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Matchup: The Worth of Howland Reeves vs Theon Blaisjoy for Ep 1 | Fantasora

Matchup: The Worth of Howland Reeves vs Theon Blaisjoy for Ep 1

SNKY WEIRWOOD BOYS TAKE 2

The Worth of Howland Reeves (patrick.f.reeves)

Character Drafted Total Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
Mance Rayder
A former member of the Night's Watch, Mance leads a united Wildling army as the King Beyond the Wall. Following the Battle at Castle Black however, his forces were defeated and he was captured by Stannis Baratheon.
#26 10 0 0 0 0 0 0 10 0 0
Bran Stark
The fourth of the Stark children. He is north of the Wall, arriving in the cave of the Three-eyed Raven and the Children of the Forest.
#23 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Trystane Martell
Prince Doran Martell's son, and heir to Dorne. He is betrothed to Myrcella Baratheon.
#55 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Nymeria Sand
One of Oberyn Martell's bastards, known as Sand Snakes.
#58 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Roose Bolton
Lord of House Bolton, and Warden of the North after his betrayal of Robb Stark at the Red Wedding. He is the father of Ramsay Bolton, who is his bastard son.
#10 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Meera Reed
The eldest child of Howland Reed, bannerman to the Starks. She and Bran have arrived at the cave of the Three-eyed Raven.
#42 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Jaime Lannister
The second of the Lannister children, he is Cersei's lover and twin brother, and also the father of her three children. He also serves as Lord Commander of the Kingsguard.
#7 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Maester Aemon
The Maester of the Night's Watch. In a previous life he was born Aemon Targaryen, a great-uncle of Daenerys.
#39 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Totals 10 0 0 0 0 0 0 10 0 0

Theon Blaisjoy (matthew.galione)

Character Drafted Total Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
Tyrion Lannister
The third of the Lannister children. After losing his trial for the murder of King Joffrey, he has escaped prison and fled King's Landing.
#5 39 0 0 9 30 0 0 0 0 0
Brienne of Tarth
A skilled fighter and heir to House Tarth. A sworn sword to the late Catelyn Stark, she continues her mission to ensure the safety of the Stark girls.
#12 3 0 0 3 0 0 0 0 0 0
Denys Mallister
A member of the Night's Watch and commander of the Shadow Tower, located the west end of the Wall.
#60 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Three-eyed raven
A mysterious man who lives far north of the Wall with the Children of the Forest. He has been guiding Bran's dreams through the form of a three-eyed raven.
#53 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Tommen Baratheon
The new King of the Seven Kingdoms.
#37 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Gilly
A daughter of Craster, a wildling who lived in a fortified compound north of the Wall. She and her baby escaped to Castle Black with Samwell Tarly.
#44 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Robin Arryn
The young, sickly son of Jon Arryn and Lysa Tully. He is Lord of the Vale, although Petyr Baelish serves as Lord Protector until he comes of age.
#21 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Walder Frey
The elderly Lord of the Twins and now Lord of Riverrun after his betrayal of Robb Stark and the Northern forces.
#28 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Totals 42 0 0 12 30 0 0 0 0 0

Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
14:19 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
"Are you a lord if you kill your father? I don't imagine they revoke your nobility for killing a whore, it must happen all the time." (Funny Line)
27:18 (+3) Brienne of Tarth:
to Podrick: "I don't care. I'm not your mother." (Witty Insult)
submitted by nyan (approved!)
35:00 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
Varys: "There are faster ways to kill yourself."
Tyrion: "Not for a coward." (Funny Line)
37:31 (+3) Tyrion Lannister:
Varys: "You have a choice, my friend. You can stay here at Illyrio's palace and drink yourself to death or you can ride with me to Meereen, meet Daenerys Targaryen and decide if the world is worth fighting for."
Tyrion: "Can I drink myself to death on the road to Meereen?" (Funny Line)
Glasses of Wine Consumed
13:59 (+15) Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion downs 3 cups of wine after getting out of that fucking crate, before puking over all the rugs in Ilyrio's palace. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
15:04 (+5) Tyrion Lannister:
After vomiting his previous three drinks onto the floor of Ilyrio's palace, Tyrion refills and goes for another. Boot 'n rally! (Glass of Wine Consumed)
35:01 (+10) Tyrion Lannister:
Tyrion drinks away his misery with two glasses of wine on the balcony of Ilyrio's palace. (Glass of Wine Consumed)
Deaths
52:55 (+10) Mance Rayder:
Mance stands on a burning pyre after he refuses to bend the knee to Stannis Baratheon. He is mercy killed with an arrow through the heart by Jon Snow. (Death)