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Matchup: A Team has No Name vs Rastafarian Targaryen for Ep 8 | Fantasora

Matchup: A Team has No Name vs Rastafarian Targaryen for Ep 8

Valar Automatis (All Men Must Automate)

A Team has No Name (fatcatt316)

Character Drafted Total Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Kills Cmd. Thrones Deaths Special Feels
Ser Gerold Hightower
Lord Commander of the Kingsguard during the time of Aerys II and Rhaegar Targaryen
#107 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0
Alliser Thorne
A former master-of-arms and acting Commander of the Night's Watch, Thorne narrowly lost the Lord Commander choosing to Jon Snow in S5. He later led a mutiny of disgruntled Night's Watch members against Jon Snow, stabbing and leaving him for dead.
#34 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0
Bowen Marsh
The First Steward of the Night's Watch. He is part of the mutiny that betrays Jon Snow and leaves him for dead.
#90 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0
Ramsay Bolton
The legitimized bastard son of Roose Bolton, now Warden of the North. He is fond of the Bolton tradition of flaying their enemies.
#6 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Aeron Greyjoy
An uncle of Theon Greyjoy, who serves as a priest to the Drowned God.
#62 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Theon Greyjoy
Heir to the Iron Islands, and formerly a ward of House Stark. Theon has been broken through torture by the hands of Ramsay Bolton, but has escaped Winterfell along with Sansa Stark during the chaos of the Battle of Winterfell.
#23 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Ser Boros Blount
A member of the Kingsguard.
#79 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Obara Sand
The eldest of Prince Oberyn Martell's bastard children, known as the Sand Snakes. She wields a spear.
#51 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Totals 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 3 0 0

Rastafarian Targaryen (ebkenn07)

Character Drafted Total Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Kills Cmd. Thrones Deaths Special Feels
Sandor Clegane (The Hound)
A fearsome warrior known as the Hound. Sandor formerly served in the Kingsguard of Joffrey Baratheon and accompanied Arya Stark on her travels. He was left for dead after a fight with Brienne of Tarth.
#66 53 28 0 15 5 5 0 0 0 0 0
Brynden Tully (Blackfish)
Known as the Blackfish, Brynden is the uncle of Catelyn Stark and Edmure Tully. He escaped the events of the Red Wedding, but his whereabouts are unknown.
#75 13 0 0 3 0 0 0 0 10 0 0
Brienne of Tarth
A skilled fighter and heir to House Tarth. A sworn sword to the late Catelyn Stark, she continues her mission to ensure the safety of the Stark girls.
#10 9 0 3 3 0 0 0 0 0 3 0
Balon Greyjoy
The head of House Greyjoy and Lord of the Iron Islands. He is the father of Theon, who was given up as a ward to the Starks after Balon's failed rebellion against the Iron Throne.
#103 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0
Doran Martell
The head of House Martell of Dorne, and elder brother of Prince Oberyn Martell.
#38 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0
Greatjon Umber
Head of House Umber, bannermen to the Starks. He did not attend the Frey wedding at the Twins, and his whereabouts are unknown.
#94 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0
Yara Greyjoy
Theon's older sister, Yara was raised on the Iron Islands as a true Ironborn. She is a fearsome fighter and commands a longship of her own.
#47 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Davos Seaworth
Ser Davos is a knight serving Stannis Baratheon, and one of his most trusted advisors. He is often at odds with the Red Priestess Melisandre.
#19 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Totals 78 28 3 21 5 5 0 0 13 3 0

Kills
8:47 (+6) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
The Hound kills three of the bandits sitting in camp, decapitating the first, cleaving the second in the chest, and slitting the throat of the third with his woodchopping axe. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
9:15 (+10) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
Sandor cuts down Gatins with his axe, after failing to extract information on the whereabouts of the bandit with the yellow cloak. (Kill of Named Character)
46:22 (+2) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
Sandor kicks over a tree stump being stood on by the bandit, strangling him on the noose.
Thoros of Myr: "You're getting old, Clegane."
Sandor: "He's not." (Kill of Unnamed Character)
46:26 (+10) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
Sandor kicks over the tree stump being stood on by Lem Lemoncloak, strangling him on the noose. (Kill of Named Character)
Political Wins
18:38 (+3) Brienne of Tarth:
Brienne persuades Jaime Lannister to allow her to broker surrender terms with the Blackfish, who commands the Tully forces holding Riverrun.
Jaime: "I'm a Lannister. Don't ask me to betray my own house."
Brienne: "I do no such thing." (Convincing Argument)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
9:04 (+3) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
Gatins: "Fuck you!"
Sandor: "Those are your last words, 'fuck you'? Come on, you can do better."
Gatins: "Cunt!"
Sandor: "You're shit at dying, you know that?" (Witty Insult)
14:01 (+3) Brienne of Tarth:
Podrick Payne: "Looks like a siege, my lady."
Brienne: "You have a keen military mind, Pod." (Witty Insult)
40:41 (+3) Brynden Tully (Blackfish):
"I haven't had a proper sword fight in years. I expect I'll make a damn fool of myself." (Funny Line)
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45:14 (+3) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
to Anguy: "Drop that arrow, you bloody girl. Tougher girls than you have tried to kill me." (Witty Insult)
45:46 (+3) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
Thoros of Myr: "We're not butchers. We hang them."
Sandor: "Hanging? All over in an instant. Where's the punishment in that?"
Thoros: "They die."
Sandor: "We all bloody die. Except this one here (Beric Dondarrion)." (Funny Line)
46:46 (+3) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
Sandor: "There was a time I would have killed all seven of you just to gut these three."
Thoros: "You're getting old, Clegane."
Sandor: "He's not." *kicks over stump to hang bandit* (Witty Insult)
47:11 (+3) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
Beric Dondarrion: "Enjoying yourself?"
Sandor: "I prefer chicken." (Funny Line)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
47:20 (+5) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
Sandor takes a swig from a wineskin handed to him by Thoros of Myr. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Acts of Intercourse
47:56 (+5) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
Sandor whips it out to single-handedly replenish the Riverlands. (Non-sexual Nude Scene)
Deaths
41:28 (+10) Brynden Tully (Blackfish):
A Lannister guard confirms Brynden Tully's death to Jaime Lannister.
Blackfish: "I haven't had a proper sword fight in years. I expect I'll make a damn fool of myself." (Death)
+1 for Alliser Thorne, +1 for Balon Greyjoy, +1 for Greatjon Umber, +1 for Doran Martell, +1 for Bowen Marsh, +1 for Ser Gerold Hightower
Special
15:09 (+3) Brienne of Tarth:
As Brienne meets with Jaime inside a tent on the Lannister siege line, Bronn outs himself as Vice President of the Brienne's a Hottie Admiration Society.
Bronn: "You think they're fucking?"
Podrick: "What? No."
Bronn: "Why not? I'd fuck her. You'd fuck her, wouldn't you? ... Well he'd (Jaime) fuck her, that's for sure. And she'd fuck him, don't you think?" (Special)
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