Matchup: Dragon Queen vs Hold this dick for Ep 2

Dragon Queen (jordynanderson05)

Character	Drafted	Total	Insults	Wine	Feels
Sandor Clegane (The Hound)	#15	19	9	5	5
Qyburn	#22	0	0	0	0
Robin Arryn	#40	0	0	0	0
Tycho Nestoris	#51	0	0	0	0
Melisandre	#33	0	0	0	0
White Walker (Night King)	#4	0	0	0	0
Totals		19	9	5	5

Hold this dick (cgram257)

Character	Drafted	Total	Insults	Wine	Sex	Thrones	Special	Feels
Tormund Giantsbane	#11	59	15	5	0	3	30	6
Jaime Lannister	#8	28	9	10	0	4	0	5
Gendry	#26	14	3	0	5	0	6	0
Varys	#29	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Greasy-haired White Walkers This is a clean-shaven White Walker with long greasy hair, one f the Night King's lieutenants. He was present at the dragon battle at the Frozen Lake.	#47	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Rhaegar Targaryen	#44	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Totals		101	27	15	5	7	36	11

Insults Delivered / Funny Lines

14:06 (+3) Jaime Lannister:

Tyrion: "So, we're going to die. At Winterfell. Not the death I would've chosen. I always pictured myself dying in my own bed, at the age of 80, with a belly fully of wine and a [in unison with Jaime] girl's mouth around my cock." (Funny Line)

16:11 (+3) Jaime Lannister:

Brienne: "What are you doing? ... We have never had a conversation last this long without you insulting me, not once."
Jaime: "You want me to insult you?" (Funny Line)

26:42 (+3) Tormund Giantsbane:

"The big woman still here?" (Funny Line)

35:33 (+3) Jaime Lannister:

to Tyrion: "It wasn't so simple. I was sleeping with my sister, and you had one friend in the world - who was sleeping with his sister." (Funny Line)

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Doesn’t matter, think it’s cause Jaime got points for new follower and they’ve been changed to Brienne’s points. -conor_finlay

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2019 Apr 22
Yeah, I had a few mistakes so it's possible that Jaime's +3 got balanced out by a -3 somewhere else. If you click into your team or your matchup, it will show an event log of all the events being counted for your characters. -nyan

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2019 Apr 22
there was a correction of -3 for jamie when he got points for pledging himself to brienne -ryanmcfarlane09

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2019 Apr 22

37:26 (+3) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tyrion: "Would you like a drink?"
Tormund: "Brought my own." [holds up horn of weird milk] (Funny Line)

37:35 (+3) Tormund Giantsbane:

The telephone game of Westerosi epithets makes its way to Tormund.
to Jaime: "They call you Kingkiller." (Funny Line)

38:27 (+3) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund tells the story of his name, Giantsbane.

"They call me Giantsbane. Want to know why?
I killed a giant when I was 10. Then I climbed right into bed with his wife.
When she woke up, you know what she did? Suckled me at her teat for three months.
Thought I was her baby. That's how I got so strong. Giant's milk." (Funny Line)

39:25 (+3) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):

to Arya: "You never used to shut up, now you're just sitting there like a mute." (Funny Line)

40:16 (+3) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):

As Beric walks by to interrupt the moment between Arya Stark and Sandor:

"Oh for fuck's sake - may as well be at a bloody wedding." (Funny Line)

40:47 (+3) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):

Beric Dondarrion: "The Lord of Light has brought us together all the same. This is his moment. When light-"
Sandor: "Thoros isn't here anymore, so I hope you're not about to give a sermon. Because if you are, the Lord of Light's gonna wonder why he brought you back 19 times just to watch you die when I chuck you over this fucking wall." (Threat)

42:40 (+3) Gendry:

Gendry with the deflection as he gets grilled by Arya.
Gendry: "Then she (Melisandre) tied me up, stripped me down, put leeches all over me."
Arya: "Was that your first time?"
Gendry: "No, yeah, I've never had leeches put all over my cock." (Funny Line)

46:04 (+3) Tormund Giantsbane:

to Brienne: "I'm no King, but if I were, I'd knight you ten times over." (Funny Line)

Glasses of Wine Consumed

36:08 (+5) Jaime Lannister:

Tyrion raises a toast - "to the perils of self-betterment" and Jaime just gets his lips on the cup as Brienne and Podrick barge in. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

38:27 (+5) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund shotguns his entire horn of "giants' milk" as it pours down all over his beard to the dismay of Davos and others. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

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38:53 (+5) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):

Sandor drinks from his wineskin atop the ramparts of Winterfell. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

45:50 (+5) Jaime Lannister:

Jaime refills his cup as the fireplace crew talks about the sexism of knighthood in Westeros. (Glass of Wine Consumed)

Acts of Intercourse

44:21 (+5) Gendry:

Gendry and Arya spend possibly their last night rolling among the burlap sacks. "We're probably going to die soon. I want to know what it's like before that happens." (Act of Intercourse)

I think this should be phrased differently. This wasn't a quid pro quo transaction. This was Arya reaching out affirmatively, demonstrating sexual agency, and choosing Gendry to have this experience with because she trusts him. She would have done the same thing even without the weapon. -power.suit

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2019 Apr 22 sperlingjason, nyan, Lem Lemoncake, chalisegrogan like this
Oh definitely, not at all - sorry if this implied that, it was attempting to put some kind of color onto the event descriptions. Lemme change it to match Arya's for now and see I'll revisit if I think up anything better while writing the blog post. -nyan

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2019 Apr 22
Maybe this is already included in these 5 points, but shouldn't there be 2 intercourse scenes scored? There's the shot on the sacks and then again later when Arya and Gendry are shown in bed. Implied sex. -the_catherine316

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2019 Apr 22

A Game of Thrones

34:50 (+1) Jaime Lannister:

Jaime sits in front of the fireplace in Winterfell with Tyrion. (Basic Seat)

36:55 (+1) Jaime Lannister:

Jaime sits back down on his chair after inviting their new guests around the fireplace. (Basic Seat)

37:55 (+1) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund sits down to regale the fireplace crew with the story of how he was named Giantsbane. (Basic Seat)

44:38 (+1) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund and the fireplace crew continue sitting. (Basic Seat)

44:39 (+1) Jaime Lannister:

Jaime and the fireplace crew continue sitting. (Basic Seat)

51:06 (+1) Jaime Lannister:

Tyrion sits as Davos declares "we're out of wine" to the fireplace crew. (Basic Seat)

51:10 (+1) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund is sitting as Davos declares "we're out of wine" to the fireplace crew. (Basic Seat)

Special

8:29 (+3) Gendry:

Gendry tends to the coals in the forge at Winterfell and starts to hammer a piece of metal. (Special)

25:55 (+3) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund greets Jon with a bear tackle and calls him "My little Crow." (Special)

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30:05 (+9) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund gives the eye to Brienne during the battle planning meeting (3 seconds)

"We're all going to die... but at least we die together." (Special)

37:11 (+18) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund stares at Brienne as he enters the fireplace room (6 cumulative seconds staring at Brienne). She stares back.
"It could be our last night in this world, you know?" (Special)

41:42 (+3) Gendry:

Gendry delivers the dragonglass spear he forged for Arya. (Special)

The Feels

25:52 (+3) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund bear tackles Jon Snow in the courtyard as the Beyond-the-Wall gang reunites in Winterfell. (Funny Line)

Doesn't he also call Jon a crow here - does that count toward his special? I guess there's no mention of `killing` but idk if there's precedent -dennis

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2019 Apr 22 dneanover likes this
@dennis he doesn't really do crow killing anymore, so I'm onboard with changing this. This is outdated from S4. -nyan

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Yeah I think generally if he says "crow" at all it should count now, as it's pretty rare as it is -dennis

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2019 Apr 22
Shouldn't Jon get points for this too and his embrace with Eddison Tollett? Considering he thought they may have been lost, to be reunited again since he left them at the Wall? -davidleelake

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38:27 (+3) Tormund Giantsbane:

Tormund shotguns his entire horn of "giants' milk" as it pours down all over his beard to the dismay of Davos and others. (Ridiculously Funny Moment)

39:25 (+5) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):

Arya and the Hound share a drink atop the ramparts of Winterfell.

Arya: "No, I mean, what are you doing up here? You joined the Brotherhood. You went beyond the Wall with Jon. You're here now. Why? When was the last time you fought for anyone but yourself?"
Sandor: "I fought for you, didn't I?" (Warm Fuzzy Moment)

47:37 (+5) Jaime Lannister:

Jaime knights Brienne of Tarth

"In the name of the Warrior, I charge you to be brave.
In the name of the Father, I charge you to be just.
In the name of the Mother, I charge you to defend the innocent.
Arise, Brienne of Tarth - a knight of the Seven Kingdoms." (Warm Fuzzy Moment)

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