Matchup: Golum vs Arya kidding me? for Ep 3

Golum (lgiammichele)

Character	Drafted	Total	Insults	Deaths	Special
Alliser Thorne A former master-of-arms and acting Commander of the Night's Watch, Thorne narrowly lost the Lord Commander choosing to Jon Snow in S5. He later led a mutiny of disgruntled Night's Watch members against Jon Snow, stabbing and leaving him for dead.	#30	13	0	10	3
Grand Maester Pycelle The Grand Maester of the Seven Kingdoms. Pycelle is highly educated and serves as an advisor to the King.	#62	6	3	0	3
Cersei Lannister Queen Regent of the Seven Kingdoms and mother to King Tommen. Afflicted by a rare water allergy.	#3	3	0	0	3
Trystane Martell Prince Doran Martell's son, and heir to Dorne. He is betrothed to Myrcella Baratheon, and accompanies her back to King's Landing to serve on the Small Council.	#35	1	0	1	0
Areo Hotah The personal bodyguard for Doran Martell.	#51	1	0	1	0
Tyene Sand The youngest of Oberyn Martell's bastard children, known as the Sand Snakes. She uses daggers and poisons as her weapons.	#46	0	0	0	0
Brienne of Tarth A skilled fighter and heir to House Tarth. A sworn sword to the late Catelyn Stark, she continues her mission to ensure the safety of the Stark girls.	#14	0	0	0	0
Bronn A former sellsword, who has risen through the ranks of nobility thanks to his fighting skills and work for the Lannisters. He recently accompanied Jaime Lannister on a sensitive diplomatic mission to Dorne to rescue the Princeess Myrcella Baratheon.	#19	0	0	0	0
Totals		24	3	12	9

Arya kidding me? (ailenecarroll)

Character	Drafted	Total	Kills	Politics	Insults	Wine	Sex	Thrones	Deaths	Special	Feels
Davos Seaworth Ser Davos is a knight serving Stannis Baratheon, and one of his most trusted advisors. He is often at odds with the Red Priestess Melisandre.	#26	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Randyll Tarly Samwell Tarly's disapproving father. He is the Lord of House Tarly, and was one of the greatest soldiers in Westeros.	#39	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Tycho Nestoris A representative of the Iron Bank of Braavos, a powerful bank who holds a large sum of debt from the Iron Throne.	#58	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Sansa Stark The second eldest of the Stark children. Sansa has spent many of her past years as prisoner to the Lannisters and more recently, House Bolton, the new Warden of the North. Currently she is married to Ramsay, the heir of House Bolton, who keeps her imprisoned in Winterfell and tortures her sadistically. During the Bolton battle against Stannis Baratheon's forces, Sansa escapes over the Winterfell walls with the help of Theon Greyjoy, and the two make their way as far from the Boltons as possible. She is a huge fan of lemon cakes.	#7	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Euron Greyjoy An uncle to Theon Greyjoy, Euron is an infamous pirate who has terrorized seas all around the world. He is described as cunning, ruthless, and with a touch of madness.	#42	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Petyr Baelish (Littlefinger) Formerly the Master of Coin, Littlefinger is a conniving political mastermind and serves as Warden of the East after his behind-the-scenes assassination of Lisa Tully.	#10	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Daario Naharis Leader of the Second Sons, a sellsword company who now serves Daenerys Targaryen. He is also one of Daneerys' trusted advisors and her lover.	#23	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Osha A wildling woman who serves the Starks. She splits off from Bran's group and travels with Rickon.	#55	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0
Totals		0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0	0

Insults Delivered / Funny Lines

31:55 (+3) Grand Maester Pycelle:

"And what he's done to Gregor Clegane, is an abomination. We never sanctioned this, this... experiment, and I for one think it is in our best interest to have this beast destr- *gas leak*" (Funny Line)

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Looking back at S5, this is the only one I can find for Camp 3: http://fantasora.com/event/1874

The Varys tsk and Pycelle fart are in a similar quality ballpark, IMO.

Maybe the line should be drawn for Camp 3 that it must be dialogue-based humor? Would qualify the S5 Jorah nod, Varys tsk, and Pycelle fart (which is ultimately funny because he just spent the preceding 5 lines ranting about "the abomination of Ser Gregor"), but would cut off purely action-based slapstick or situational humor. -nyan

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2016 May 11 nsimmonds likes this
Personally, I'm in camps 1 and 2. We're drafting characters, and not screenwriters, after all. -dopeghoti

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2016 May 13
We'll add this Pycelle fart in, and try for including Camp 3 with the "dialogue-based humor" restriction, meaning that the humor must at least be a reaction to, or set up by some spoken dialogue. -nyan

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2016 May 16

Deaths

49:37 (+10) Alliser Thorne:

Ser Alliser is hanged for his role in the assassination of Jon Snow. (Death)

+1 for Trystane Martell, +1 for Areo Hotah

Special

32:28 (+3) Cersei Lannister:

Olenna to Cersei: "Margaery is the Queen. You are not the Queen, because you're not married to the king. I do appreciate these things can get a bit confusing in your family."
(Special)

33:53 (+3) Grand Maester Pycelle:

Pycelle takes several steps as he quickly shuffles past Gregor Clegane on his way out of the Small Council room. (Special)

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48:07 (+3) Alliser Thorne:

to Jon Snow: "I fought, I lost. Now I rest. But you, Lord Snow, you'll be fighting their battles forever." (Special)

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