Theon is Innocent

Valar Automatis (All Men Must Automate)

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7-3, 78.5 roto pts (#6)
Z-Score: 0.272 (percentile: 60.73%)
Weeks at #1: 0
Categories won:
Best Week: Episode 1: The Red Woman (+16.5 roto points)
Team MVP: Sansa Stark (picked #12, 54 points, 28.27% of team total)
Longest winstreak: W-3

Roster Stats

Character	Drafted	Total	Kills	Politics	Insults	Wine	Sex	Deaths	Special
Sansa Stark The second eldest of the Stark children. Sansa has spent many of her past years as prisoner to the Lannisters and more recently, House Bolton, the new Warden of the North. Currently she is married to Ramsay, the heir of House Bolton, who keeps her imprisoned in Winterfell and tortures her sadistically. During the Bolton battle against Stannis Baratheon's forces, Sansa escapes over the Winterfell walls with the help of Theon Greyjoy, and the two make their way as far from the Boltons as possible. She is a huge fan of lemon cakes.	#12	54	10	18	18	5	0	0	3
Varys Formerly the Master of Whisperers in King's Landing, Varys controls a vast network of spies. After smuggling Tyrion Lannister to Essos, he reveals himself as a supporter of Daenerys Targaryen's claim to the Iron Throne. In Daenerys' absence, he serves with Tyrion Lannister and presides over the rule of Meereen.	#17	36	0	9	12	0	0	0	15
Grand Maester Pycelle The Grand Maester of the Seven Kingdoms. Pycelle is highly educated and serves as an advisor to the King.	#68	33	0	0	3	0	5	10	15
Eddison Tollett A member of the Night's Watch, and one of Jon Snow's few friends on the Wall.	#73	26	0	15	6	5	0	0	0
Olenna Redwyne (Grandma Tyrell) The matriarch of House Tyrell, Olenna is the grandmother of Margaery and Loras. She is known as the "Queen of Thorns" for her sarcasm and wit.	#40	24	0	0	24	0	0	0	0
Tyene Sand The youngest of Oberyn Martell's bastard children, known as the Sand Snakes. She uses daggers and poisons as her weapons.	#45	15	12	3	0	0	0	0	0
Qhono A Dothraki bloodrider	#101	3	0	0	3	0	0	0	0
Vance Corbray A member of Lysa Arryn's court.	#96	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Totals		191	22	45	66	10	5	10	33

Roster

charId	Character	Special
5	Sansa Stark The second eldest of the Stark children. Sansa has spent many of her past years as prisoner to the Lannisters and more recently, House Bolton, the new Warden of the North. Currently she is married to Ramsay, the heir of House Bolton, who keeps her imprisoned in Winterfell and tortures her sadistically. During the Bolton battle against Stannis Baratheon's forces, Sansa escapes over the Winterfell walls with the help of Theon Greyjoy, and the two make their way as far from the Boltons as possible. She is a huge fan of lemon cakes.	* Lady's actions contribute to her points. * +1 point in every scene she cries
82	Varys Formerly the Master of Whisperers in King's Landing, Varys controls a vast network of spies. After smuggling Tyrion Lannister to Essos, he reveals himself as a supporter of Daenerys Targaryen's claim to the Iron Throne. In Daenerys' absence, he serves with Tyrion Lannister and presides over the rule of Meereen.	* +1 politics point when he meets another character in secret * +1 point when someone references his being a eunuch to him * +1 point when he passes along information from his "little birds"
59	Olenna Redwyne (Grandma Tyrell) The matriarch of House Tyrell, Olenna is the grandmother of Margaery and Loras. She is known as the "Queen of Thorns" for her sarcasm and wit.	+1 point every time she interlocks arms with someone while walking.
190	Tyene Sand The youngest of Oberyn Martell's bastard children, known as the Sand Snakes. She uses daggers and poisons as her weapons.	+1 for invoking the name of Oberyn Martell
74	Grand Maester Pycelle The Grand Maester of the Seven Kingdoms. Pycelle is highly educated and serves as an advisor to the King.	+1 point when he walks 5 or more steps in a row without stopping
45	Eddison Tollett A member of the Night's Watch, and one of Jon Snow's few friends on the Wall.
114	Vance Corbray A member of Lysa Arryn's court.
227	Qhono A Dothraki bloodrider

Kills

Episode 1: The Red Woman

26:48 (+10) Tyene Sand:

Tyene pulls out a dagger to stab Areo Hotah in the back, as Ellaria Martell begins her overthrow of the Martells. (Kill of Named Character)

Okay, how the heck are you going to introduce a bodyguard with a badass longaxe like that, and he doesn't get to use it even ONCE before being killed off? -nyan

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2016 Apr 26 twhite5970 likes this
Tyene's dagger that he ends up dying to... real-life Areo Hotah probably picks his teeth with weapons of that size. -nyan

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2016 Apr 26 twhite5970 likes this
He didn't even get a word in lol shame -marksizzle

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2016 Apr 26 twhite5970, nyan, alicehanners like this
shame -alicehanners

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2016 Apr 26 nyan, nsimmonds, alicehanners like this
Shame! -crisbell22

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2016 Apr 27 nyan, nsimmonds, alicehanners like this
ding ding ding! -nyan

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2016 May 9

26:55 (+2) Tyene Sand:

Tyene takes the dagger from Areo Hotah's back and throws it at Doran Martell's fleeing messenger. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

Episode 9: Battle of the Bastards

57:17 (+10) Sansa Stark:

Sansa feeds the imprisoned Ramsay to his own hounds.

Ramsay: "My hounds will never harm me."
Sansa: "You haven't fed them in seven days. You said it yourself."
Ramsay: "They're loyal beasts."
Sansa: "They were. Now they're starving." (Kill of Named Character)

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Ramsay starved the hounds until they were hungry enough to eat him. Maybe he should get the kill. -twalters

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2016 Jun 21 nyan likes this
where was ghost? -crisbell22

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2016 Jun 23
In an interview the director said Ghost was just cut for budget reasons.

"[Ghost] was in there in spades originally, but it's also an incredibly time consuming and expensive character to bring to life," the episode's director Miguel Sapochnik told Business Insider on Monday. "Ultimately we had to choose between Wun-Wun and the direwolf, so the dog bit the dust." -nyan

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2016 Jun 24

Political Wins

Episode 1: The Red Woman

18:16 (+3) Sansa Stark:

Given a redo, Lady Sansa finally accepts Brienne of Tarth into her service as a knight.
Brienne: "Lady Sansa, I offer my services once again. I will shield your back and keep your counsel and give my life for yours if need be. I swear it, by the Old Gods and the New."
Sansa: "And I vow... that you shall always have a place by my... hearth. and..."
Podrick assist" Meat and mead at my table."
Sansa: "...meat and mead at my table. And I pledge to ask no service of you that might bring you dishonor. I swear it by the Old Gods and the New. Arise." (New Follower/Prisoner)

26:48 (+3) Tyene Sand:

Tyene betrays Doran Martell, killing his bodyguard Areo Hotah as the first strike in Ellaria Sand's coup d'état of Dorne. (Act of Betrayal)

Episode 2: Home

10:23 (+3) Eddison Tollett:

Edd takes control of Castle Black after rallying the Wildlings to his side and capturing Alliser Thorne and the other traitors. (Acquire a New Castle/City/Army/Loot)

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Nah. He didn't capture Castle Black or gain command of anything. Points for throwing Alliser in the cells is accurate. -alicehanners

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2016 May 2 jedjackoway likes this
Tormund captured Castle Black, Ed gets points for convincing Tormund and the wildlings to do it. I think the question of who gets prisoner credit for Alliser and Olly is the hardest one to answer. -moonbaseu92

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2016 May 2
Personally I think Wun Wun captured Castle Black. -nsimmonds

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2016 May 2 nyan and Reaper like this
@moonbaseu92 it's definitely Edd getting credit for prisoners - he issues the "throw them into the cells where they belong" order, and basically seems like the Night's Watchman in charge of things Castle Black for now (since neither Davos nor Tormund are Night's Watch members). Tormund or Wun Wun definitely won the battle for him, but neither is going to take a leadership role at Castle Black.

Another open question which I'll leave to anyone who wants to propose it - did that fight count as a "battle", and who won it in that case? -nyan

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2016 May 3
Definitely a "battle" even if it was short-lived. There were attacks on both sides, and a lot of people involved. IMO Tormund was clearly leading the fight. -nsimmonds

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12:06 (+6) Eddison Tollett:

Edd orders Ser Alliser Thorne, Olly, and the other traitors who killed Jon Snow to be locked up. "Throw them into the cells. Where they belong." (New Follower/Prisoner)

Episode 3: Oathbreaker

22:25 (+3) Varys:

Varys' investigations have exposed Vala, the Meereenese prostitute who lured the Unsullied to her brothel so that the Sons of the Harpy could murder them.
"I know who you are and what you've done. You've done a lot. You've sacrificed your body for a cause, which is more than most people do. And you've helped the Sons of the Harpy murder the Unsullied and the Second Sons." (Secret Discovery)

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27:55 (+3) Varys:

Varys has discovered the source of the rebellion's funding after coercing the prostitute Vala.
"Sorry.. I was busy, learning who funds the Sons of the Harpy. Some things you can't rush... The Good Masters of Astapor, and the Wise Masters of Yunkai, with help from their friends in Volantis." (Secret Discovery)

50:22 (+3) Eddison Tollett:

Jon Snow turns over the Lord Commandership of the Night's Watch to Edd.
Edd: "What do you want me to do with this?"
Jon Snow: Wear it. Burn it. Whatever you want. You have Castle Black. My watch is ended." (New Title)

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I don't think that Jon can make Edd Lord Commander just like that. We've all seen that it needed some kind of election procedure for Jon to get the title. What he did was simply to temporarily give Edd command over Castle Black. Like what captains in Star Trek do when they leave the bridge. I don't remember if that happened before in the series, but in the books commanding power on the Wall and in Castle Black get passed around a few times, when commanding officers have to leave their post.

Or is that cape some token of Lord Commandership? Still, I think Edd would have to be voted, right?

However, even if my argumentation is correct, Edd would still get the points :) -Lem Lemoncake

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2016 May 9 jedjackoway likes this
Yeah, I think your interpretation is spot on @Lem. Edd is an acting or interim Lord Commander, which will count as a title even if someone else might get elected permanently later. -nyan

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2016 May 9
I actually interpreted this scene as a large middle finger to the whole night's watch ideal... Jon was incredibly shaken by being killed for doing 'the right thing' as he puts it, and this event comes just after killing 3 men and the boy olly. Any past enthusiasm for the watch is now switched to retaking Winterfell IMO. -rynearson.david

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2016 May 9 nyan likes this

Episode 4: Book of the Stranger

2:49 (+3) Eddison Tollett:

Edd: "You swore a vow."
Jon Snow: "Aye, I pledged my life to the Night's Watch. I gave my life."
Edd: "For all nights to come." (House Words)

50:10 (+3) Sansa Stark:

Sansa convinces Jon to rally the Wildling armies and march on Winterfell.

"You are the son of the last true Warden of the North. Northern families are loyal. They'll fight for you if you ask. A monster has taken our home and our brother. We have to go back to Winterfell and save them both." (Convincing Argument)

Episode 5: The Door

6:05 (+3) Sansa Stark:

Sansa learns of the re-emergence of the Blackfish and the Tully army. "Your great-uncle, Brynden the Blackfish, has gathered what remains of the Tully forces and retaken Riverrun. (Secret Discovery)

Episode 7: The Broken Man

27:11 (+3) Sansa Stark:

Lyanna Mormont pledges her house to Jon Snow's fighting forces: "House Mormont has kept faith with House Stark for a thousand years... We will not break faith today." (New Follower/Prisoner)

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Episode 9: Battle of the Bastards

53:00 (+3) Sansa Stark:

Sansa retakes Winterfell for House Stark after defeating Ramsay Bolton and the rest of the Bolton army. (Acquire a New Castle/City/Army/Loot)

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I think it's exceptionally clear that Sansa has Winterfell and UNCLEAR that Jon has it. Jon is a Snow. Sansa is a Stark. Stark banners were unfurled. Jon may have been leading the army, but it was for the Starks. Not for himself. -alicehanners

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2016 Jun 21 taylorreneegoodrich likes this
If Ramsay was not the only person in Westeros to care about Jon's desertion from the Night's Watch, he has probably already been beheaded by Bronze Yohn, right? -Lem Lemoncake

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2016 Jun 22
Jon didn't desert. He signed on for life. He died. He's free and clear to traipse all over Westeros now. -dopeghoti

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2016 Jun 22

Episode 10: The Winds of Winter

0:00 (+3) Sansa Stark:

Littlefinger pledges his support of House Stark to Sansa Stark. "News of this battle will spread quickly through the Seven Kingdoms. I've declared for House Stark for all to hear." (New Follower/Prisoner)

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66:01 (+3) Varys:

Varys returns from his diplomatic mission to Dorne, apparently successful at recruiting House Tyrell and the Sand Snakes to support Daenerys and lend her use of their navies. (Convincing Argument)

Insults Delivered / Funny Lines

Episode 1: The Red Woman

29:48 (+3) Varys:

Tyrion to homeless mother: "For your baby. To eat." [makes stuffing motion into mouth]
Varys. "She thinks you want to eat her baby." (Funny Line)

36:38 (+3) Qhono:

Ahko: "Pretty eyes, but she's an idiot."
Qhono: "She doesn't have to be smart to get fucked in the ass." (Witty Insult)

Episode 2: Home

22:45 (+3) Varys:

Tyrion: "Dragons are intelligent ... They have affection for their friends and fury for their enemies. I am their friend."
Varys: "Do *they* know that?" (Funny Line)

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22:46 (+3) Varys:

Varys shakes his head and tsks as Tyrion pours out a glass of wine during a meeting of the Meereenese advising council. (Funny Line)

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@Alice, what other funny faces do you think will need to be re-counted if this is enabled? And does the distinction that it comes with a line (even if it's just a small vocal tick from Varys) make it easier to enforce? -nyan

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2016 May 3
I only really want to rewatch both episodes for funny faces if you're seriously considering it, but I can think of several moments when people shrugged, raised their eyebrows, made a weird face, etc and it was funny but no words were spoken. -alicehanners

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2016 May 3
Adding it for now, but we'll see if it opens up a bad can of worms. The spirit of the category is to reward the really good moments written into the show that illicit a solid reaction from the viewer. Insults that make you go "ooh what a burn", threats that you make gulp in sympathy with the target, or funny lines that make you actually laugh. I don't doubt that we can find a handful of weird faces if we're looking really hard for them, but I don't think there are many that were good enough to spark an actual reaction from the audience, and this definitely seemed like one.

That said, everyone's laugh-meter is calibrated to a different level, so if facial expressions and small vocal ticks end up having a much higher variability of opinion vs the spoken lines, we'll revisit and maybe revoke this one. -nyan

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2016 May 4 michaelfield18 likes this

Episode 3: Oathbreaker

7:26 (+3) Eddison Tollett:

Edd: "Your eyes are still brown. Is that still you in there?"
Jon: "I think so. Hold off on burning my body for now."
Edd: "That's funny. You sure that's still you in there?" (Witty Insult)

22:02 (+3) Varys:

to Unsullied guards while fanning himself: "I don't know how you stand in all that leather." (Funny Line)

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31:55 (+3) Grand Maester Pycelle:

"And what he's done to Gregor Clegane, is an abomination. We never sanctioned this, this... experiment, and I for one think it is in our best interest to have this beast destr- *gas leak*" (Funny Line)

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Looking back at S5, this is the only one I can find for Camp 3: http://fantasora.com/event/1874

The Varys tsk and Pycelle fart are in a similar quality ballpark, IMO.

Maybe the line should be drawn for Camp 3 that it must be dialogue-based humor? Would qualify the S5 Jorah nod, Varys tsk, and Pycelle fart (which is ultimately funny because he just spent the preceding 5 lines ranting about "the abomination of Ser Gregor"), but would cut off purely action-based slapstick or situational humor. -nyan

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2016 May 11 nsimmonds likes this
Personally, I'm in camps 1 and 2. We're drafting characters, and not screenwriters, after all. -dopeghoti

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2016 May 13
We'll add this Pycelle fart in, and try for including Camp 3 with the "dialogue-based humor" restriction, meaning that the humor must at least be a reaction to, or set up by some spoken dialogue. -nyan

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2016 May 16

32:14 (+3) Olenna Redwyne (Grandma Tyrell):

Olenna: "I was invited, my dear, to help deal with several troublesome issues, such as the Queen's imprisonment."
Cersei: "Thank you for bringing it up. It's well past time we addressed the abuses I endured."
Olenna: "Margaery is the Queen. You are not the Queen, because you're not married to the king. I do appreciate these things can get a bit confusing in your family."
(Witty Insult)

Episode 4: Book of the Stranger

37:52 (+3) Olenna Redwyne (Grandma Tyrell):

Cersei: "You once spoke of your respect for our father because he understood the necessity of working with one's rivals."
Olenna: "My dear, you have been stripped of your dignity and authority, publicly shamed, and confined to the Red Keep. What's left to work with?" (Witty Insult)

Episode 5: The Door

3:06 (+3) Sansa Stark:

to Littlefinger: "Did you know about Ramsay? If you didn't know you're an idiot. If you did know, you're my enemy." (Witty Insult)

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4:49 (+3) Sansa Stark:

to Littlefinger: "You said you would protect me... I don't believe you anymore... You can't protect me. You won't even be able to protect yourself if I tell Brienne to cut you down." (Threat)

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45:13 (+3) Eddison Tollett:

Night's Watchman: "Should we close the gate, Lord Commander?"
Edd: "I'm not the Lord Command- *looks around* yeah, *ahem* ... close the bloody gate." (Funny Line)

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Episode 7: The Broken Man

9:44 (+3) Olenna Redwyne (Grandma Tyrell):

remaking on Septa Unella: "Does it move or talk?" (Witty Insult)

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9:55 (+3) Olenna Redwyne (Grandma Tyrell):

to Septa Unella: "You're now in your sanctuary now, my dear. All I have to do is whistle and my men will stroll you in here and bash you about until I tell them to stop... *if* I tell them to stop." (Threat)

16:14 (+3) Olenna Redwyne (Grandma Tyrell):

to Cersei: "I wonder if you're the worst person I've ever met. At a certain age it's hard to recall. But the truly vile do stand out through the years." (Witty Insult)

17:16 (+3) Olenna Redwyne (Grandma Tyrell):

Olenna: "You've lost, Cersei. It's the only joy I could find in all this misery." (Witty Insult)

38:36 (+3) Sansa Stark:

to Jon: "So [Davos Seaworth] is your most trusted advisor now? Because he secured 62 men from a 10-year-old?" (Witty Insult)

38:43 (+3) Sansa Stark:

Jon: "Ser Davos is the reason I'm standing here talking to you and he served Stannis for years."
Sansa: "Stannis... who lost the Blackwater, who murdered his own brother, who doesn't have a head?" (Witty Insult)

Episode 9: Battle of the Bastards

55:38 (+3) Sansa Stark:

to Ramsay: "Your words will disappear. Your house will disappear. Your name will disappear. All memory of you will disappear." (Threat)

Episode 10: The Winds of Winter

39:13 (+3) Olenna Redwyne (Grandma Tyrell):

"Obara. You look like an angry little boy. Don't presume to tell me what I need." (Witty Insult)

39:22 (+3) Olenna Redwyne (Grandma Tyrell):

"Do shut up, dear. *turns to Tyene Sand* Anything from you? *Tyene begins to speak* No? Good. Let the grown women speak." (Witty Insult)

51:28 (+3) Sansa Stark:

Petyr Baelish: "Every time I'm faced with a decision, I close my eyes and see the same picture. Whenever I consider an action, I ask myself will this action help to make this picture a reality? ... A picture of me on the Iron Throne... and you by my side."
Sansa: "It's a pretty picture." (Witty Insult)

Glasses of Wine Consumed

Episode 4: Book of the Stranger

5:39 (+5) Sansa Stark:

Sansa steals away Jon's mug of ale before he can even take an on-screen sip. Jon gets the last laugh as she coughs it back up. "You'd think after thousands of years, the Night's Watch would have learned how to make a good ale." (Glass of Wine Consumed)

47:57 (+5) Eddison Tollett:

Edd drinks a mug of ale as Jon Snow receives the letter from Ramsay Bolton. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

Acts of Intercourse

Episode 10: The Winds of Winter

4:56 (+5) Grand Maester Pycelle:

Pycelle gets dressed for the Trials by Seven after a session with a prostitute. (Act of Intercourse)

Deaths

Episode 10: The Winds of Winter

13:16 (+10) Grand Maester Pycelle:

Grand Maester Pycelle is viciously stabbed to death by Qyburn's Little Birds after he is lured to his laboratory.
Qyburn: "This pains me, my lord. Whatever your faults, you do not deserve to die alone in such a cold, dark place. But sometimes before we can usher in the new, the old must be put to rest." (Death)

Give the Grand Maester a shoutout for going down delivering a slapfest on a couple of little kids: https://i.imgur.com/or19ntx.jpg -nyan

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Why are all these deaths worth 5 pts? Is it because scores aren't official yet? -alicehanners

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2016 Jun 28
The Episode result pages use the Ruleset 4.0 weights by default, which give 5 points for deaths. If your league uses the original Ruleset 3.1, it'll show up as the regular 10 point death on your league pages. -nyan

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Special

Episode 1: The Red Woman

29:17 (+3) Varys:

Tyrion references Varys' eunuch status in his comeback.
Varys: "You walk as though the paving stones were your personal property. I used to steal from people like you when I was a boy."
Tyrion: "It's a good thing you're not a boy anymore. ... Because you have no cock." (Special)

Episode 2: Home

22:46 (+3) Varys:

Varys just can't get away from the eunuch references after he judgmentally stares at Tyrion downing another cup of wine.
Tyrion: "If I lost my cock, I'd drink all the time. *looks at Greyworm* ...meaning no offense. He makes dwarf jokes, I make eunuch jokes." (Special)

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Episode 3: Oathbreaker

33:53 (+3) Grand Maester Pycelle:

Pycelle takes several steps as he quickly shuffles past Gregor Clegane on his way out of the Small Council room. (Special)

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Episode 4: Book of the Stranger

13:40 (+3) Varys:

Astapor slave master: "We came here to meet the Queen, and instead we're greeted by a dwarf and a eunuch." (Special)

35:13 (+6) Grand Maester Pycelle:

Pycelle walks two arduous marathons after Cersei shows up and gives him the boot from King Tommen's quarters.
The 400m: 5 steps immediately as Cersei enters the room
The 10k: 23 step traversal to get around the table and out the door. (Special)

Was expecting him to take a pit stop in that open chair out of sheer exhaustion. -coconnor723

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I counted more than ten steps. Granted, he did not stop, but should this only count once, or twice? -dopeghoti

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2016 May 16
@dopeghoti it's walks of 5 or more steps, which can be broken up by pauses. He does pause at the very end when he passes Cersei, but we don't see him take another 5 out of that (he just quickly moves out of frame). -nyan

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2016 May 16
He does take 5 visible little steps towards the table after Cersei enters the room ("I am advising the king on our current predicament...") and another 5 steps towards Tommen ("Obviously not, I am here to lend my wisdom and my support") before his long exit. -Ser Vincent

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2016 May 16 nyan likes this
Great catch @Ser Vincent. There's a bit of a half-shuffle cheat for step#1, iffy pause, and then 4 steps after that before the cutaway. Probably doesn't pass muster for an NBA double-dribble violation, but we'll give the lethargic Pycelle the benefit of the doubt: https://gfycat.com/FondLongGenet -nyan

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49:50 (+3) Sansa Stark:

One teardrop rolled down to her bottom cheek as she reads about Rickon's capture in Ramsay's letter to Jon Snow. (Special)

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Are you sure she wasn't salivating over that Night's Watch mutton? ? Will do a rewatch of this to check. -nyan

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It's after jon says "We don't know that" when she says "Yes we do" -rbxd187

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The tear that was promised. https://imgur.com/npVqeEm -nyan

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Incredible eagle eyes, @golub.jake -nyan

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2016 May 17

Episode 5: The Door

34:36 (+3) Varys:

High Priestess Kinvara talks to Varys about his castration.
"If not for your... mutilation at the hand of a second-rate sorcerer, you wouldn't be here. Helping the Lord's Chosen bring his light into the world... Do you remember what you heard that night when the sorcerer tossed your parts in the fire?" (Special)

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Episode 8: No One

9:57 (+3) Varys:

Varys: "If you shaved your beard with a straight razor, you'd say the razor worked. That doesn't mean it won't cut your throat."
Tyrion: "Spoken like a man who has never had to shave." (Special)

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Episode 10: The Winds of Winter

5:10 (+3) Grand Maester Pycelle:

Pycelle makes it 11 steps while walking down the stairs from his chambers, before one of Qyburn's Little Birds calls him back to deliver a message. He begrudingly turns around to begin the trek back. (Special)

11:32 (+3) Grand Maester Pycelle:

Pycelle just makes it 6 steps into Qyburn's laboratory before stopping. (Special)

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