Matchup: Lannister I Hardly Know Her vs I Think Euron to Something for Ep 1

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Lannister I Hardly Know Her (ChaiseLounge)

Character	Drafted	Total	Kills	Politics	Insults	Wine	Sex	Special	Feels
Euron Greyjoy	#10	33	0	6	6	5	10	6	0
Theon Greyjoy	#26	15	4	6	0	0	0	0	5
Tormund Giantsbane	#7	6	0	0	3	0	0	0	3
Eddison Tollett	#39	3	0	0	0	0	0	0	3
Greasy-haired White Walkers This is a clean-shaven White Walker with long greasy hair, one f the Night King's lieutenants. He was present at the dragon battle at the Frozen Lake.	#42	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Harry Strickland	#23	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Totals		57	4	12	9	5	10	6	11

I Think Euron to Something (kristollini)

Character	Drafted	Total	Insults	Sex	Thrones	Special	Feels
Samwell Tarly	#18	25	3	0	1	6	15
Jorah Mormont	#15	8	0	5	0	3	0
Varys	#31	6	0	0	0	6	0
Lyanna Mormont	#34	3	3	0	0	0	0
Viserion	#2	0	0	0	0	0	0
Archmaester Ebrose	#47	0	0	0	0	0	0
Totals		42	6	5	1	15	15

Kills

27:15 (+2) Theon Greyjoy:

Theon kills a member of Euron's crew as he leads a squad of Ironborn on a rescue mission to save his sister Yara Greyjoy. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

submitted by kevinreading66 (approved!)

Original submission: "Theon and his team board the boat to save Yara, 4 arrows are used to kill people working on the boat. The camera then cuts to Theon and his team with Theon at the front with his bow and arrow cocked, surely he deserves some points for these kills?"

There were actually 5 kills and on-screen we see a squad of 4 (including Theon). Given the scenario I've scored 1 for Theon (Euron's men were killed in quick succession, so presumably they all landed their shots).

For future references, I *would* say this is a bit of a grey(joy) area, with the fudged assumption that they didn't have time to reload much, so Theon must've landed his first shot. If there were 5 arrow kills and Theon had boarded with 20 goodmen, I don't think he would have gotten any points. Similar for 200 arrow kills and 20 men shooting, or if we saw arrows flying around and missing. These scenarios would put enough plausibility that Theon did not land his shots.

The scoring criteria wants to see strong attribution happen on-screen, else we have submissions like "Tormund and Jon were like 2/10 of soldiers in the Battle of Bastards at this point and there's a pile of 150 bodies around them, clearly they did 20% of those kills". It ends up cheapening the points for legitimate kills the characters do 1:1. -nyan

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2019 Apr 16
Also so much for having a crew of elite mutes who can't warn each other in the event of a surprise attack, eh Euron? -nyan

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27:34 (+2) Theon Greyjoy:

Theon throws an axe into the skull of the Ironborn soldier guarding Yara Greyjoy. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

Political Wins

20:34 (+3) Euron Greyjoy:

Euron returns to King's Landing, have secured the services of the Golden Company for Cersei Lannister and the Crown. (Deals Brokered)

22:25 (+3) Euron Greyjoy:

Euron finds a way to charm himself into Cersei's cold graces.
Cersei: "You want a whore, buy one. You want a queen earn her."
Euron: "How? I've given her justice, an army and the Iron Fleet, yet she gives me no sign of affection. My heart is nearly broken." (Convincing Argument)

27:53 (+3) Theon Greyjoy:

After sneaking aboard Euron's ship, Theon frees his sister Yara. (New Follower/Prisoner)

29:07 (+3) Theon Greyjoy:

Yara: "You want to go to Wintefell. To fight for the Starks. Go. What is dead may never die."
Theon: "What is dead may never die." (House Words)

Insults Delivered / Funny Lines

10:34 (+3) Lyanna Mormont:

to Jon Snow: "You left Winterfell a King and came back a - I'm not sure what you are now. A lord? Nothing at all?" (Witty Insult)

submitted by ani (approved!)

19:58 (+3) Euron Greyjoy:

Cersei: "20,000 men is it? is it?"
Harry Strickland: "Yes, your Grace. A few died in transit."
Euron Greyjoy: "They cheated at dice. Or maybe I cheated. Someone cheated." (Funny Line)

This one feels a little marginal? -nyan

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2019 Apr 15 mlopez likes this
I laughed out loud! -christiandigby3

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2019 Apr 15 dlapato likes this
I chuckled -vjdev2015

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2019 Apr 15
This 'Funny Line' is garbage. Who actually laughed at this? -padrebojangles

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2019 Apr 18
@padrebojangles this category is going to be subjective and I don't disagree with you here. This will probably not happen this week but I'd like to open up more avenues for sentiment analysis (votes instead of likes) and provide an objective way to decide what counts. -nyan

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21:52 (+3) Euron Greyjoy:

Cersei: "You're insolent. I've executed men for less."
Euron: "They were lesser men." (Witty Insult)

41:22 (+3) Samwell Tarly:

Daenerys: "So you're the man."
Sam: "Um... which... man? am I... your Grace?" (Funny Line)

50:40 (+3) Tormund Giantsbane:

Eddison Tollet: "Stay back, he's got blue eyes!"
Tormund: "I've always had blue eyes!!!" (Funny Line)

Glasses of Wine Consumed

19:16 (+5) Euron Greyjoy:

Euron drinks from his flask while chatting with Yara Greyjoy onboard his ship. He offers to Yara but she is apparently too proud to sell herself out for the fantasy points. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

Acts of Intercourse

25:25 (+5) Euron Greyjoy:

Euron chats with Cersei after a romp in her chambers. (Act of Intercourse)

25:25 (+5) Euron Greyjoy:

Euron's right cheek is glimpsed as he pulls up his britches in Cersei's bedchambers. (Non-sexual Nude Scene)

41:13 (+5) Jorah Mormont:

Jorah gently caresses the Khaleesi's elbow as he points out where Samwell is in the library. (Act of Intercourse)

submitted by nyan (approved!)

A Game of Thrones

41:17 (+1) Samwell Tarly:

Sam scoots out of his library seat as he is startled by Daenerys and Jorah. (Basic Seat)

Special

6:22 (+3) Varys:

Tyrion, as he and Varys arrive to a frigid Winterfell: "You should consider yourself lucky. At least your balls won't freeze off." (Special)

6:28 (+3) Varys:

Varys: "You take great offense at dwarf jokes, but love telling eunuch jokes. Why is that?"
Tyrion: "Because I have balls... and you don't" (Special)

25:53 (+3) Euron Greyjoy:

Euron questions Cersei about his performance compared to her other lovers.
Euron: "So how do I compare to the fat king?"
Cersei: "You're insulting my late husband?"
Euron: "Are you offended?"
Cersei: "Robert had a different whore every night, but he still didn't know his way around a woman's body."
Euron: "And the Kingslayer?"
Cersei: "You enjoy risking your neck, don't you?" (Special)

26:36 (+3) Euron Greyjoy:

to Cersei: "I'm going to put a prince in your belly." (Special)

41:17 (+3) Samwell Tarly:

Sam is reading a book in the Winterfell library as Daenerys and Jorah walk in. (Special)

41:30 (+3) Jorah Mormont:

Jorah reunites with Sam and they talk about his former Greyscale condition.
Dany: "The man who saved Ser Jorah when no one else could."
Jorah: "They could. They just wouldn't." (Special)

submitted by nickg (approved!)

46:31 (+3) Samwell Tarly:

Sam mentions the book he found out Jon's lineage from: "Bran and I worked it out. I have a High Septon's diary, and Bran has... whatever Bran has." (Special)

submitted by dtsantise (approved!)

The Feels

29:17 (+5) Theon Greyjoy:

Theon and Yara share an embrace before they part ways to fight their separate parts of the war.
Yara: "You want to go to Wintefell. To fight for the Starks. Go. What is dead may never die."
Theon: "What is dead may never die."
Yara: "But kill the bastards anyway." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)

42:22 (+15) Samwell Tarly:

Sam hears the news of the deaths of his father Randyll and brother Dickon from the executioner herself.
Daenerys: "I offered to let him retain his lands and titles if he bent the knee. He refused."
Samwell: "Well at least I'll be allowed home again, now that my brother's the lord."
Daenerys: "Your brother stood with your father." (Sad Feels)

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agree ^ this was an absolutely brutal moment and deserves more than +1 -ryanmcfarlane09

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Agreed, most heart-wrenching moment of episode 1, should be scored higher -Ser Vincent

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2019 Apr 15 vjdev2015 likes this
Should be more than 1 point -roisin.guargena

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50:39 (+3) Eddison Tollett:

Edd and Tormund Giantsbane stumble upon each other at the Last Hearth.

Edd: "Stand back, he's got blue eyes!"
Tormund: "I've always had blue eyes!!" (Ridiculously Funny Moment)

submitted by niketbp (approved!)

Considering adding a category for "funny moments", that would apply to the Drogon/Jon interaction as well. The problem I'm struggling with is how to properly reward vs just throwing out free points to everybody who shows up in a scene. The funny line gives a score to Tormund who is the one delivering the payoff, it doesn't feel equitable that Edd and especially Beric are getting points just for being there. -nyan

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2019 Apr 16 mlopez likes this
Hmm yeah that's difficult. Perhaps not Beric then, since he was just there, but maybe Ed because he was a part of that interaction though? Tough to say :/ -niketbp

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2019 Apr 16 mlopez likes this
I agree, I think Ed should get something for that exchange -mlopez

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What would be great is if we could come up with the scoring rubric for who gets points in a "funny scene" so there's a consistent guideline for future episodes. Drogon, Jon, Edd, Tormund feel like the deserving characthers here. This is also something I'd nudge towards the Feels category. -nyan

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50:39 (+3) Tormund Giantsbane:

Edd and Tormund Giantsbane stumble upon each other at the Last Hearth.

Edd: "Stand back, he's got blue eyes!"
Tormund: "I've always had blue eyes!!" (Ridiculously Funny Moment)

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