Matchup: Arya Ready for It? vs Gordon Ramsay Bolton for Ep 2

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Arya Ready for It? (kathyoreilly5)

Character	Drafted	Total	Wine	Sex	Thrones	Special	Feels
Podrick Payne	#34	24	10	0	3	6	5
Grey Worm	#15	16	0	5	0	6	5
Lyanna Mormont	#39	3	0	0	0	3	0
Greasy-haired White Walkers This is a clean-shaven White Walker with long greasy hair, one f the Night King's lieutenants. He was present at the dragon battle at the Frozen Lake.	#46	0	0	0	0	0	0
Wight Giants (extras)	#27	0	0	0	0	0	0
Drogon	#10	0	0	0	0	0	0
Cersei Lannister	#3	0	0	0	0	0	0
Varys	#22	0	0	0	0	0	0
Totals		43	10	5	3	15	10

Gordon Ramsay Bolton (jkirkpatrick1990)

Character	Drafted	Total	Insults	Wine	Thrones	Feels
Tyrion Lannister	#9	27	18	5	4	0
Davos Seaworth	#28	10	3	0	2	5
Beric Dondarrion	#40	6	0	5	1	0
Euron Greyjoy	#21	0	0	0	0	0
Hot Pie	#45	0	0	0	0	0
Qyburn	#33	0	0	0	0	0
White Walker (Night King)	#4	0	0	0	0	0
Wight Army (Extras)	#16	0	0	0	0	0
Totals		43	21	10	7	5

Insults Delivered / Funny Lines

12:40 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:

Tyrion comments on the Lannister brothers reunion as they are spat upon by Northerners.

"Well, here we are... together again. And the masses rejoice." (Funny Line)

13:41 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:

Jaime: "Don't be too hard on yourself. She fooled me more than anybody."
Tyrion: "She never fooled you. You always knew exactly what she was. And you loved her anyway." (Witty Insult)

14:06 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:

Tyrion: "So, we're going to die. At Winterfell. Not the death I would've chosen. I always pictured myself dying in my own bed, at the age of 80, with a belly fully of wine and a [in unison with Jaime] girl's mouth around my cock." (Funny Line)

30:43 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:

Tyrion: "You've had a strange journey."
Bran: "Stranger than most."
Tyrion: "I'd like to hear about it.
Bran: "It's a long story."
Tyrion: "If only we were in a castle, in the middle of winter with nowhere to go." (Funny Line)

34:58 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:

to Jaime: "I wish father were here. I would love to see the look on his face when he realizes his two sons are about to die defending Winterfell." (Funny Line)

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36:17 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:

Brienne: "We didn't meant to interrupt, we were just looking for someplace warm to-"
Tyrion: "-to contemplate your imminent death. You've come to the right place." (Funny Line)

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51:19 (+3) Davos Seaworth:

Tyrion: "How about a song? One of you must know one. Ser Davos?"
Davos: "You'll pray for a quick death. (Funny Line)

Glasses of Wine Consumed

34:50 (+5) Tyrion Lannister:

Tyrion drinks in front of the fireplace at Winterfell as he chats with Jaime. "I wish father were here." (Glass of Wine Consumed)

He drinks in every scene after this, it doesn't count? -guy.v

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2019 Apr 23 hapesnova likes this
He also offered and poured glasses to other people. In adition, he overflowing a cup of glass and disobey lady Brienne oreder. -guy.v

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2019 Apr 23 hapesnova likes this
If you can find me a timestamp that would be great. I watched for this but aside from Jaime and Podrick, none of the characters actually drink anything after the first scene (they only hold the cups). -nyan

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36:41 (+5) Podrick Payne:

Podrick gulps down the overflowing full cup of wine poured by Tyrion. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

41:24 (+5) Beric Dondarrion:

Beric drinks from Sandor Clegane's wineskin after reminding Arya how old and miserably shitty his company is. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

51:10 (+5) Podrick Payne:

Podrick drinks the last of his cup after Davos declares, "we're out of wine." (Glass of Wine Consumed)

Acts of Intercourse

52:30 (+5) Grey Worm :

Grey Worm gives Missandei one last kiss as he joins formation with the Unsullied. (Act of Intercourse)

A Game of Thrones

30:43 (+1) Tyrion Lannister:

Tyrion sits down to hear Bran's story.

Bran: "It's a long story."
Tyrion: "If only we were in a castle, in the middle of winter with nowhere to go." (Basic Seat)

34:50 (+1) Tyrion Lannister:

Tyrion sits in a chair by the fireplace at Winterfell, chatting with Jaime. "I wish father were here." (Basic Seat)

37:27 (+1) Podrick Payne:

Podrick takes a seat among the fireplace crew. (Basic Seat)

40:39 (+1) Beric Dondarrion:

Unlike the scrubby Arya Stark and Sandor Clegane who are laid out on the floor, Beric Dondarrion is a knight and a man of taste, and chooses a small artisanal barrel to squat on as he joins them on the Winterfell ramparts. (Basic Seat)

44:39 (+1) Tyrion Lannister:

Davos and the fireplace crew continue sitting. (Basic Seat)

44:39 (+1) Davos Seaworth:

Davos and the fireplace crew continue sitting. (Basic Seat)

45:04 (+1) Podrick Payne:

Podrick and the fireplace crew continue sitting. (Basic Seat)

51:06 (+1) Tyrion Lannister:

Tyrion sits as Davos declares "we're out of wine" to the fireplace crew. (Basic Seat)

51:10 (+1) Podrick Payne:

Podrick is sitting as Davos declares "we're out of wine" to the fireplace crew. (Basic Seat)

51:10 (+1) Davos Seaworth:

Davos sits as he declares "we're out of wine" to the fireplace crew. (Basic Seat)

Special

15:42 (+3) Podrick Payne:

Podrick impresses in a sparring session on the training grounds at Winterfell.

Jaime: "He's come a long way."
Brienne: "He's alright. Still has a lot to learn." (Special)

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This is added as a new Special for Podrick: "surprising people with how good he is at a task" -nyan

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2019 Apr 23 Lem Lemoncake, dneanover, vjdev2015, jayson.the.pirate like this
He's supposed to get points for failing at basic tasks not succeeding! Now you're just changing the entire character... -brendan.hamme

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2019 Apr 23
If this is a new special, I believe he should get points for singing also. I realize he already got points for the song as a warm fuzzy moment, but it should count as another 3 for his special -coreymarkhembree

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2019 Apr 23 nyan, kschamber, craigdietz20, jayson.the.pirate, 2 others like this
Podrick's singing has been additionally scored under this special as well! https://fantasora.com/event/4135 -nyan

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31:51 (+6) Grey Worm :

"I am loyal to my Queen. I will fight for her until her *enemies* are *defeated.* (Special)

49:02 (+3) Lyanna Mormont:

Lyanna tells off Jorah Mormont for trying to convince her to stay safe in the crypts.

Lyanna: "I have trained my men, women and children. I have fought before. I can fight again.
JORAH: "Please, listen to me. You're the future of our house."
LYANNA: "I don't need you to remind me of that."
Jorah: "You'll be safer in the crypt. These things we're fighting-
Lyanna: "I will not hide underground. I pledged to fight for the North - and I will fight."
Samwell, interrupting: "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't mean to-"
Lyanna: "It's all right. We're done here." (Special)

51:37 (+3) Podrick Payne:

After he gets passed over by the group as Tyrion Lannister entreats a song, Podrick surprises the group with his rich and moving rendition of the ballad, "Jenny of Oldstones". (Special)

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The Feels

24:38 (+5) Davos Seaworth:

Davos encounters a Northern girl with a scarred face, much like Shireen Baratheon's.

Nothern girl: "Which way should I go?"
Davos: "Which way do you want to go?" (Sad Feels)

31:51 (+5) Grey Worm :

Grey Worm and Missandei make plans for summer vacation after the war is done.
Missandei: "My people are peaceful. We cannot protect ourselves."
Grey Worm: "My people are not peaceful. We will protect you." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)

51:00 (+5) Podrick Payne:

Podrick delivers a heartfelt rendition of the ballad, "Jenny of Oldstones":

"High in the halls of the Kings who are gone
Jenny would dance with her ghosts
The ones she had lost and the ones she had found
And the ones who had loved her the most
The ones who'd been gone for so very long
She couldn't remember their names
They spun her around on the damp old stones
Spun away all her sorrow and pain
And she never wanted to leave
Never wanted to leave...
Never wanted to leave...
Never wanted to leave...
Never wanted to leave...
Never wanted to leave..." (Sad Feels)

He should get an extra point for each feels moment that happened during his song. The song made all those moments way more emotional. And it was so beautiful I think it’s worth more than the standard 5 points. -kschamber

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2019 Apr 22 imonaship12, conor_finlay, IPKOB, touindisguise like this
I second the above, the song was very clutch in bringing everyone together in a somber and nostalgic way -touindisguise

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2019 Apr 24
I would also argue that this impressed and surprised everyone, points to podrick for surprising people with a task he’s good at -touindisguise

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