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Matchup: Ewww that’s your aunt vs Tywin or die trying for Ep 2 | Fantasora

Character Drafted Total Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
#11 59 0 0 15 5 0 3 0 30 6
#6 37 0 3 9 5 15 0 0 0 5
#27 14 0 0 3 0 5 0 0 6 0
#22 11 0 6 0 0 0 0 0 0 5
#59 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
#38 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
#43 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
#54 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Totals 121 0 9 27 10 20 3 0 36 16

Character Drafted Total Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
#19 19 0 0 9 5 0 0 0 0 5
#3 17 0 3 9 0 0 2 0 3 0
#30 16 0 0 6 0 0 0 0 0 10
#14 14 0 3 0 0 0 3 0 3 5
#35 3 0 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
#51 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
#46 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
#62 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Totals 69 0 9 24 5 0 5 0 6 20

Political Wins
Jorah convinces Daenerys to forgive Tyrion's failures and keep him on as Hand of the Queen. (Convincing Argument)
Theon returns North and pledges his services to Sansa. "I want to fight for Winterfell, Lady Sansa. If you'll have me." (New Follower/Prisoner)
Arya receives the new dragonglass spear she commissioned from Gendry. (New Weapon)
Samwell gifts the Tarly family sword to Jorah.

Samwell: "And I'd love to defend them with it. But I can't really hold it upright. Your father, he taught me how to be a man. How to do what's right. This is right."
(New Weapon)
Daenerys learns that Jon Snow may be the trueborn son of her brother, Rhaegar Targaryen, and a rival claimant to the Iron Throne. (Secret Discovery)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
to Jaime Lannister: "Your sister pledged to send her army north... I don’t see an army. I see one man with one hand." (Witty Insult)
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Tyrion: "Your Grace, I know my brother-"
Daenerys: "Like you knew your sister?"
(Witty Insult)
to Gendry: "I know Death. He's got many faces. I look forward to seeing this one. (Threat)
Daenerys: "I'm here because I love your brother. And I trust him. And I know he's true to his word. He's only the second man in my life I can say that about."
Sansa: "Who was the first?"
Daenerys: "Someone taller."
(Funny Line)
Sam defends his renowned fighting abilities
Jon Snow: "If you want to join them (Gilly and little Sam in the crypts)..."
Sam: "Everyone seems to forget that I was the first man to kill a White Walker. I've killed Thenns-"
Edd: "Thenn."
Sam: "I've saved Gilly more than once. I stole a *considerable* number of books from the Citadel library. Survived the Fist of the First Men. You need me out there!"
Edd: "Well if that's where it's come to we really are fucked."
(Funny Line)
Edd: "Well if that's where it's come to we really are fucked."
Sam: "Well- calling you fucked wouldn't be strictly accurate."
(Witty Insult)
Tyrion: "Would you like a drink?"
Tormund: "Brought my own." [holds up horn of weird milk]
(Funny Line)
The telephone game of Westerosi epithets makes its way to Tormund.
to Jaime: "They call you Kingkiller."
(Funny Line)
Tormund tells the story of his name, Giantsbane.

"They call me Giantsbane. Want to know why?
I killed a giant when I was 10. Then I climbed right into bed with his wife.
When she woke up, you know what she did? Suckled me at her teat for three months.
Thought I was her baby. That's how I got so strong. Giant's milk."
(Funny Line)
to Arya: "You never used to shut up, now you're just sitting there like a mute." (Funny Line)
As Beric walks by to interrupt the moment between Arya Stark and Sandor:

"Oh for fuck's sake - may as well be at a bloody wedding."
(Funny Line)
Beric Dondarrion: "The Lord of Light has brought us together all the same. This is his moment. When light-"
Sandor: "Thoros isn't here anymore, so I hope you're not about to give a sermon. Because if you are, the Lord of Light's gonna wonder why he brought you back 19 times just to watch you die when I chuck you over this fucking wall."
(Threat)
to Sandor and Beric: "I'm not spending my final hours with you two miserable old shits." (Witty Insult)
42:40 (+3) Gendry:
Gendry with the deflection as he gets grilled by Arya.
Gendry: "Then she (Melisandre) tied me up, stripped me down, put leeches all over me."
Arya: "Was that your first time?"
Gendry: "No, yeah, I've never had leeches put all over my cock."
(Funny Line)
to Gendry: "I'm not the Red Woman. Take your own bloody pants off." (Funny Line)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
Sandor drinks from his wineskin atop the ramparts of Winterfell. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Sandor shares his wineskin with Arya atop the ramparts of Winterfell. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Acts of Intercourse
44:21 (+15) Arya Stark:
Arya spends her last night rolling around with Gendry among the burlap sacks. "We're probably going to die soon. I want to know what it's like before that happens." (Act of Intercourse)
44:21 (+5) Gendry:
Gendry and Arya spend possibly their last night rolling among the burlap sacks. "We're probably going to die soon. I want to know what it's like before that happens." (Act of Intercourse)
A Game of Thrones
Daenerys sits at the head of the table in Winterfall's hall as she interrogates Jaime. (Basic Seat)
Sansa is seated at the head table in Winterfell as the court interrogates Jaime Lannister. (Basic Seat)
Sansa sits down with Daenerys during their 1:1 chat. (Basic Seat)
Tormund sits down to regale the fireplace crew with the story of how he was named Giantsbane. (Basic Seat)
Tormund and the fireplace crew continue sitting. (Basic Seat)
Tormund is sitting as Davos declares "we're out of wine" to the fireplace crew. (Basic Seat)
Special
Daenerys rocks a lighter crimson and gray coat inside the hall of Winterfell. (Special)
8:29 (+3) Gendry:
Gendry tends to the coals in the forge at Winterfell and starts to hammer a piece of metal. (Special)
Tormund gives the eye to Brienne during the battle planning meeting (3 seconds)

"We're all going to die... but at least we die together."
(Special)
41:42 (+3) Gendry:
Gendry delivers the dragonglass spear he forged for Arya. (Special)
The Feels
Tormund bear tackles Jon Snow in the courtyard as the Beyond-the-Wall gang reunites in Winterfell. (Funny Line)
The three remaining Night's Watch members share some banter and reflect on their beginnings.
Samwell: "Think back to where we started. Us, Grenn, Pyp."
Jon: "Now it's just us three."
Edd: "Last man left, burn the rest of us."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Tormund shotguns his entire horn of "giants' milk" as it pours down all over his beard to the dismay of Davos and others. (Ridiculously Funny Moment)
Arya and the Hound share a drink atop the ramparts of Winterfell.

Arya: "No, I mean, what are you doing up here? You joined the Brotherhood. You went beyond the Wall with Jon. You're here now. Why? When was the last time you fought for anyone but yourself?"
Sandor: "I fought for you, didn't I?"
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Arya and the Hound share a drink atop the ramparts of Winterfell.

Arya: "No, I mean, what are you doing up here? You joined the Brotherhood. You went beyond the Wall with Jon. You're here now. Why? When was the last time you fought for anyone but yourself?"
Sandor: "I fought for you, didn't I?"
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Jorah receives Heartsbane, Tarly family sword from Samwell, as a remembrance to his father, the Lord Commander Jeor Mormont.

Samwell: "And I'd love to defend them with it. But I can't really hold it upright. Your father, he taught me how to be a man. How to do what's right. This is right."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)
Jorah receives Heartsbane, the Tarly family sword from Samwell, as a remembrance to his father, the Lord Commander Jeor Mormont.

Samwell: "And I'd love to defend them with it. But I can't really hold it upright. Your father, he taught me how to be a man. How to do what's right. This is right."
(Warm Fuzzy Moment)