Valar Automatis (All Men Must Automate) (GoT: Season 6)
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Stat Leaders (Full char list) (Transactions)
| Acts of Intercourse | Points |
|---|---|
| 20 | |
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Bianca (Sansa actress) (undrafted)
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(+20) 20 |
| 15 | |
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Clarenzo (Joffrey Actor) (undrafted)
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(+10) 10 |
| 5 |
Recent Events (Full Log)
Episode 5: The Door
Kills
A weaponless Waif still manages to knock out Arya with a 4-stroke uppercut combo. "You'll never be one of us, Lady Stark."
(Minor Injury of Named Character)
In a vision of the very distant past, Leaf plunges a shard dragonglass through the chest of a man tied to a Weirwood tree, creating one of the first White Walkers.
(Major Injury of Named Character)
Leaf throws the first magical hand grenade, destroying two wights.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
47:55
(+8)
Child of the Forest:
The bow-wielding Child of the Forest kills 4 wights with the magic hand grenades as the White Walkers and their horde march onto the entrance of the Three-Eyed Raven's cavern.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
49:20
(+2)
Meera Reed:
Meera cuts down the first wight to fall into the cave through the weirwood root system.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
49:26
(+2)
Bran Stark:
Summer leaps onto the second wight just before it attacks Meera Reed.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Leaf stabs the upside down spidey-wight through the eye.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
49:45
(+8)
Child of the Forest:
The bow-wielding Child of the forest kills 4 wights that crawl through the weirwood root system into the cavern of the Three-Eyed Raven.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
50:33
(+2)
Meera Reed:
Meera cuts down a wight as it charges through the cavern tunnels shortly after Bran wargs into Hodor.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
50:53
(+10)
Meera Reed:
Meera throws a dragonglass spear at the bearded White Walker, piercing it in the neck and shattering it.
(Kill of Named Character)
51:10
(+2)
Bran Stark:
Summer dives into the crowd of wights as Bran and company make their escape out of the Three-Eyed Raven's cavern. He lands on one wight but is quickly cut down by the horde.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
51:57
(+10)
White Walker (Night King):
The White Walker King cuts down the Three-Eyed Raven after gaining access to his cavern via Bran's unsupervised vision.
(Kill of Named Character)
Leaf sacrifices herself to detonate the magical hand grenade, engulfing a large horde of wights in the cavern tunnels and giving Meera, Hodor, and Bran more time to escape.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Leaf sacrifices detonates the magical hand grenade in the narrow cavern tunnel, engulfing herself with a large horde of wights and allowing Meera, Hodor, and Bran more time to escape.
(Kill of Named Character)
Hodor shuts the door on the horde of wights, severing the hand of one who just managed to slip its arm past the door.
(Major Injury of Unnamed Character)
53:44
(+5)
Bran Stark:
Bran mentally debilitates a young Wylas by warging into him, offering him a glimpse of his future demise at the Door.
(Major Injury of Named Character)
55:15
(+10)
Bran Stark:
While warged in, Bran forces Hodor to hold the Door against the horde of wights as he and Meera make their escape, sacrificing him in the process.
(Kill of Named Character)
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Political Wins
Word of the Blackfish's exploits reaches Sansa via Littlefinger: "Your great uncle, Brynden the Blackfish, has gathered what remains of the Tully forces and retaken Riverrun."
(Acquire a New Castle/City/Army/Loot)
6:05
(+3)
Sansa Stark:
Sansa learns of the re-emergence of the Blackfish and the Tully army. "Your great-uncle, Brynden the Blackfish, has gathered what remains of the Tully forces and retaken Riverrun.
(Secret Discovery)
Leaf kills a man with a shard of dragonglass and creates a new White Walker to aid the Children of the Forset in the war against the First Men.
(New Follower/Prisoner)
submitted by Lem Lemoncake (approved!)
17:24
(+3)
Bran Stark:
Bran discovers the origins of the White Walkers - created by the Children of the Forest - during a warg visit to the past.
Bran: "It was you. You made the White Walkers."
Leaf: "We were at war. We were being slaughtered. Our sacred trees cut down. We needed to defend ourselves." (Secret Discovery)
Bran: "It was you. You made the White Walkers."
Leaf: "We were at war. We were being slaughtered. Our sacred trees cut down. We needed to defend ourselves." (Secret Discovery)
21:17
(+3)
Yara Greyjoy:
Yara exposes Euron Greyjoy's assassination of her father Balon during the Kingsmoot, though he quickly counters it.
Yara: "Now I know what my first act as queen will be. To execute the man who killed my father."
Euron: "I did. I killed him. Threw him right over a rope bridge and watched him fall. He was leading us nowhere and we would still be heading there if it weren't for me. No one loved him. No one wanted to follow him ... I apologize to you all for not killing him years ago." (Secret Discovery)
Yara: "Now I know what my first act as queen will be. To execute the man who killed my father."
Euron: "I did. I killed him. Threw him right over a rope bridge and watched him fall. He was leading us nowhere and we would still be heading there if it weren't for me. No one loved him. No one wanted to follow him ... I apologize to you all for not killing him years ago." (Secret Discovery)
submitted by cmwalken15 (approved!)
23:15
(+3)
Euron Greyjoy:
Euron wins over the Ironborn caucus, despite Yara Greyjoy's early superdelegate boost from Theon. "I wasn't born to be king. I paid the iron price. And here I stand."
(Convincing Argument)
24:55
(+3)
Euron Greyjoy:
Euron survives a near-drowning baptism by the Drowned God, and is crowned with a bundle of sticks as the new King of the Iron Islands.
(New Title)
26:26
(+3)
Yara Greyjoy:
Yara refuses to go out quietly after losing the Kingsmoot election to Euron Greyjoy - during his coronation ceremony she makes her escape and steals off with the best ships of the Iron Fleet.
(Act of Betrayal)
submitted by taylorreneegoodrich (approved!)
29:47
(+3)
Daenerys Targaryen:
Daenerys overrules Jorah's decision to leave her: "Do not walk away from your Queen, Jorah the Andal. You have not been dismissed. You swore to obey my commands for the rest of your life. Well, I command you to find the cure wherever it is in this world. I command you to heal yourself and then return to me."
(Executive Decision)
30:08
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
Confirmation that the slave Masters agreed to Tyrion's slavery phase-out proposal.
Varys: "In the last fortnight since our pact with the Masters..." (Convincing Argument)
Varys: "In the last fortnight since our pact with the Masters..." (Convincing Argument)
32:04
(+3)
Daenerys Targaryen:
High Priestess Kinvara signs on to Team Daenerys as the Lord of HYPE.
"You don't need to persuade me. I came to help. Daenerys Stormborn is the one who was promised. From the fire she was reborn to remake the world ... I will summon my most eloquent priests. They will spread the word. Daenerys has been sent to lead the people against the darkness in this war and in the great war still to come." (New Follower/Prisoner)
"You don't need to persuade me. I came to help. Daenerys Stormborn is the one who was promised. From the fire she was reborn to remake the world ... I will summon my most eloquent priests. They will spread the word. Daenerys has been sent to lead the people against the darkness in this war and in the great war still to come." (New Follower/Prisoner)
submitted by nyan (approved!)
The White Walker King discovers the location of Bran and the Three-Eyed Raven after Bran's unsupervised usage of the Weirwood Palantir.
(Secret Discovery)
45:24
(+3)
Bran Stark:
Bran's status as the Three Eyed Raven is confirmed by Benjen: "You are the Three-Eyed Raven now."
(New Title)
submitted by alexanderdropkin (approved!)
The White Walkers defeat the magical defenses of the Children of the Forest, slaughtering Leaf and her companions and killing the Three-Eyed Raven with their horde of wights.
(Victorious Battle)
53:44
(+3)
Bran Stark:
Bran discovers the origin of Hodor's name and condition during a visit to Winterfell's past where he wargs into a young Wylas and gives him a vision of his ultimate demise years in the future at the Door.
(Secret Discovery)
submitted by wpearsal (approved!)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
3:06
(+3)
Sansa Stark:
to Littlefinger: "Did you know about Ramsay? If you didn't know you're an idiot. If you did know, you're my enemy."
(Witty Insult)
submitted by nyan (approved!)
4:49
(+3)
Sansa Stark:
to Littlefinger: "You said you would protect me... I don't believe you anymore... You can't protect me. You won't even be able to protect yourself if I tell Brienne to cut you down."
(Threat)
submitted by nyan (approved!)
9:46
(+3)
Jaqen H'ghar:
to Arya: "A girl has been given a second chance. There will not be a third. One way or another, a face will be added to the hall."
(Threat)
Lady Crane (Cersei) "Who will teach him strength? Who will teach him grace? To whom will he turn when it's time to learn to look darkness in the face?"
Izembaro (Robert): "Ned Stark will do fine. Now bring me more wine!" (Funny Line)
Izembaro (Robert): "Ned Stark will do fine. Now bring me more wine!" (Funny Line)
20:40
(+3)
Euron Greyjoy:
"Little Theon. Heard you managed to fuck things right into the ground. Captured a castle you couldn't keep. Got yourself taken prisoner. Even heard you have no cock. Explains why you think a woman can be king."
(Witty Insult)
21:59
(+3)
Euron Greyjoy:
Theon: "Last I heard, you were gallivanting around the world having a grand old time."
Euron: "Gallivanting? That the sort of thing you start to say once your dick gets chopped off?" (Witty Insult)
Euron: "Gallivanting? That the sort of thing you start to say once your dick gets chopped off?" (Witty Insult)
submitted by wpearsal (approved!)
22:58
(+3)
Euron Greyjoy:
"I'm going to build that fleet, and I'm going to gallivant right over and give it (the Iron Fleet) to Daenarys Targaryen, along with my big cock!"
(Witty Insult)
submitted by wpearsal (approved!)
30:41
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
"The Sons of the Harpy have a good story: resist the foreign invaders. Our queen has an even better story. Mother of Dragons, Breaker of Chains, ...and all that."
(Funny Line)
submitted by emilien.raggi (approved!)
31:47
(+3)
Tyrion Lannister:
to High Priestess Kinvara: "Thank you for travelling all this way. I know from personal experience how uncomfortable the journey can be. *looks at Varys*"
(Funny Line)
42:47
(+3)
Brienne of Tarth:
Brienne: "I don't like leaving you here alone."
Sansa: "With Jon?"
Brienne: "Not him. He seems trustworthy. A bit... brooding, perhaps. I suppose that's understandable, considering. The others, though. Davos and the Red Woman helped a man murder his own brother with bloodmagic... and that wildling fellow with the beard-" (Funny Line)
Sansa: "With Jon?"
Brienne: "Not him. He seems trustworthy. A bit... brooding, perhaps. I suppose that's understandable, considering. The others, though. Davos and the Red Woman helped a man murder his own brother with bloodmagic... and that wildling fellow with the beard-" (Funny Line)
45:13
(+3)
Eddison Tollett:
Night's Watchman: "Should we close the gate, Lord Commander?"
Edd: "I'm not the Lord Command- *looks around* yeah, *ahem* ... close the bloody gate." (Funny Line)
Edd: "I'm not the Lord Command- *looks around* yeah, *ahem* ... close the bloody gate." (Funny Line)
submitted by nick.embrey (approved!)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
Lady Crane shares a drink with Bobono backstage of the Braavosi theatre after the end of the performance.
Bobono (Tyrion actor): "May I get you some wine, Lady Crane?"
Lady Crane (Cersei actress): "I'm a rum girl, Bobono. You need to know that if we're going to be intimate." (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Bobono (Tyrion actor): "May I get you some wine, Lady Crane?"
Lady Crane (Cersei actress): "I'm a rum girl, Bobono. You need to know that if we're going to be intimate." (Glass of Wine Consumed)
14:42
(+5)
Bobono (Tyrion actor):
Bobono shares a drink with Lady Crane backstage of the Braavosi theatre after the end of the performance.
Bobono (Tyrion actor): "May I get you some wine, Lady Crane?"
Lady Crane (Cersei actress): "I'm a rum girl, Bobono. You need to know that if we're going to be intimate." (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Bobono (Tyrion actor): "May I get you some wine, Lady Crane?"
Lady Crane (Cersei actress): "I'm a rum girl, Bobono. You need to know that if we're going to be intimate." (Glass of Wine Consumed)
31:13
(+5)
Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion drinks while discussing a PR strategy for the brokered peace agreement during the Meerenese council meeting.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
Acts of Intercourse
13:37
(+10)
Bianca (Sansa actress):
While playing Sansa Stark, Bianca's top is ripped off by Tyrion Lannister's character.
Tyrion character: "You'll learn that what I lack in height, I make up for in appetite. So let's forget about your plight, and go rehearse our wedding night." (Non-sexual Nude Scene)
Tyrion character: "You'll learn that what I lack in height, I make up for in appetite. So let's forget about your plight, and go rehearse our wedding night." (Non-sexual Nude Scene)
13:49
(+10)
Clarenzo (Joffrey Actor):
The Joffrey actor performs his self-exam in the backstage of the Braavosi theater. "It's a wart... two warts."
(Non-sexual Nude Scene)
14:05
(+10)
Bianca (Sansa actress):
Bianca strips off her top backstage of the Braavosi theatre after the end of the performance.
(Non-sexual Nude Scene)
Deaths
49:59
(+10)
Child of the Forest:
The bow-wielding Child of the Forest succumbs to one of the wights invading the Three-Eyed Raven's cavern.
(Death)
51:13
(+10)
Bran Stark:
Summer is cut down by a horde of wights in the Three-Eyed Raven's cavern as Bran, Meera, and Hodor make their escape.
(Death)
51:57
(+10)
Three-eyed raven:
The Three-Eyed Raven is cut down by the White Walker King after the White Walkers and their wights invade his cavern. "The time has come. Leave me."
(Death)
Leaf sacrifices herself to detonate the magical hand grenade in the narrow cavern tunnel, engulfing a large horde of wights and allowing Meera, Hodor, and Bran more time to escape.
(Death)
+1 for Rickon Stark, +1 for Osha, +1 for Alliser Thorne, +1 for Balon Greyjoy, +1 for Roose Bolton, +1 for Fat Walda Frey, +1 for Olly, +1 for Greatjon Umber, +1 for Doran Martell, +1 for Trystane Martell, +1 for Areo Hotah, +1 for Bowen Marsh, +1 for Ser Gerold Hightower, +1 for Ser Arthur Dayne, +1 for Khal Moro, +1 for Aggo, +1 for Khal Rhalko, +1 for Khal Forzo, +1 for Othell Yarwyck
Special
Joffrey's character is slapped by Robert Baratheon in the opening of the play. "Oh come father, in bed you must lie. I love you father, please don't die. *slap*"
(Special)
Joffrey's character receives a slap after Tyrion Lannister takes over as Hand of the King and claims Sansa Stark, in a version of Westerosi political events performed in a Braavosi play.
(Special)
Lady Crane pours out a cup of rum for herself. "I'm a rum girl, Bobono. You need to know that if we're going to be intimate."
(Special)
16:02
(+3)
Bran Stark:
Bran taps into the weirwood.net with the Three-Eyed Raven to revisit a scene with the Children of the Forest at the Weirwood tree.
(Special)
19:44
(+3)
Theon Greyjoy:
Theon elects to stump for his sister Yara, after other some of the other Ironborn nominate him to inherit the Salt Throne. "I am Theon Greyjoy, last living son of Balon Greyjoy ... and she is your rightful ruler."
(Special)
28:19
(+3)
Jorah Mormont:
Jorah admits his love for Daenerys after revealing his fatal greyscale infection. "Tyrion Lannister was right. I love you. I'll always love you. Good-bye, Khaleesi."
(Special)
submitted by wsleppy (approved!)
High Priestess Kinvara talks to Varys about his castration.
"If not for your... mutilation at the hand of a second-rate sorcerer, you wouldn't be here. Helping the Lord's Chosen bring his light into the world... Do you remember what you heard that night when the sorcerer tossed your parts in the fire?" (Special)
"If not for your... mutilation at the hand of a second-rate sorcerer, you wouldn't be here. Helping the Lord's Chosen bring his light into the world... Do you remember what you heard that night when the sorcerer tossed your parts in the fire?" (Special)
submitted by emilien.raggi (approved!)
36:51
(+3)
Bran Stark:
Bran taps into weirwood.net while the Three-Eyed Raven is asleep, jumping into a vision of a frozen wasteland surrounded by wights and the White Walkers.
(Special)
47:25
(+3)
Bran Stark:
Bran has a vision of the day his young father departed Winterfell for the Vale.
(Special)
50:27
(+3)
Bran Stark:
While embedded in a vision of Winterfell's past, Bran subconsciously wargs into Hodor in the present time so that they can escape from the White Walker horde approaching the cavern of the Three-Eyed Raven.
(Special)
53:44
(+3)
Bran Stark:
While visiting a flashback in Winterfell's past, Bran wargs into a young Wylas, giving him a vision of his present day demise while holding the Door to allow Bran and Meera time to escape the White Walker horde.
(Special)
submitted by wpearsal (approved!)