Matchup: Jorah's Skin Care Products vs House Frey Wedding Planners for Ep 4

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Character	Drafted	Total	Kills	Insults	Deaths	Special
Jorah Mormont The exiled head of House Mormont. Jorah was previously one of Daenerys Targaryen's most trusted advisors before his banishment. He returned to her service during a revolt in the fighting pits of Meereen, and now travels with Daario Naharis to rescue Daenerys, who has disappeared along with one of her dragons, Drogon.	#18	12	0	3	0	9
Aggo A Dothraki bloodrider	#102	12	2	0	10	0
Trystane Martell Prince Doran Martell's son, and heir to Dorne. He is betrothed to Myrcella Baratheon, and accompanies her back to King's Landing to serve on the Small Council.	#39	1	0	0	1	0
Donnel Waynwood The Knight of the Gate, commander of the soldiers that defend the Bloody Gate that guards entrance into the Vale.	#95	0	0	0	0	0
Arya Stark The youngest of the Stark girls. Free-spirited and rebellious, Arya escaped the war-ravaged Westeros and currently resides in Braavos, where she trains under the face-changing assassin Jaqen H'ghar in the House of Black and White.	#11	0	0	0	0	0
Wun Weg Wun Dar Wun A Wildling Giant, who fought in the Battle of Hardhome and was one of the few to escape.	#74	0	0	0	0	0
Loras Tyrell The heir to Highgarden and regarded as one of the most skilled knights in Westeros. He is the brother of Margaery Tyrell. He is currently imprisoned by the High Sparrow for his alleged homosexual affairs with Olyvar, the brothel owner.	#46	0	0	0	0	0
Dickon Tarly Samwell's younger, more physically formidable brother. He is the heir to House Tarly after Samwell was sent by his father to join the Night's Watch.	#67	0	0	0	0	0
Totals		25	2	3	11	9

House Frey Wedding Planners (adam)

Character	Drafted	Total	Kills	Politics	Insults	Special
Daario Naharis Leader of the Second Sons, a sellsword company who now serves Daenerys Targaryen. He is also one of Daneerys' trusted advisors and her lover.	#30	24	12	0	12	0
Cersei Lannister Queen Regent of the Seven Kingdoms and mother to King Tommen. Afflicted by a rare water allergy.	#2	3	0	3	0	0
Robin Arryn The young, sickly son of the late Jon Arryn and Lysa Tully. He is Lord of the Vale, although Petyr Baelish serves as Lord Protector until he comes of age.	#58	3	0	0	0	3
Nymeria Sand One of Oberyn Martell's bastards, known as Sand Snakes. She wields a whip.	#55	0	0	0	0	0
Morgan A member of Lem's group of outlaws in the Riverlands.	#111	0	0	0	0	0
High Priestess Kinvara The High Priestess of the Red Temple in Volantis.	#83	0	0	0	0	0
Margaery Tyrell The wife of King Tommen Baratheon and Queen of the Seven Kingdoms. Her increasing influence over the young king have put at her odds against his mother, Cersei Lannister.	#27	0	0	0	0	0
Rickard Stark The father of Lord Eddard Stark. He was burned alive by the Mad King, Aerys Targaryen, which led to the Stark and Baratheon rebellion that overthrew the Targaryen dynasty.	#86	0	0	0	0	0
Totals		30	12	3	12	3

Kills

24:24 (+2) Daario Naharis :

Daario catches up with the Dothraki guard before he can sound the alarm, strangling him and finally breaking his neck. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

24:37 (+2) Aggo:

Ahko pummels Jorah Mormont in the streets of Vaes Dothrak, and nearly chokes him to death. (Minor Injury of Named Character)

24:40 (+10) Daario Naharis :

Daario stabs Ahko through the back with his knife, saving Jorah's life. "Told you, I'm very attached to this knife." (Kill of Named Character)

thanks for the points, but 2 would have been enough.. we only learn his name later, because it helps the conversation, and he is introduced and killed as some random Dothraki -Lem Lemoncake

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2016 May 16
Ah, or was he draftable? :o -Lem Lemoncake

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2016 May 16
He was draftable, and actually scored some points himself in S6E1 as one of the Dothraki who initially captures Daenerys: http://fantasora.com/event/1958

Also yes, the post-humous name mention by Khal Moro would have gotten him points anyway. -nyan

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2016 May 16

Political Wins

39:52 (+3) Cersei Lannister:

Despite their initial protests, Cersei convinces the Hand of the King Kevan Lannister and Olenna Tyrell to go with her plan to march the Tyrell army into King's Landing to arrest the High Sparrow and rescue Queen Margaery.
Kevan Lannister: "We'll have civil war. Many will die."
Olenna Tyrell: "Many will die no matter what we do. Better them than us." (Convincing Argument)

No Jaime points for this? I took it as he convinces Kevan. "We're you commanded not to stand down?", "Do you think Tommen will complain when he has his wife back by his side? " etc -taylorreneegoodrich

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Yeah, this was clearly a tag team effort. -nsimmonds

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Jaime's points have been proposed here: http://fantasora.com/event/2388 -nyan

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2016 May 16

Insults Delivered / Funny Lines

20:05 (+3) Daario Naharis :

Daario: "I don't think you can ride the Dragon. Twenty years ago, maybe."
Jorah: "What?"
Daario: "Our Queen. She's wild, you know. Don't let her size fool you. It's hard enough for me, and I'm a young man. You... I don't think your heart could take it." (Witty Insult)

20:38 (+3) Jorah Mormont:

Daario: "Oh, I don't want to fight you, Jorah the Andal. What do I have to gain? If I win, I'm the shit who killed an old man. If I lose, I'm the shit who was killed by an old man."
Jorah: "You didn't get much discipline as a child, did you?" (Witty Insult)

20:43 (+3) Daario Naharis :

to Jorah: "If I win, I'm the shit who killed an old man. If I lose, I'm the shit who was killed by an old man. (Funny Line)

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22:03 (+3) Daario Naharis :

when Jorah asks Daario to surrender his signature knife: "ahh... I'm... very attached to this knife." (Funny Line)

23:01 (+3) Daario Naharis :

As he and Jorah watch a Dothraki couple going at it on the streets: "I should have been born a Dothraki." (Funny Line)

Deaths

24:49 (+10) Aggo:

Ahko dies after being stabbed from behind by Daario Naharis. (Death)

+1 for Trystane Martell

Special

10:40 (+3) Robin Arryn:

Petyr Baelish, to Lord Royce: "Your home is the Vale. The Lord of the Vale stands before us. And only his judgment concerns me."
Robin Arryn: "Shall we throw him through the Moon Door?" (Special)

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20:28 (+3) Jorah Mormont:

Friendzone ribbing from alpha-male Daario
Daario Naharis: "It must make you angry, that our Queen chose me."
Jorah: "It makes me sad. You'll disappoint her before long, she'll move on." (Special)

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Good call here; this seems quite similar to the previous Daario to Jorah lines that were counted. -jedjackoway

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2016 May 17
Maybe this is getting a little nitty-gritty into friendzones from an veteran friendzoner, but I thought of this as more of a straight insult about Jorah's age/stamina. The friendzone is more about how close you are platonically to someone, while not being anywhere remotely close to getting with them in romantic/physical terms. Daario doesn't take any shots at that aspect of Jorah/Daenerys' relationship here. -nyan

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I felt the comment about Daenerys choosing Daario over him was a bit of a personal blow, a bit cocky for him to say to Jorah's face. -cjcookart

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2016 May 17
Ah, was focused on the first part and glossed over that point about choosing him. I think it'll qualify as friendzone ribbing. -nyan

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2016 May 18
I thought he'd only get points when being friendzoned by Daenerys.. like being rejected and stuff. But then again, this probably won't happen a lot anymore in the series and seems to have become replaced by Daario poking into the friendzone-wound :o -Lem Lemoncake

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21:03 (+3) Jorah Mormont:

Jorah the Explorah gives Daario this week's culture lesson on Dothraki city layout.
"The road running through the Horse Gate, they call that the Godsway. Eastern Market, Western Market. When Khal Drogo died, she was supposed to come here and join the Dosh Khaleen, the widows of the dead Khals. That's where they'll have taken her. The Temple of the Dosh Khaleen." (Special)

25:10 (+3) Jorah Mormont:

Jorah reminds Daario about the rules of engagement in Vaes Dothrak: "If they find a body with a stab wound, the whole city will be looking for us." (Special)

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