Matchup: Grand Maester Grizz vs I could've been Iron King but instead I drank my own Euron for Ep 4

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Grand Maester Grizz (mattgraul)

Character	Drafted	Total	Kills	Politics	Insults	Sex
Grey Worm The leader of the Unsullied - a highly-trained army of slaves freed by Daenerys.	#29	28	28	0	0	0
Melisandre A Red Priestess from Asshai, she is a close advisor to Stannis.	#13	13	0	0	3	10
High Sparrow Leader of the Sparrows, a religious movement within the Faith of the Seven.	#45	9	0	9	0	0
Ellaria Sand The former paramour of Prince Oberyn. She is also the mother of several of his bastard children, known as the Sand Snakes.	#36	9	0	9	0	0
Areo Hotah The personal bodyguard for Doran Martell.	#20	0	0	0	0	0
Bowen Marsh The First Steward of the Night's Watch.	#61	0	0	0	0	0
Arya Stark The youngest of the Stark girls. She travels to Braavos to seek Jaqen H'gar.	#4	0	0	0	0	0
Beric Dondarrion Lord of Blackhaven, bannermen to House Baratheon. He now leads the Brotherhood Without Banners, an outlaw fighting group in the Riverlands.	#52	0	0	0	0	0
Totals		59	28	18	3	10

I could've been Iron King but instead I drank my own Euron (cliftonplewis)

Character	Drafted	Total	Kills
Barristan Selmy The former Lord Commander of the Kingsguard of Robert and Joffrey Baratheon. After being dismissed by King Joffrey, he joins Daenerys to serve as her advisor and Queensguard.	#15	30	30
Yezzan zo Qaggaz (slave trader) A slave trader from Yunkai.	#50	0	0
Qyburn A disgraced former Maester, who was banished from the order for engaging in forbidden experiments. He is recruited by Cersei to assist in various medical facilities.	#31	0	0
Jon Snow The bastard son of Ned Stark, and a member of the Night's Watch. He helped lead the defense of Castle Black against the Wildling siege.	#2	0	0
Doran Martell The head of House Martell of Dorne, and elder brother of Prince Oberyn Martell.	#18	0	0
Podrick Payne A squire who serves Tyrion Lannister.	#34	0	0
Eddison Tollett A member of the Night's Watch. Edd commanded some of the forces on the Wall in the Battle at Castle Black.	#47	0	0
Kevan Lannister The younger brother of Tywin Lannister, Lord of Casterly Rock. He serves as a loyal advisor.	#63	0	0
Totals		30	30

Kills

46:06 (+12) Grey Worm :

Greyworm fights against the Sons of Harpy mob that ambushes his Unsullied patrol, killing 6 of them.
1. Blunt trauma to the torso with the edge of his shield.
2. Spear slash across the face
3. Stabbed through with spear
4. Slit throat with own short sword after pinning Grey Worm against the wall
5. Spear slash across the back of the neck, after getting pinned against the wall
6. Spear slash across the face (Kill of Unnamed Character)

47:05 (+6) Grey Worm :

Grey Worm kills 3 more Sons of the Harpy as the ambush on his Unsullied patrol continues, suffering a dagger stab to the chest in the process
1. Spear stab while on the ground
2. Impaled onto the blunt end of Grey Worm's spear, which protrudes from the body of the first Son of the Harpy
3. Throat stabbed and slit with the dagger that Grey Worm pulls out of his chest (Kill of Unnamed Character)

47:37 (+8) Grey Worm :

An injured and flailing Grey Worm fends off a mob of Sons of the Harpy that closes in on him, until Barristan Selmy arrives to help fight. He kills 4 more.
1. Spear stab through the stomach
2. Spear stab through the stomach
3. Strike to the stomach as the other half of the mob exits to engage Ser Barristan
4. Stabbed in the background while Barristan fights (Kill of Unnamed Character)

47:48 (+30) Barristan Selmy:

Barristan arrives to the scene of the Unsullied ambush. He cuts down 15 of the Sons of the Harpy in an attempt to save Grey Worm, but is eventually cut down by the mob.
1. Slashed across the back as Barristan arrives
2. Slashed across the stomach as the mob engages
3. Slashed across the side after his first strike is parried
4. Held in place by Barristan to receive a stab from a fellow Son of the Harpy
5. Slashed across the chest
6. Sliced through the stomach
7. Sliced across the back
8. Stabbed through the stomach
9. Beheaded from behind
10. Slashed through with an uppercut swing
11. Stabbed through the stomach
12. Slashes across the stomach
13. Slashes after stabbing Barristan's leg
14. Stabbed through while Barristan is kneeling on the ground
15. Stabbed simultaneously while another stabs Barristan through the stomach (mostly obscured behind the surviving fighter) (Kill of Unnamed Character)

There's a lot of speculation on this - Barristan is definitely injured but may still survive. Death points (if any) will be counted in the episode where death is confirmed. -nyan

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2015 May 5
I think #4 may be somewhat debatable - assists don't count, and Barristan simply held the Harpy in place while he was stabbed by the other. Arguably though, Barristan knew the stab was coming, and he positioned the Harpy in the way to receive it. I went with that interpretation and credited Barristan with the kill. -nyan

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2015 May 5 alicehanners likes this
In the preview for episode 5, there's a shot of Dany standing over Barristan's body and I'm 100% sure he's dead -cfitzgerald

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2015 May 7
See event/1525 for more discussion.
While the previews may give a hint, I don't think they're authoritative - e.g. if there's a scene showing Barristan's funeral, it may come from later in the episode and Barristan actually gets an opening scene with a few last words to Daenerys before dying. Also since some viewers don't watch them, it would introduce some spoilers to include information from the previews in the scoring. -nyan

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2015 May 7

48:38 (+2) Grey Worm :

Grey Worm uses his remaining strength to stab the last Son of the Harpy, right before he is able to slit Barristan Selmy's throat. He then collapses next to the injured Barristan. (Kill of Unnamed Character)

Political Wins

8:39 (+3) High Sparrow:

Cersei meets with the High Sparrow, naming him as the new High Septon and granting him an army - the Faith Militant.
Cersei: "...an army in service to the Gods themselves. And to you, of course, as the chosen representative of the Seven."
High Sparrow: "An honor I've never expected. Or indeed, ever wished for."
Cersei: "Which is why you were chosen." (Politics - uncategorized)

11:37 (+3) High Sparrow:

The Faith Militant captures Loras as a prisoner.
Lancel Lannister: "Ser Loras, of House Tyrell. You have broken the laws of Gods and Men."
Loras Tyrell: "Who do you think you are?"
Lancel Lannister: "Justice." (Politics - uncategorized)

11:41 (+3) High Sparrow:

The Sparrows have Ser Loras seized after receiving a tip from Cersei about his homosexuality: "Ser Loras of House Tyrell, you have broken the laws of Gods and Men." (Politics - uncategorized)

37:56 (+9) Ellaria Sand:

The Sand Snakes - Obara, Nymeria, and Tyene - agree to follow Ellaria on her mission to capture and kill Myrcella. "You must choose... Doran's way, and peace... or my way, and war." (Politics - uncategorized)

submitted by senduran.i (approved!)

I wanted to suggest this a few days ago as well, but then I re-read the rules and thought it wouldn't count because they say:
"A character can only "change minds" after they have firmly decided in favor of the opposite decision."

Or do the Sand Snakes count as an armed force that has been mobilized by Ellaria? Wouldn't it only count once then though? Or do you think that they want to not only mutilate, but kill Myrcella? So many questions :D -Lem Lemoncake

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2015 May 7
This was recorded as 3 new followers. Ellaria lays out a new plan to go it alone and capture/kill Myrcella (the initial one was to start a war with Doran's blessing, which was rejected). She asks for their support on this new one, which each of them gives. -nyan

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2015 May 7 Lem Lemoncake likes this
Ah, didn't think of the followers rule :) Thanks for elaborating, now I can enjoy the 9 points for Ellaria which lead to a 53:1 win for me instead of only 44:1 :p -Lem Lemoncake

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Insults Delivered / Funny Lines

21:35 (+3) Melisandre:

"You know nothing, Jon Snow." (Witty Insult)

Acts of Intercourse

19:50 (+10) Melisandre:

Melisandre visits the Lord Commander's chambers and undresses herself, in an attempt to woo Jon Snow. (Non-sexual Nude Scene)

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