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Matchup: Hotpie's sexy return vs A Lanister Always Spays it's Pets for Ep 8 | Fantasora

Matchup: Hotpie's sexy return vs A Lanister Always Spays it's Pets for Ep 8

A Song of Ice and Friendship

Hotpie's sexy return (adam.lutz77)

Character Drafted Total Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
The Waif
A disciple in the House of Black & White. Her real identity is unknown, as she is one of the many identities used by the Faceless Men in their work.
- 20 10 0 0 0 0 0 10 0 0
Brynden Tully (Blackfish)
Known as the Blackfish, Brynden is the uncle of Catelyn Stark and Edmure Tully. He escaped the events of the Red Wedding, but his whereabouts are unknown.
- 13 0 0 3 0 0 0 10 0 0
Tommen Baratheon
The King of the Seven Kingdoms after the assassination of his brother, Joffrey Baratheon. He is young and highly impressionable to the various influences in King's Landing that seek to control him.
#25 3 0 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Benjen Stark
First Ranger of the Night's Watch - in S1 he disappeared on a ranging north of the Wall and his whereabouts since then are unknown.
- 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0
Rickon Stark
The youngest of the Stark children. He splits off from Bran and travels with Osha to the Last Hearth, seat of House Umber.
#56 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0
Sansa Stark
The second eldest of the Stark children. Sansa has spent many of her past years as prisoner to the Lannisters and more recently, House Bolton, the new Warden of the North. Currently she is married to Ramsay, the heir of House Bolton, who keeps her imprisoned in Winterfell and tortures her sadistically. During the Bolton battle against Stannis Baratheon's forces, Sansa escapes over the Winterfell walls with the help of Theon Greyjoy, and the two make their way as far from the Boltons as possible. She is a huge fan of lemon cakes.
#8 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Catelyn Stark
 - 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Daario Naharis
Leader of the Second Sons, a sellsword company who now serves Daenerys Targaryen. He is also one of Daneerys' trusted advisors and her lover.
#24 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Totals 38 10 3 3 0 0 0 22 0 0

A Lanister Always Spays it's Pets (ketnr4)

Character Drafted Total Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
Sandor Clegane (The Hound)
A fearsome warrior known as the Hound. Sandor formerly served in the Kingsguard of Joffrey Baratheon and accompanied Arya Stark on her travels. He was left for dead after a fight with Brienne of Tarth.
#55 53 28 0 15 5 5 0 0 0 0
Arya Stark
The youngest of the Stark girls. Free-spirited and rebellious, Arya escaped the war-ravaged Westeros and currently resides in Braavos, where she trains under the face-changing assassin Jaqen H'ghar in the House of Black and White.
#7 15 10 0 0 5 0 0 0 0 0
Gregor Clegane (The Mountain)
A knight and the head of House Clegane, bannermen to the Lannisters. He defeated Prince Oberyn Martell in a trial by combat for Tyrion Lannister's role in King Joffrey's death, although he was gravely injured in the fight. He appears to have recovered (in some form) under Grand Maester Qyburn's care, and returns to serve as a member of the Kingsguard.
#39 2 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Bran Stark
The fourth of the Stark children. A greenseer and a warg, Bran has mystical visions of the future and the ability to leap into the minds of others to control them - power he is only beginning to tap into. His journeys north of the Wall have recently led him to the cave of the Three-eyed Raven and the Children of the Forest.
#10 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 1 0 0
Wun Weg Wun Dar Wun
A Wildling Giant, who fought in the Battle of Hardhome and was one of the few to escape.
#58 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Loras Tyrell
The heir to Highgarden and regarded as one of the most skilled knights in Westeros. He is the brother of Margaery Tyrell. He is currently imprisoned by the High Sparrow for his alleged homosexual affairs with Olyvar, the brothel owner.
#42 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Jaqen H'ghar
The leader of the Faceless Men of Braavos, and a skilled assassin. He trains Arya to become an assassin in the House of Black and White.
#23 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Smalljon Umber
The son of Greatjon Umber, heir to House Umber and bannerman to the Starks.
- 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Totals 71 40 0 15 10 5 0 1 0 0

Kills
8:47 (+6) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
The Hound kills three of the bandits sitting in camp, decapitating the first, cleaving the second in the chest, and slitting the throat of the third with his woodchopping axe. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
9:15 (+10) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
Sandor cuts down Gatins with his axe, after failing to extract information on the whereabouts of the bandit with the yellow cloak. (Kill of Named Character)
13:28 (+2) Gregor Clegane (The Mountain):
Gregor rips off the head of a Faith Militant soldier sent to detain Cersei Lannister. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
46:22 (+2) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
Sandor kicks over a tree stump being stood on by the bandit, strangling him on the noose.
Thoros of Myr: "You're getting old, Clegane."
Sandor: "He's not." (Kill of Unnamed Character)
46:26 (+10) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
Sandor kicks over the tree stump being stood on by Lem Lemoncloak, strangling him on the noose. (Kill of Named Character)
50:08 (+10) The Waif:
The Waif slits the throat of Lady Crane, who is sheltering the injured Arya Stark. "If you'd have done your job, she would have died painlessly." (Kill of Named Character)
55:51 (+10) Arya Stark:
Arya leads the Waif to her darkened quarters, where she extinguishes the lone candle with her sword Needle and gains the upper hand in complete darkness. (Kill of Named Character)
Political Wins
24:19 (+3) Tommen Baratheon:
Tommen issues a royal decree banning Trial by Combat. "Furthermore, after much prayer and reflection, the Crown has decided that from this day forward, trial by combat will be forbidden throughout the Seven Kingdoms. The tradition is a brutish one, a scheme devised by corrupt rulers in order to avoid true judgment from the Gods." (Executive Decision)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
9:04 (+3) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
Gatins: "Fuck you!"
Sandor: "Those are your last words, 'fuck you'? Come on, you can do better."
Gatins: "Cunt!"
Sandor: "You're shit at dying, you know that?" (Witty Insult)
40:41 (+3) Brynden Tully (Blackfish):
"I haven't had a proper sword fight in years. I expect I'll make a damn fool of myself." (Funny Line)
submitted by righteous (approved!)
45:14 (+3) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
to Anguy: "Drop that arrow, you bloody girl. Tougher girls than you have tried to kill me." (Witty Insult)
45:46 (+3) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
Thoros of Myr: "We're not butchers. We hang them."
Sandor: "Hanging? All over in an instant. Where's the punishment in that?"
Thoros: "They die."
Sandor: "We all bloody die. Except this one here (Beric Dondarrion)." (Funny Line)
46:46 (+3) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
Sandor: "There was a time I would have killed all seven of you just to gut these three."
Thoros: "You're getting old, Clegane."
Sandor: "He's not." *kicks over stump to hang bandit* (Witty Insult)
47:11 (+3) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
Beric Dondarrion: "Enjoying yourself?"
Sandor: "I prefer chicken." (Funny Line)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
7:07 (+5) Arya Stark:
Arya drinks a glass of milk of the poppy to settle her into sleep. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
47:20 (+5) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
Sandor takes a swig from a wineskin handed to him by Thoros of Myr. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Acts of Intercourse
47:56 (+5) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
Sandor whips it out to single-handedly replenish the Riverlands. (Non-sexual Nude Scene)
Deaths
41:28 (+10) Brynden Tully (Blackfish):
A Lannister guard confirms Brynden Tully's death to Jaime Lannister.
Blackfish: "I haven't had a proper sword fight in years. I expect I'll make a damn fool of myself." (Death)
55:51 (+10) The Waif:
The Waif is killed after she chases Arya into her darkened quarters, where Arya is able to extinguish the lone candle illuminating the room and gain the upper hand in complete darkness. (Death)
+1 for Benjen Stark, +1 for Bran Stark, +1 for Rickon Stark