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Matchup: "I Smell Something Burning" - Shireen Baratheon vs Dany's got 99 problems and Jorah aint one for Ep 3 | Fantasora

Character Drafted Total Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
The third, stunted dwarf of the Lannister children - a fugitive from Westeros after losing his trial for the murder of King Joffrey, he has escaped and found service as an advisor to Daenerys Targaryen.
#1 16 0 0 6 10 0 0 0 0 0
A steward of the Night's Watch. He is a close friend to Jon Snow, and one of the few people known to have killed a White Walker. He journeys south to begin his training as a Maester to replace the aging Maester Aemon.
#13 11 0 6 0 5 0 0 0 0 0
The youngest of the Stark children. He splits off from Bran and travels with Osha to the Last Hearth, seat of House Umber.
#49 10 0 0 0 0 0 0 10 0 0
The Grand Maester of the Seven Kingdoms. Pycelle is highly educated and serves as an advisor to the King.
#60 6 0 0 3 0 0 0 0 3 0
A disgraced former Maester, who was banished from the order for engaging in forbidden experiments. He is recruited by Cersei to assist in various medical facilities, and now serves as Master of Whispers in King's Landing.
#61 6 0 6 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
A leader of the Wildlings, and formerly a trusted lieutenant and second-in-command to Mance Rayder, the King Beyond the Wall. Although they have met in battle more than once, he bears a grudging respect for Jon Snow.
#24 3 0 0 3 0 0 0 0 0 0
The leader of a new Khalasar of Dothraki.
#37 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Samwell Tarly's disapproving father. He is the Lord of House Tarly, and was one of the greatest soldiers in Westeros.
#36 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
The young, sickly son of the late Jon Arryn and Lysa Tully. He is Lord of the Vale, although Petyr Baelish serves as Lord Protector until he comes of age.
#48 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
The High Priestess of the Red Temple in Volantis.
#72 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
A Red Priestess from Asshai, Melisandre served as a close advisor to Stannis Baratheon until she abandoned his cause at the Battle of Winterfell against the Boltons.
#12 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
The leader of the Faceless Men of Braavos, and a skilled assassin. He trains Arya to become an assassin in the House of Black and White.
#25 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Totals 52 0 12 12 15 0 0 10 3 0

Character Drafted Total Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
Formerly the Master of Whisperers in King's Landing, Varys controls a vast network of spies. After smuggling Tyrion Lannister to Essos, he reveals himself as a supporter of Daenerys Targaryen's claim to the Iron Throne. In Daenerys' absence, he serves with Tyrion Lannister and presides over the rule of Meereen.
#19 9 0 6 3 0 0 0 0 0 0
The youngest of the Stark girls. Free-spirited and rebellious, Arya escaped the war-ravaged Westeros and currently resides in Braavos, where she trains under the face-changing assassin Jaqen H'ghar in the House of Black and White.
#6 6 0 0 3 0 0 0 0 3 0
The leader of the Unsullied - a highly-trained army of freed slaves who serve Daenerys Targaryen.
#30 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 3 0
A leader of a group of outlaws in the Riverlands.
#66 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
The eldest of Prince Oberyn Martell's bastard children, known as the Sand Snakes. She wields a spear.
#42 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
A representative of the Iron Bank of Braavos, a powerful bank who holds a large sum of debt from the Iron Throne.
#55 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
A former sellsword, who has risen through the ranks of nobility thanks to his fighting skills and work for the Lannisters. He recently accompanied Jaime Lannister on a sensitive diplomatic mission to Dorne to rescue the Princeess Myrcella Baratheon.
#18 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Another Child of the Forest who is encountered far beyond the Wall.
#67 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
One of Oberyn Martell's bastards, known as Sand Snakes. She wields a whip.
#43 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
A wildling woman who serves the Starks. She splits off from Bran's group and travels with Rickon.
#54 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
The second eldest of the Stark children. Sansa has spent many of her past years as prisoner to the Lannisters and more recently, House Bolton, the new Warden of the North. Currently she is married to Ramsay, the heir of House Bolton, who keeps her imprisoned in Winterfell and tortures her sadistically. During the Bolton battle against Stannis Baratheon's forces, Sansa escapes over the Winterfell walls with the help of Theon Greyjoy, and the two make their way as far from the Boltons as possible. She is a huge fan of lemon cakes.
#7 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
A squire in the service of Brienne of Tarth. He previously served as Tyrion Lannister's squire.
#31 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Totals 18 0 6 6 0 0 0 0 6 0

Political Wins
Sam convinces Gilly to go along with his plan to stay with his family in Horn Hill.
Gilly: "I know that, Sam. And he does too. You're the only one who ever has. If you think it's for the best... we trust you."
(Convincing Argument)
Gilly acknowledges Sam's stepfather status to little Sam. Samwell proceeds to vomit from all the subsequent feels.
Samwell: "I'd feel better if you threw something at me and stormed off."
Gilly: "I'd never do that to the father of my son."
(New Follower/Prisoner)
22:25 (+3) Varys:
Varys' investigations have exposed Vala, the Meereenese prostitute who lured the Unsullied to her brothel so that the Sons of the Harpy could murder them.
"I know who you are and what you've done. You've done a lot. You've sacrificed your body for a cause, which is more than most people do. And you've helped the Sons of the Harpy murder the Unsullied and the Second Sons."
(Secret Discovery)
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27:55 (+3) Varys:
Varys has discovered the source of the rebellion's funding after coercing the prostitute Vala.
"Sorry.. I was busy, learning who funds the Sons of the Harpy. Some things you can't rush... The Good Masters of Astapor, and the Wise Masters of Yunkai, with help from their friends in Volantis."
(Secret Discovery)
29:05 (+3) Qyburn:
Qyburn gains the loyalty of Varys' old spy network of little birds. They turn out to be beggar children from the streets of King's Landing, one of whom is named Arthur..
Qyburn: "Your eye looks much better, Arthur. How's your mother's jaw?"
Arthur: "Better."
Qyburn: "And your father?"
Arthur: "No one's seen him."
Qyburn: "And no one will. That worked out rather nicely."
(New Follower/Prisoner)
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29:21 (+3) Qyburn:
Qyburn tracks down and recruits Varys' "little birds" of King's Landing. (Secret Discovery)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
Tormund: "The think you're some kind of God, the man who returned from the dead."
Jon Snow: "I'm not a god."
Tormund: "I know that. I saw your pecker. What kind of God would have a pecker that small?
(Witty Insult)
Tyrion: "A wise man once said, a true history of the world is a history of great conversations in elegant rooms."
Missandei: "Who said this?"
Tyrion: "Me. Just now."
*awkward long pause*
Tyrion: "... alright, no conversations."
(Funny Line)
to Greyworm and Missandei: "Alright no drinking, we can play without drinking. It's a wonderful game - I invented it. Here's how it works: I make a statement about your past; if I'm wrong, I drink. And if I'm right... maybe we can't play without drinking." (Funny Line)
"And what he's done to Gregor Clegane, is an abomination. We never sanctioned this, this... experiment, and I for one think it is in our best interest to have this beast destr- *gas leak*" (Funny Line)
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Waif: "That's a short list. That can't be everyone you want to kill. Are you sure you're not forgetting someone?"
Arya: "Which name would you like a girl to speak?"
(Threat)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
After vomiting from his sea-sickness, Sam drinks from a wineskin of fermented pepto-bismol given to him by Gilly. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Tyrion drinks while making smalltalk with Greyworm and Missandei before the Meereenese council meeting. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Tyrion drinks from his refill as he, Grey Worm, and Missandei continue to wait for Varys at the Meereenese council meeting. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Deaths
Smalljon Umber brings Ramsay the severed head of Rickon Stark's direwolf, Shaggydog, to prove his prisoner's identity. (Death)
Special
Grey Worm with the second episode in a row with a three-syllable word:
"We conquered Astapor and Yunkai once. We will do it again and *execute* the Masters."
(Special)
Pycelle takes several steps as he quickly shuffles past Gregor Clegane on his way out of the Small Council room. (Special)
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Waif: "Who else was on Arya Stark's funny little list?"
Arya: "Cersei Lannister. Gregor Clegane. Walder Frey."
(Special)