn." (Special)
submitted by nyan (approved!)
49:02 (+3) Lyanna Mormont:
Lyanna tells off Jorah Mormont for trying to convince her to stay safe in the crypts.

Lyanna: "I have trained my men, women and children. I have fought before. I can fight again.
JORAH: "Please, listen to me. You're the future of our house."
LYANNA: "I don't need you to remind me of that."
Jorah: "You'll be safer in the crypt. These things we're fighting-
Lyanna: "I will not hide underground. I pledged to fight for the North - and I will fight."
Samwell, interrupting: "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to-"
Lyanna: "It's all right. We're done here." (Special)
51:37 (+3) Podrick Payne:
After he gets passed over by the group as Tyrion Lannister entreats a song, Podrick surprises the group with his rich and moving rendition of the ballad, "Jenny of Oldstones". (Special)
submitted by coreymarkhembree (approved!)
The Feels
39:25 (+5) Arya Stark:
Arya and the Hound share a drink atop the ramparts of Winterfell.

Arya: "No, I mean, what are you doing up here? You joined the Brotherhood. You went beyond the Wall with Jon. You're here now. Why? When was the last time you fought for anyone but yourself?"
Sandor: "I fought for you, didn't I?" (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
47:37 (+15) Brienne of Tarth:
Brienne is knighted by Ser Jaime Lannister.

"In the name of the Warrior, I charge you to be brave.
In the name of the Father, I charge you to be just.
In the name of the Mother, I charge you to defend the innocent.
Arise, Brienne of Tarth - a knight of the Seven Kingdoms." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
50:17 (+5) Jorah Mormont:
Jorah receives Heartsbane, Tarly family sword from Samwell, as a remembrance to his father, the Lord Commander Jeor Mormont.

Samwell: "And I'd love to defend them with it. But I can't really hold it upright. Your father, he taught me how to be a man. How to do what's right. This is right." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
51:00 (+5) Podrick Payne:
Podrick delivers a heartfelt rendition of the ballad, "Jenny of Oldstones":

"High in the halls of the Kings who are gone
Jenny would dance with her ghosts
The ones she had lost and the ones she had found
And the ones who had loved her the most
The ones who'd been gone for so very long
She couldn't remember their names
They spun her around on the damp old stones
Spun away all her sorrow and pain
And she never wanted to leave
Never wanted to leave...
Never wanted to leave...
Never wanted to leave...
Never wanted to leave...
Never wanted to leave..." (Sad Feels)