Jon Snow
Party on, Tarth!
drafted by Cersei U Next Tuesday
* +1 each time he unintentionally drops Longclaw
* +1 point each time he is called a bastard in his presence
* Ghost's actions contribute to his points.
Raw Stats
Total | Kills | Politics | Insults | Wine | Sex | Thrones | Deaths | Special | Feels |
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185 | 85 | 42 | 12 | 5 | 5 | 0 | 0 | 36 | 0 |
Event Log
Kills
Jon cuts the rope holding the gallows platform at Castle Black, executing Ser Alliser Thorne, Bowen Marsh, Othell Yarwyck, and Olly for their roles in the plot to assassinate him.
(Kill of Named Character)
After stumbling between the charging cavalry forces in a daze, Jon scores his first kill, knocking a Bolton soldier off his horse and then finishing him off on the ground.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jon cuts down six more soldiers on the battlefield as he dodges charging cavalry and arrow barrages streaming from the sky.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jon cuts down 3 more Bolton soldiers in between arrow barrages from Ramsay's archers.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jon cuts down 4 more Bolton soldiers as the mounds of bodies begin to pile up on the battlefield.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jon slits the throat of a Bolton soldier shortly after Davos and Smalljon Umber charge into the fray.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jon stabs through a Bolton soldier as his forces attempt to break through the encircling Bolton army.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
Jon uses a spin move to dodge and cut down a Bolton soldier from behind.
(Kill of Unnamed Character)
After the Stark forces breach the Winterfell walls, Ramsay challenges Jon to single combat: "You suggested one-on-one combat, didn't you? I've reconsidered. I think that sounds like a wonderful idea."
Jon blocks all three of Ramsay's longbow shots with a Mormont shield, and finally moves in close enough to Ramsay to pummel him into the ground. (Major Injury of Named Character)
Jon blocks all three of Ramsay's longbow shots with a Mormont shield, and finally moves in close enough to Ramsay to pummel him into the ground. (Major Injury of Named Character)
Political Wins
Jon Snow reclaims Longclaw from his desk, after its ownership briefly transferred to Davos Seaworth during his death.
(New Weapon)
Melisandre becomes the latest devotee to the Jon Snow Fan Club.
Davos Seaworth: "Will you stay here at Castle Black?"
Melisandre: "I will do as Jon Snow commands."
Davo: "You serve Jon Snow now?"
Melisandre: "He is the Prince that was Promised." (New Follower/Prisoner)
Davos Seaworth: "Will you stay here at Castle Black?"
Melisandre: "I will do as Jon Snow commands."
Davo: "You serve Jon Snow now?"
Melisandre: "He is the Prince that was Promised." (New Follower/Prisoner)
Lyanna Mormont pledges her house to Jon Snow's fighting forces: "House Mormont has kept faith with House Stark for a thousand years... We will not break faith today."
(New Follower/Prisoner)
After Wun Wun single-handedly breaks down the Winterfell gates, Jon Snow and his forces storm in, killing the remaining garrison of Bolton soldiers and defeating Ramsay Bolton.
(Victorious Battle)
Jon retakes Winterfell for House Stark after defeating Ramsay Bolton and the rest of the Bolton army.
(Acquire a New Castle/City/Army/Loot)
After being defeated in one-on-one combat, Ramsay is imprisoned in the kennels of Winterfell.
(New Follower/Prisoner)
After Davos reveals that Melisandre had burned Princess Shireen at the stake and asks permission to execute her, Jon Snow elects the middle route and excommunicates her from the North. "Ride south today. If you return to the North, I'll have you hanged as a murderer."
(Executive Decision)
The Northern Lords Madnerly, Glover, Cerwyn declare their allegiance for Jon Snow as the King in the North.
Lord Wyman Manderly: "Lady Mormont speaks harshly, and truly ... I didn't think we'd find another king in my lifetime. I didn't commit my men to your cause, 'cause I didn't want more Manderly's dying for nothing. But I was wrong. Jon Snow avenged the Red Wedding. He is the White Wolf. The King in the North."
Lord Robett Glover: "I did not fight beside you on the field and I will regret that until my dying day. A man can only admit when he was wrong and ask forgiveness ... There will be more fights to come. House Glover will stand behind House Stark as we have for a thousand years. And I will stand behind Jon Snow. The King in the North!" (New Follower/Prisoner)
Lord Wyman Manderly: "Lady Mormont speaks harshly, and truly ... I didn't think we'd find another king in my lifetime. I didn't commit my men to your cause, 'cause I didn't want more Manderly's dying for nothing. But I was wrong. Jon Snow avenged the Red Wedding. He is the White Wolf. The King in the North."
Lord Robett Glover: "I did not fight beside you on the field and I will regret that until my dying day. A man can only admit when he was wrong and ask forgiveness ... There will be more fights to come. House Glover will stand behind House Stark as we have for a thousand years. And I will stand behind Jon Snow. The King in the North!" (New Follower/Prisoner)
Jon gains the allegiance of Lord Yohn Royce of the Vale, as he and the Northern lords declare Jon as King in the North.
(New Follower/Prisoner)
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Davos Seaworth rises with the other Northern lords in declaring their allegiance to Jon Snow as the King in the North.
(New Follower/Prisoner)
After Lyanna Mormont's rousing speech, the Northern lords declare for Jon Snow as the new King in the North.
Lyanna Mormont: "But House Mormont remembers. The North remembers. We know no king but the King in the North whose name is Stark. I don't care if he's a bastard. Ned Stark's blood runs through his veins. He's my king from this day until his last day." (New Title)
Lyanna Mormont: "But House Mormont remembers. The North remembers. We know no king but the King in the North whose name is Stark. I don't care if he's a bastard. Ned Stark's blood runs through his veins. He's my king from this day until his last day." (New Title)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
Edd: "Your eyes are still brown. Is that still you in there?"
Jon: "I think so. Hold off on burning my body for now."
(Funny Line)
Jon: "I think so. Hold off on burning my body for now."
(Funny Line)
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Edd: "Where you gonna go?"
Jon Snow: "South."
Edd: "What you gonna do?"
Jon: "Get warm?" (Funny Line)
Jon Snow: "South."
Edd: "What you gonna do?"
Jon: "Get warm?" (Funny Line)
after Sansa tastes the finest from Castle Black Brewery: "You'd think after thousands of years, the Night's Watch would have learned how to make a good ale."
(Funny Line)
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Glasses of Wine Consumed
Acts of Intercourse
Special
Roose Bolton: "Jon Snow is a bastard, not a Stark."
(Special)
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Ramsay Bolton: "Why have you come to Winterfell, Lord Umber?"
Smalljon Umber: "The bastard Jon Snow led an army of Wildlings past the Wall." (Special)
Smalljon Umber: "The bastard Jon Snow led an army of Wildlings past the Wall." (Special)
Ramsay Bolton: "Pledge your banners to House Bolton. Swear loyalty to me as Warden of the North and we will fight together to destroy the bastard and all his Wildling friends."
(Special)
Jon opens up Ramsay Bolton's letter, addressed: "To the traitor and bastard, Jon Snow."
(Special)
Ramsay Bolton's letter to Jon: "Winterfell is mine, bastard. Come and see."
(Special)
Ramsay Bolton's letter to Jon: "I want my bride back. Send her to me, bastard, and I will not trouble you or your Wildling lovers."
(Special)
Ramsay Bolton: "Come, bastard. You don't have the men, you don't have the horses, and you don't have Winterfell."
(Special)
Ramsay Bolton: "We'll find out soon enough. In the morning, then, bastard."
(Special)
Sansa Stark: "Rickon is Ned Stark's trueborn son, which makes him a greater threat to Ramsay than you, a bastard, or me, a girl."
(Special)
Petyr Baelish: "Who should the North rally behind? A trueborn daughter of Ned and Catelyn Stark born here at Winterfell? Or a motherless bastard born in the south?"
(Special)