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Matchup: You're Not My Real Dad vs We do not sew for Ep 1 | Fantasora

Matchup: You're Not My Real Dad vs We do not sew for Ep 1

Pentos Hodor (Public #224)

You're Not My Real Dad (Nickers)

Character Drafted Total Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
Brienne of Tarth
A skilled fighter and heir to House Tarth. A sworn sword to the late Catelyn Stark, she continues her mission to ensure the safety of the Stark girls.
#5 11 8 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Daario Naharis
Leader of the Second Sons, a sellsword company who now serves Daenerys Targaryen. He is also one of Daneerys' trusted advisors and her lover.
#28 3 0 0 3 0 0 0 0 0 0
Brynden Tully (Blackfish)
Known as the Blackfish, Brynden is the uncle of Catelyn Stark and Edmure Tully. He escaped the events of the Red Wedding, but his whereabouts are unknown.
#53 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
High Priestess Kinvara
The High Priestess of the Red Temple in Volantis.
#60 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Gregor Clegane (The Mountain)
A knight and the head of House Clegane, bannermen to the Lannisters. He defeated Prince Oberyn Martell in a trial by combat for Tyrion Lannister's role in King Joffrey's death, although he was gravely injured in the fight. He appears to have recovered (in some form) under Grand Maester Qyburn's care, and returns to serve as a member of the Kingsguard.
#12 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Yara Greyjoy
Theon's older sister, Yara was raised on the Iron Islands as a true Ironborn. She is a fearsome fighter and commands a longship of her own.
#44 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Euron Greyjoy
An uncle to Theon Greyjoy, Euron is an infamous pirate who has terrorized seas all around the world. He is described as cunning, ruthless, and with a touch of madness.
#21 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Randyll Tarly
Samwell Tarly's disapproving father. He is the Lord of House Tarly, and was one of the greatest soldiers in Westeros.
#37 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Totals 14 8 3 3 0 0 0 0 0 0

We do not sew (charliestpierre)

Character Drafted Total Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
Melisandre
A Red Priestess from Asshai, Melisandre served as a close advisor to Stannis Baratheon until she abandoned his cause at the Battle of Winterfell against the Boltons.
#16 20 0 0 0 0 20 0 0 0 0
Jorah Mormont
The exiled head of House Mormont. Jorah was previously one of Daenerys Targaryen's most trusted advisors before his banishment. He returned to her service during a revolt in the fighting pits of Meereen, and now travels with Daario Naharis to rescue Daenerys, who has disappeared along with one of her dragons, Drogon.
#17 6 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 6 0
Gilly
A wildling who lived north of the Wall. After she befriended Samwell Tarly, she escaped with him to Castle Black, and now sails with him to Oldtown as Sam begins his Maester's training.
#48 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Jaime Lannister
The second of the Lannister children, he is Cersei's lover and twin brother, and also the father of her three bastard children, the supposed sons and daughters of the late King Robert Baratheon. He also serves as Lord Commander of the Kingsguard, and recently returns from a mission to Dorne to rescue his daughter/niece, Myrcella Baratheon.
#1 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Kevan Lannister
The younger brother of the late Tywin Lannister, Lord of Casterly Rock. Often underestimated as his brother's inferior, Kevan is one of the few in King's Landing who is not afraid to stand up against Cersei Lannister's schemes. With Cersei's imprisonment, he has returned to serve as Hand of the King to the young King Tommen Baratheon.
#64 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Grey Worm
The leader of the Unsullied - a highly-trained army of freed slaves who serve Daenerys Targaryen.
#32 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Loras Tyrell
The heir to Highgarden and regarded as one of the most skilled knights in Westeros. He is the brother of Margaery Tyrell. He is currently imprisoned by the High Sparrow for his alleged homosexual affairs with Olyvar, the brothel owner.
#49 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Thoros of Myr
A Red Priest from the city of Myr - he is a member of the Brotherhood Without Banners, led by Beric Dondarrion.
#33 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Totals 26 0 0 0 0 20 0 0 6 0

Kills
15:49 (+2) Brienne of Tarth:
Brienne cuts down the first Bolton soldier on horseback as she and Podrick rush in to save Sansa Stark. "It's a bloody woman!" (Kill of Unnamed Character)
16:22 (+2) Brienne of Tarth:
Brienne cuts down the second Bolton soldier who stupidly dismounts his horse to engage an enemy he's knocked to the ground. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
16:31 (+2) Brienne of Tarth:
Brienne cuts down the horse of a Bolton soldier, pinning the soldier's leg (Kill of Unnamed Character)
17:00 (+2) Brienne of Tarth:
Brienne ruthlessly slits the throat of a Bolton soldier pinned under his own horse. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Political Wins
18:16 (+3) Brienne of Tarth:
After saving her from capture by the Bolton soldiers, Brienne finally convinces Sansa Stark to accept her protection.
Brienne: "Lady Sansa, I offer my services once again. I will shield your back and keep your counsel and give my life for yours if need be. I swear it, by the Old Gods and the New."
Sansa: "And I vow... that you shall always have a place by my... hearth. and..."
Podrick assist" Meat and mead at my table."
Sansa: "...meat and mead at my table. And I pledge to ask no service of you that might bring you dishonor. I swear it by the Old Gods and the New. Arise." (Convincing Argument)
submitted by moonbaseu92 (approved!)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
33:42 (+3) Daario Naharis :
to Jorah: "You're a romantic. I admire that. Sometimes I look at you and I think - 'so that's what I'll be like when I grow old.'" (Witty Insult)
Acts of Intercourse
46:53 (+20) Melisandre:
Melisandre removes her ruby necklace as she strips down to her true form in front of the mirror. (Non-sexual Nude Scene)
Special
33:27 (+3) Jorah Mormont:
Daario Naharis calls out Jorah's friendzone status like he sees it:
Jorah: "I've been all over the world. There's no escaping men like us."
Daario: "There's no escaping her, eh? You keep coming back. Why?"
Jorah: "You know why."
Daario: "Isn't it frustrating wanting someone who doesn't want you back?" (Special)
34:20 (+3) Jorah Mormont:
Jorah corrects Daario with the proper Essos terminology.
Daario: "Huh... an army?"
Jorah: "Not an army. A horde." (Special)