Euron Greyjoy
Winter is Here
drafted by The Greystargaryean Krakenwolves
+1 when he or his Ironborn is referenced as the "greatest" (including self-references)
+1 for crude sexual remarks made about women he is courting
Raw Stats
Total | Kills | Politics | Insults | Wine | Sex | Thrones | Deaths | Special | Feels |
---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
28 | 10 | 6 | 12 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 | 0 |
Event Log
Kills
44:08
(+10)
Euron Greyjoy:
Euron throws his brother Balon Greyjoy over the bridge at Pyke and into the sea. "I am the storm, brother. The first storm and the last. And you're in my way."
(Kill of Named Character)
Political Wins
23:15
(+3)
Euron Greyjoy:
Euron wins over the Ironborn caucus, despite Yara Greyjoy's early superdelegate boost from Theon. "I wasn't born to be king. I paid the iron price. And here I stand."
(Convincing Argument)
24:55
(+3)
Euron Greyjoy:
Euron survives a near-drowning baptism by the Drowned God, and is crowned with a bundle of sticks as the new King of the Iron Islands.
(New Title)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
42:13
(+3)
Euron Greyjoy:
to Balon Greyjoy: "I am the storm, brother. The first storm and the last. And you're in my way."
(Threat)
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20:40
(+3)
Euron Greyjoy:
"Little Theon. Heard you managed to fuck things right into the ground. Captured a castle you couldn't keep. Got yourself taken prisoner. Even heard you have no cock. Explains why you think a woman can be king."
(Witty Insult)
21:59
(+3)
Euron Greyjoy:
Theon: "Last I heard, you were gallivanting around the world having a grand old time."
Euron: "Gallivanting? That the sort of thing you start to say once your dick gets chopped off?" (Witty Insult)
Euron: "Gallivanting? That the sort of thing you start to say once your dick gets chopped off?" (Witty Insult)
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22:58
(+3)
Euron Greyjoy:
"I'm going to build that fleet, and I'm going to gallivant right over and give it (the Iron Fleet) to Daenarys Targaryen, along with my big cock!"
(Witty Insult)
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