Matchup: Rastafarian Targaryen vs The Many-Loss God for Ep 2
Valar Automatis (All Men Must Automate)
Kills
44:08
(+10)
Euron Greyjoy:
Euron throws his brother Balon Greyjoy over the bridge at Pyke and into the sea. "I am the storm, brother. The first storm and the last. And you're in my way."
(Kill of Named Character)
Political Wins
9:53
(+3)
Davos Seaworth:
Davos takes up Longclaw (Jon Snow's Valyrian sword) as he and the other Night's Watchmen prepare to defend against Ser Alliser Thorne. "I've never been much of a fighter... Apologies for what you're about to see."
(New Weapon)
41:21
(+3)
Balon Greyjoy:
Balon commands that the Ironborn should continue attacking the mainland over Yara Greyjoy's protests.
Yara: "We took those castles because the Northerners marched off to war. That war is over. The last time we provoked them too far, I watched from that window as they breached our walls and knocked down our towers. I lost two brothers that day."
Balon: "And I lost three sons. ... when you rule the Iron Islands you can wage all the peace you want but for now shut your mouth and obey or I will make another heir who will." (Executive Decision)
Yara: "We took those castles because the Northerners marched off to war. That war is over. The last time we provoked them too far, I watched from that window as they breached our walls and knocked down our towers. I lost two brothers that day."
Balon: "And I lost three sons. ... when you rule the Iron Islands you can wage all the peace you want but for now shut your mouth and obey or I will make another heir who will." (Executive Decision)
48:00
(+3)
Davos Seaworth:
Davos convinces Melisandre to make an attempt to revive Jon Snow after she has lost faith in the Lord of Light in their long-awaited Disney moment. "I'm not a devout man, obviously. Seven Gods, Drowned Gods, Tree Gods, it's all the same. I'm not asking the Lord of Light for help. I'm asking the woman who showed me that miracles exist."
(Convincing Argument)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
9:49
(+3)
Davos Seaworth:
Davos as he takes Jon's sword and rallies the men against Ser Alliser Thorne: "I've never been much of a fighter... Apologies for what you're about to see."
(Funny Line)
18:20
(+3)
High Sparrow:
to Jaime Lannister, as his Sparrows circle in: "Every one of us is poor and powerless. And yet, together, we can overthrow an empire."
(Threat)
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38:56
(+3)
Yara Greyjoy:
Yara: "Deepwood Motte was our last stronghold on the mainland."
Balon: "Then we will take more."
Yara: "Why? For more pinecones and rocks?" (Witty Insult)
Balon: "Then we will take more."
Yara: "Why? For more pinecones and rocks?" (Witty Insult)
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39:49
(+3)
Balon Greyjoy:
to Yara Greyjoy: "When you rule the Iron Islands, you can wage all the peace you want. But for now, shut your mouth and obey or I will make another heir who will."
(Witty Insult)
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42:13
(+3)
Euron Greyjoy:
to Balon Greyjoy: "I am the storm, brother. The first storm and the last. And you're in my way."
(Threat)
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Deaths
44:13
(+10)
Balon Greyjoy:
After attempting to attack his brother, Euron Greyjoy, Balon is thrown over the bridge at Pyke and into the sea.
(Death)
+1 for Doran Martell