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Theon Greyjoy

You Win or You Die

drafted by Mother of Hellions

+1 point for scenes where Theon refers to himself as "Reek"
+1 point when his missing manhood is referenced

Raw Stats

Total	Kills	Politics	Insults	Wine	Sex	Thrones	Deaths	Special	Feels
79	46	6	0	0	0	0	7	0	20

Event Log

Kills

Episode 1: Winterfell

27:15 (+2) Theon Greyjoy:

Theon kills a member of Euron's crew as he leads a squad of Ironborn on a rescue mission to save his sister Yara Greyjoy. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

submitted by kevinreading66 (approved!)

Original submission: "Theon and his team board the boat to save Yara, 4 arrows are used to kill people working on the boat. The camera then cuts to Theon and his team with Theon at the front with his bow and arrow cocked, surely he deserves some points for these kills?"

There were actually 5 kills and on-screen we see a squad of 4 (including Theon). Given the scenario I've scored 1 for Theon (Euron's men were killed in quick succession, so presumably they all landed their shots).

For future references, I *would* say this is a bit of a grey(joy) area, with the fudged assumption that they didn't have time to reload much, so Theon must've landed his first shot. If there were 5 arrow kills and Theon had boarded with 20 goodmen, I don't think he would have gotten any points. Similar for 200 arrow kills and 20 men shooting, or if we saw arrows flying around and missing. These scenarios would put enough plausibility that Theon did not land his shots.

The scoring criteria wants to see strong attribution happen on-screen, else we have submissions like "Tormund and Jon were like 2/10 of soldiers in the Battle of Bastards at this point and there's a pile of 150 bodies around them, clearly they did 20% of those kills". It ends up cheapening the points for legitimate kills the characters do 1:1. -nyan

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2019 Apr 16
Also so much for having a crew of elite mutes who can't warn each other in the event of a surprise attack, eh Euron? -nyan

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27:34 (+2) Theon Greyjoy:

Theon throws an axe into the skull of the Ironborn soldier guarding Yara Greyjoy. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

Episode 3: The Long Night

55:20 (+2) Theon Greyjoy:

Theon shoots down a wight with a flaming arrow as the Ironborn protect Bran in the Godswood. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

62:04 (+2) Theon Greyjoy:

Theon shoots down a charging wight in the Godswood. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

62:08 (+4) Theon Greyjoy:

Theon shoots down two more wights as they storm into the Godswood. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

+ 1 more

65:28 (+4) Theon Greyjoy:

Theon makes his last stand, killing two wights with his last two arrows. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

65:43 (+10) Theon Greyjoy:

Making his last stand after running out of arrows, Theon bashes in a wight with his bow, and finds a spear to fend off four more wights. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

69:00 (+6) Theon Greyjoy:

Theon cuts down three more wights as Bran's last defender in the Godswood. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

69:58 (+14) Theon Greyjoy:

Theon kills off 7 more wights in the final final stand in the Godswood. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

Political Wins

Episode 1: Winterfell

27:53 (+3) Theon Greyjoy:

After sneaking aboard Euron's ship, Theon frees his sister Yara. (New Follower/Prisoner)

29:07 (+3) Theon Greyjoy:

Yara: "You want to go to Wintefell. To fight for the Starks. Go. What is dead may never die."
Theon: "What is dead may never die." (House Words)

Deaths

Episode 3: The Long Night

63:23 (+5) Theon Greyjoy:

Theon is impaled by a spear shard after one last valiant charge against the Night King.

Bran: "Theon. You're a good man. Thank you." (Death)

Episode 4: The Last of the Starks

4:04 (+2) Theon Greyjoy:

Theon lies atop a funeral pyre after the battle of Winterfell, as Sansa says goodbye. (Dead Body Appearance)

The Feels

Episode 1: Winterfell

29:17 (+5) Theon Greyjoy:

Theon and Yara share an embrace before they part ways to fight their separate parts of the war.
Yara: "You want to go to Wintefell. To fight for the Starks. Go. What is dead may never die."
Theon: "What is dead may never die."
Yara: "But kill the bastards anyway." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)

Episode 2: A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms

23:25 (+5) Theon Greyjoy:

Theon and Sansa share a heartfelt hug as he returns to the North with his Ironborn.

"I want to fight for Winterfell, Lady Sansa. If you'll have me." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)

Episode 3: The Long Night

32:36 (+5) Theon Greyjoy:

Bran to Theon: "Everything you did brought you where you are now. Where you belong. Home." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)

submitted by brendan.hamme (approved!)

71:14 (+5) Theon Greyjoy:

Bran: "Theon. You're a good man. Thank you." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)

submitted by nyan (approved!)

10 more comments - see full thread

😭💔 -kschamber

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2019 Apr 30
This is my personal bias but I think Bran is a soulless robot and deserves nothing in this category until he snaps out of it and becomes Bran. But he probably gets a Feels of the Week +15 score at that point. -nyan

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2019 Apr 30
Do the white walkers get points for their deaths? -bcharleshayes

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