Valar Automatis (All Men Must Automate) (GoT: Season 6)
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Stat Leaders (Full char list) (Transactions)
| Acts of Intercourse | Points |
|---|---|
| 20 | |
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Bianca (Sansa actress) (undrafted)
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20 |
| 15 | |
| (+10) 10 | |
| (+10) 10 |
Recent Events (Full Log)
Episode 6: Blood of My Blood
Kills
2:50
(+10)
Jaime Lannister:
Jaime slays the Mad King Aerys II during one of Bran's flashback visions.
(Kill of Named Character)
4:32
(+2)
Benjen Stark:
Benjen's horse stomps through a wight's chest as he rides in to Meera and Bran's rescue.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
4:47
(+4)
Benjen Stark:
Benjen uses his flaming flail to knock out two wights.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
4:53
(+8)
Benjen Stark:
Benjen sideswipes a wight into a tree, and kills two more with his pickaxe, and sets the last wight on fire with his flaming flail.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
43:36
(+2)
Benjen Stark:
Benjen decapitates the head of a rabbit he has just hunted.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Political Wins
2:50
(+3)
Jaime Lannister:
Jaime stabs the Mad King Aerys II in the back during one of Bran's flashback visions.
(Act of Betrayal)
10:24
(+3)
High Sparrow:
The High Sparrow convinces King Tommen to allow Margaery to proceed with her Walk of Atonement.
Tommen: "Is there no other way? ... It just seems very dangerous."
High Sparrow: "She'll be protected the entire way. The Faith Militant are very stern with those who overstep their bounds." (Convincing Argument)
Tommen: "Is there no other way? ... It just seems very dangerous."
High Sparrow: "She'll be protected the entire way. The Faith Militant are very stern with those who overstep their bounds." (Convincing Argument)
18:25
(+3)
Randyll Tarly:
Randyll discovers Gilly's true origins as a Wildling from north of the Wall.
Randyll: "Your way *down* to Castle Black? Where did he kill a White Walker? Where are you from? How'd you come to meet my son?"
Gilly: "The Night's Watch came to our keep."
Randyll: "Where?"
Gilly: "North of the Wall."
Randyll: "North of the Wall? You're a Wildling." (Secret Discovery)
Randyll: "Your way *down* to Castle Black? Where did he kill a White Walker? Where are you from? How'd you come to meet my son?"
Gilly: "The Night's Watch came to our keep."
Randyll: "Where?"
Gilly: "North of the Wall."
Randyll: "North of the Wall? You're a Wildling." (Secret Discovery)
20:47
(+6)
Randyll Tarly:
Randyll takes in Gilly and Little Sam: "Your mother's a fine woman. You're not worthy of her. To please her, I'll take the Wildling in. She can work in the kitchens. The bastard will be raised here."
(New Follower/Prisoner)
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23:27
(+3)
Samwell Tarly:
Samwell steals his father's Valyrian steel sword, Heartsbane, from above the family mantlepiece.
Gilly: "Sam. That's your father's sword."
Sam: "It's my family's sword."
Gilly: "Sam. Won't he come for it?"
Sam: "He can bloody well try." (New Weapon)
Gilly: "Sam. That's your father's sword."
Sam: "It's my family's sword."
Gilly: "Sam. Won't he come for it?"
Sam: "He can bloody well try." (New Weapon)
23:30
(+3)
Samwell Tarly:
On his last night in Horn Hill, Samwell steals his father's Valyrian steel sword, Heartsbane, from above the family mantlepiece.
Gilly: "Sam. That's your father's sword."
Sam: "It's my family's sword."
Gilly: "Sam. Won't he come for it?"
Sam: "He can bloody well try." (Act of Betrayal)
Gilly: "Sam. That's your father's sword."
Sam: "It's my family's sword."
Gilly: "Sam. Won't he come for it?"
Sam: "He can bloody well try." (Act of Betrayal)
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30:28
(+3)
High Sparrow:
The High Sparrow announces Margaery's crimes to the masses gathered at the Sept of Baelor. "Rich or poor, noble or common, if we sin, we must atone. Margaery of House Tyrell came to us a sinner. She stood before the gods in the holy sept and lied. She turned a blind eye to her brother's sins. She disgraced her house, her King, and herself."
(Politics Special)
discovers Bianca's (Sansa Stark actress) treachery after Arya knocks the poisoned whiskey glass out of her hands and exposes the murder plot. "Careful of that one. She wants you dead."
(Secret Discovery)
30:46
(+3)
Arya Stark:
Arya betrays Bianca, who had entrusted her murder plot of Lady Crane to the Faceless Men. "Careful that one... she wants you dead."
(Act of Betrayal)
31:15
(+3)
Arya Stark:
Arya reclaims Needle, which she had buried into the docks of Braavos.
(New Weapon)
36:25
(+3)
Margaery Tyrell:
Margaery successfully convinces Tommen to accept the Lord and Saviour High Sparrow into his heart.
High Sparrow: "Queen Margaery has already atoned for her sins by bringing another into the true light of the Seven." (Convincing Argument)
High Sparrow: "Queen Margaery has already atoned for her sins by bringing another into the true light of the Seven." (Convincing Argument)
36:49
(+3)
High Sparrow:
The High Sparrow picks up an ownership stake in King's Landing after announcing a joint venture with Tommen Baratheon to make the Seven Kingdoms great again.
High Sparrow: "Together we announce a new age of harmony. A holy alliance between the Crown and the Faith."
Tommen: "The Crown and the Faith are the twin pillars upon which the world rests. Together we will restore the Seven Kingdoms to glory." (Acquire a New Castle/City/Army/Loot)
High Sparrow: "Together we announce a new age of harmony. A holy alliance between the Crown and the Faith."
Tommen: "The Crown and the Faith are the twin pillars upon which the world rests. Together we will restore the Seven Kingdoms to glory." (Acquire a New Castle/City/Army/Loot)
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36:52
(+6)
High Sparrow:
The High Sparrow announces the latest high-profile devotees to sign onto Team Sparrow, in a joint press conference with Tommen Baratheon and Margaery Tyrell.
"Queen Margaery has already atoned for her sins by bringing another into the true light of the Seven. Together we announce a new age of harmony. A holy alliance between the Crown and the Faith." (New Follower/Prisoner)
"Queen Margaery has already atoned for her sins by bringing another into the true light of the Seven. Together we announce a new age of harmony. A holy alliance between the Crown and the Faith." (New Follower/Prisoner)
41:15
(+3)
Walder Frey:
Walder overrules his sons, Lothar and Black Walder, ordering them to take back Riverrun despite their strategic doubts.
(Executive Decision)
41:32
(+3)
Jaime Lannister:
Despite being demoted out of the Kingsguard, Jaime is assigned a new role as head of the Lannister armies sent to deal with the Blackfish in the Riverlands. "I'm being sent to deal with the Blackfish. Apparently Walder Frey can't manage it on his own because he's 400 years old. Sent me with an army to the Riverlands and a siege that could last months."
(New Title)
submitted by nyan (approved!)
42:26
(+3)
Cersei Lannister:
Cersei convinces Jaime to accept Tommen's assignment to lead the Lannister army to assist Walder Frey in taking back Riverrun.
"Stand at the head of our army where you belong, where Father wanted you. Show our men where their loyalties belong. Show them what Lannisters are, what we do to our enemies. And take that stupid little castle back because it's ours and because you can." (Convincing Argument)
"Stand at the head of our army where you belong, where Father wanted you. Show our men where their loyalties belong. Show them what Lannisters are, what we do to our enemies. And take that stupid little castle back because it's ours and because you can." (Convincing Argument)
48:41
(+3)
Daenerys Targaryen:
After burning down the Vaes Dothrak gym, Daenerys earns the appropriate badge to regain control over Drogon, riding him in dramatic fashion over her crowd of Dothraki followers.
(New Follower/Prisoner)
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Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
to Sam: "You're nervous. You're a nervous talker. [prolonged silence] ... That's not any better being a nervous mute."
(Witty Insult)
7:24
(+3)
Samwell Tarly:
Sam: "I told them I met you in the North."
Gilly: "Did you tell them how far north?"
Sam: "Well, it wasn't a very large piece of parchment..." (Funny Line)
Gilly: "Did you tell them how far north?"
Sam: "Well, it wasn't a very large piece of parchment..." (Funny Line)
16:57
(+3)
Randyll Tarly:
Melessa Tarly: "Samwell, would you care for more bread?"
Sam: "Oh, yes. Yes, please."
Randyll Tarly: "Not fat enough already?" (Witty Insult)
Sam: "Oh, yes. Yes, please."
Randyll Tarly: "Not fat enough already?" (Witty Insult)
17:26
(+3)
Randyll Tarly:
to Sam: "I thought the Night's Watch might make a man of you. Something resembling a man at least. You managed to stay soft, and fat. Your nose buried in books. Spending your life reading about the achievements of better men."
(Witty Insult)
19:52
(+3)
Randyll Tarly:
"I took you (Gilly) for a Mole's Town whore when I saw you and I made my peace with that. Who else would have him (Samwell)? But I overestimated him. No, it was a Wildling whore that seduced my son."
(Witty Insult)
20:40
(+3)
Randyll Tarly:
referring to Gilly: "This you getting back at me, boy? Bringing *that* to my table and making me dine with *it*?"
(Witty Insult)
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35:18
(+3)
Jaime Lannister:
to High Sparrow: "You've already insulted one great house. It won't happen twice. Every last sparrow will die before Margaery Tyrell walks down that street."
(Threat)
39:10
(+3)
Walder Frey:
to his sons: "You've lost it? ... It's a castle, not a bloody sheep. Presumably you still know where it is."
(Witty Insult)
submitted by alexanderdropkin (approved!)
40:23
(+3)
Walder Frey:
"All across the Riverlands right down to King's Landing, they're laughing at us. I hear it in my sleep! I'm not dead yet, unfortunately for you. And I'll not leave this world until they all choke on that laughter."
(Threat)
41:32
(+3)
Jaime Lannister:
"I'm being sent to deal with the Blackfish. Apparently Walder Frey can't manage it on his own because he's 400 years old."
(Witty Insult)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
15:23
(+5)
Dickon Tarly:
Dickon drinks from his wine glass at the beginning of the Tarly family dinner.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
15:46
(+5)
Randyll Tarly:
Randyll drinks after toasting to his son Dickon for the 70-yard deer kill from that day's hunt.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
Izembaro drinks backstage as he laments the terrible crowd. "No laugh for Ned's death. These people are worse than animals."
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
drinks backstage as Izembaro angrily rants about others criticism of his playwriting.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
40:10
(+5)
Walder Frey:
Walder Frey takes a sip of wine while listening to excuses from his useless sons, Lothar and Black Walder.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
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Acts of Intercourse
43:08
(+10)
Cersei Lannister:
Cersei and Jaime get it on after hot and heavy dirty talk about the power of House Lannister and destroying their enemies. "They've made us both stronger, all of them. They have no idea how strong we are. No idea what we're going to do to them. We've always been together. We'll always be together."
(Act of Intercourse)
43:08
(+10)
Jaime Lannister:
Jaime and Cersei get it on after hot and heavy dirty talk about the power of House Lannister and destroying their enemies. "They've made us both stronger, all of them. They have no idea how strong we are. No idea what we're going to do to them. We've always been together. We'll always be together."
(Act of Intercourse)
Deaths
44:55
(+10)
Benjen Stark:
Benjen tells the story of his death and resurrection to Bran Stark: "I led a ranging party deep into the North to find White Walkers. They found us. A white walker stabbed me in the gut with a sword of ice. Left me there to die. To turn. The Children found me. Stopped the walker's magic from taking hold."
(Death)
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+1 for Bran Stark, +1 for Rickon Stark, +1 for Hodor, +1 for Osha, +1 for Alliser Thorne, +1 for Balon Greyjoy, +1 for Roose Bolton, +1 for Fat Walda Frey, +1 for Olly, +1 for Leaf, +1 for Three-eyed raven, +1 for Greatjon Umber, +1 for Doran Martell, +1 for Trystane Martell, +1 for Areo Hotah, +1 for Bowen Marsh, +1 for Ser Gerold Hightower, +1 for Ser Arthur Dayne, +1 for Khal Moro, +1 for Aggo, +1 for Khal Rhalko, +1 for Khal Forzo, +1 for Child of the Forest, +1 for Othell Yarwyck
Special
2:20
(+3)
Bran Stark:
Bran progresses through a series of flashback visions as Meera drags him throw the snow.
(Special)
42:10
(+3)
Cersei Lannister:
Jaime: "He has our son! He stole our son! He's torn our family apart."
(Special)