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Matchup: Reek Deez Nuts vs And motherfuckers act like they forgot about Frey for Ep 1 | Fantasora

Matchup: Reek Deez Nuts vs And motherfuckers act like they forgot about Frey for Ep 1

To Infinity and Beyond The Wall

Reek Deez Nuts (lsherman17)

Character Drafted Total Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
Tyrion Lannister
The third, stunted dwarf of the Lannister children - a fugitive from Westeros after losing his trial for the murder of King Joffrey, he has escaped and found service as an advisor to Daenerys Targaryen.
#1 6 0 0 3 0 0 0 0 3 0
Rickon Stark
The youngest of the Stark children. He splits off from Bran and travels with Osha to the Last Hearth, seat of House Umber.
#33 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Euron Greyjoy
An uncle to Theon Greyjoy, Euron is an infamous pirate who has terrorized seas all around the world. He is described as cunning, ruthless, and with a touch of madness.
#48 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
High Sparrow
The leader of the Sparrows, a religious movement within the Faith of the Seven. After being appointed as High Septon by Cersei Lannister, he has lead a sweeping inquiry to root out moral corruption in King's Landing, imprisoning Loras Tyrell, Margaery Tyrell, and Cersei Lannister.
#17 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Meera Reed
The eldest child of Howland Reed, bannerman to the Starks. She and Bran have arrived at the cave of the Three-eyed Raven.
#49 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Samwell Tarly
A steward of the Night's Watch. He is a close friend to Jon Snow, and one of the few people known to have killed a White Walker. He journeys south to begin his training as a Maester to replace the aging Maester Aemon.
#16 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Lem Lemoncloak
A leader of a group of outlaws in the Riverlands.
#64 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Three-eyed raven
A mysterious man who lives far north of the Wall with the Children of the Forest. He has been guiding Bran's dreams through the form of a three-eyed raven.
#32 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Totals 6 0 0 3 0 0 0 0 3 0

And motherfuckers act like they forgot about Frey (bitorodriguez92)

Character Drafted Total Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
Obara Sand
The eldest of Prince Oberyn Martell's bastard children, known as the Sand Snakes. She wields a spear.
#40 13 10 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Khal Moro
The leader of a new Khalasar of Dothraki.
#41 9 0 3 6 0 0 0 0 0 0
Daario Naharis
Leader of the Second Sons, a sellsword company who now serves Daenerys Targaryen. He is also one of Daneerys' trusted advisors and her lover.
#24 3 0 0 3 0 0 0 0 0 0
Bran Stark
The fourth of the Stark children. A greenseer and a warg, Bran has mystical visions of the future and the ability to leap into the minds of others to control them - power he is only beginning to tap into. His journeys north of the Wall have recently led him to the cave of the Three-eyed Raven and the Children of the Forest.
#8 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Olly
An orphan boy of the Night's Watch, and a squire for Lord Commander Jon Snow. He is part of the mutiny that betrays Jon and leaves him for dead.
#57 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Sandor Clegane (The Hound)
A fearsome warrior known as the Hound. Sandor formerly served in the Kingsguard of Joffrey Baratheon and accompanied Arya Stark on her travels. He was left for dead after a fight with Brienne of Tarth.
#56 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
White Walker (Night King)
The leader of the White Walkers.
#25 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Petyr Baelish (Littlefinger)
Formerly the Master of Coin, Littlefinger is a conniving political mastermind and serves as Warden of the East after his behind-the-scenes assassination of Lisa Tully.
#9 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Totals 25 10 6 9 0 0 0 0 0 0

Kills
28:42 (+10) Obara Sand:
Obara stabs Trystane through the face after he turns his back on her to face Nymeria Sand one-on-one. (Kill of Named Character)
Political Wins
28:07 (+3) Obara Sand:
Obara and Nymeria arrive on the Dornish ship to assassinate Trystane.
Obara: "We're not here to feed you. We're here to kill you."
Nymeria: "You want her to do it? Or me? (Act of Betrayal)
37:00 (+3) Khal Moro:
Daenerys is presented as a prisoner to Khal Moro after she is captured by his Dothraki horde. "For you, my Khal. The white-haired girl we found in the hills." (New Follower/Prisoner)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
29:17 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion with the completely uncalled-for burn on Varys.
Varys: "You walk as though the paving stones were your personal property. I used to steal from people like you when I was a boy."
Tyrion: "It's a good thing you're not a boy anymore. ... Because you have no cock." (Witty Insult)
33:42 (+3) Daario Naharis :
to Jorah: "You're a romantic. I admire that. Sometimes I look at you and I think - 'so that's what I'll be like when I grow old.'" (Witty Insult)
38:15 (+3) Khal Moro:
Khal Moro: "Seeing a beautiful woman naked for the first time, what is better than that?"
Bloodrider 1: "Killing another Khal?"
Khal Moro: "Yes, killing another Khal."
Bloodrider 2: "Conquering a city and taking her people as slaves, and taking her idols back to Vaes Dothrak."
Bloodrider 1: "Breaking a wild horse, forcing it to submit to your will."
Khal Moro: "Seeing a beautiful woman naked for the first time is among the five best things in life." (Funny Line)
39:31 (+3) Khal Moro:
Khal Moro reorts to Daenerys rattling off her many titles after being taking prisoner: "You are nobody, the millionth of your name, Queen of Nothing, slave of Khal Moro." (Witty Insult)
Special
29:58 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion gives a coin to the Meereenese homeless woman and her baby to feed themselves. (Special)