Matchup: When is Ned coming back? vs Rastafarian Targaryen for Ep 5
Valar Automatis (All Men Must Automate)
Political Wins
Word of the Blackfish's exploits reaches Sansa via Littlefinger: "Your great uncle, Brynden the Blackfish, has gathered what remains of the Tully forces and retaken Riverrun."
(Acquire a New Castle/City/Army/Loot)
21:17
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Yara Greyjoy:
Yara exposes Euron Greyjoy's assassination of her father Balon during the Kingsmoot, though he quickly counters it.
Yara: "Now I know what my first act as queen will be. To execute the man who killed my father."
Euron: "I did. I killed him. Threw him right over a rope bridge and watched him fall. He was leading us nowhere and we would still be heading there if it weren't for me. No one loved him. No one wanted to follow him ... I apologize to you all for not killing him years ago." (Secret Discovery)
Yara: "Now I know what my first act as queen will be. To execute the man who killed my father."
Euron: "I did. I killed him. Threw him right over a rope bridge and watched him fall. He was leading us nowhere and we would still be heading there if it weren't for me. No one loved him. No one wanted to follow him ... I apologize to you all for not killing him years ago." (Secret Discovery)
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26:26
(+3)
Yara Greyjoy:
Yara refuses to go out quietly after losing the Kingsmoot election to Euron Greyjoy - during his coronation ceremony she makes her escape and steals off with the best ships of the Iron Fleet.
(Act of Betrayal)
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Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
42:47
(+3)
Brienne of Tarth:
Brienne: "I don't like leaving you here alone."
Sansa: "With Jon?"
Brienne: "Not him. He seems trustworthy. A bit... brooding, perhaps. I suppose that's understandable, considering. The others, though. Davos and the Red Woman helped a man murder his own brother with bloodmagic... and that wildling fellow with the beard-" (Funny Line)
Sansa: "With Jon?"
Brienne: "Not him. He seems trustworthy. A bit... brooding, perhaps. I suppose that's understandable, considering. The others, though. Davos and the Red Woman helped a man murder his own brother with bloodmagic... and that wildling fellow with the beard-" (Funny Line)
Deaths
+1 for Osha, +1 for Balon Greyjoy, +1 for Greatjon Umber, +1 for Doran Martell