Matchup: What did Pod do to those prostitutes? vs You Know Nothing Tanner Lawson for Ep 2
Winter is Cumming
Political Wins
41:55
(+3)
Arya Stark:
Arya receives the new dragonglass spear she commissioned from Gendry.
(New Weapon)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
10:20
(+3)
Arya Stark:
to Gendry: "I know Death. He's got many faces. I look forward to seeing this one.
(Threat)
to Arya: "You never used to shut up, now you're just sitting there like a mute."
(Funny Line)
As Beric walks by to interrupt the moment between Arya Stark and Sandor:
"Oh for fuck's sake - may as well be at a bloody wedding." (Funny Line)
"Oh for fuck's sake - may as well be at a bloody wedding." (Funny Line)
Beric Dondarrion: "The Lord of Light has brought us together all the same. This is his moment. When light-"
Sandor: "Thoros isn't here anymore, so I hope you're not about to give a sermon. Because if you are, the Lord of Light's gonna wonder why he brought you back 19 times just to watch you die when I chuck you over this fucking wall." (Threat)
Sandor: "Thoros isn't here anymore, so I hope you're not about to give a sermon. Because if you are, the Lord of Light's gonna wonder why he brought you back 19 times just to watch you die when I chuck you over this fucking wall." (Threat)
41:24
(+3)
Arya Stark:
to Sandor and Beric: "I'm not spending my final hours with you two miserable old shits."
(Witty Insult)
44:13
(+3)
Arya Stark:
to Gendry: "I'm not the Red Woman. Take your own bloody pants off."
(Funny Line)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
Sandor drinks from his wineskin atop the ramparts of Winterfell.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
39:15
(+5)
Arya Stark:
Sandor shares his wineskin with Arya atop the ramparts of Winterfell.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
41:24
(+5)
Beric Dondarrion:
Beric drinks from Sandor Clegane's wineskin after reminding Arya how old and miserably shitty his company is.
(Glass of Wine Consumed)
Acts of Intercourse
44:21
(+15)
Arya Stark:
Arya spends her last night rolling around with Gendry among the burlap sacks. "We're probably going to die soon. I want to know what it's like before that happens."
(Act of Intercourse)
A Game of Thrones
40:39
(+1)
Beric Dondarrion:
Unlike the scrubby Arya Stark and Sandor Clegane who are laid out on the floor, Beric Dondarrion is a knight and a man of taste, and chooses a small artisanal barrel to squat on as he joins them on the Winterfell ramparts.
(Basic Seat)
Special
The Feels
Grey Worm and Missandei make plans for summer vacation after the war is done.
Missandei: "My people are peaceful. We cannot protect ourselves."
Grey Worm: "My people are not peaceful. We will protect you." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Missandei: "My people are peaceful. We cannot protect ourselves."
Grey Worm: "My people are not peaceful. We will protect you." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
39:25
(+5)
Arya Stark:
Arya and the Hound share a drink atop the ramparts of Winterfell.
Arya: "No, I mean, what are you doing up here? You joined the Brotherhood. You went beyond the Wall with Jon. You're here now. Why? When was the last time you fought for anyone but yourself?"
Sandor: "I fought for you, didn't I?" (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Arya: "No, I mean, what are you doing up here? You joined the Brotherhood. You went beyond the Wall with Jon. You're here now. Why? When was the last time you fought for anyone but yourself?"
Sandor: "I fought for you, didn't I?" (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Arya and the Hound share a drink atop the ramparts of Winterfell.
Arya: "No, I mean, what are you doing up here? You joined the Brotherhood. You went beyond the Wall with Jon. You're here now. Why? When was the last time you fought for anyone but yourself?"
Sandor: "I fought for you, didn't I?" (Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Arya: "No, I mean, what are you doing up here? You joined the Brotherhood. You went beyond the Wall with Jon. You're here now. Why? When was the last time you fought for anyone but yourself?"
Sandor: "I fought for you, didn't I?" (Warm Fuzzy Moment)