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Fantasora is a game that combines aspects of bingo, drinking games, prop bets, and fantasy leagues with the show Game of Thrones. Players assemble a roster of characters on the show (through a draft process), and over the course of the season, will gain points for doing Game of Thronesey things like killing people, drinking wine, or saying 'Hodor'.

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Points are tracked for characters in the following categories. For a more detailed specification on how events are recorded, check out the exhaustive rulebook spec.

Kills

Corpses produced, with partial credit for injuries. Kills of Named Characters are worth more than unnamed unnamed characters. Kills must be made directly by the character ("He who passes the sentence shall swing the sword").
  • Kills of named characters count for 10 points
  • Kills of unnamed characters count for 2 points
  • Inflicting severe injuries count for half a kill (i.e. 5 points for named chars, 1 for unnamed)
  • Inflicting minor injuries (non-permanent) count for 1 point

Political Wins

Acts that bolster a character's (or their House's) political strength
  • 3 points for overruling others with an executive decision on a major issue
  • 3 points for changing a character's mind on a major issue
  • 3 points for discovery of a major secret
  • 3 points for mentions of a character's house words
  • 3 points when characters gain a new title, weapon, or castle/city
  • 3 points when a commander wins a battle
  • 3 points for gaining another named character as a follower or prisoner. Marriages and new babies also counted.
  • 3 points for acts of betrayal
  • 3 points for marriages
  • 3 points for deals brokered

Insults Delivered / Funny Lines

Witty insults, intimidating threats, serious burns, or just funny comments delivered by the character. Overall rated by scorekeeper council and community consensus.
  • 3 points per line

Glasses of Wine Consumed

More wine. Sips are rounded up to 1 glass, with refills counting as a new glass.
  • 5 points per glass (sips rounded up)

Acts of Intercourse

Sex or implied sex. Nudity contributes additional points (see rulebook for expansive criteria).
  • 5 points for sex acts
  • 5 points each for additional nudity (see scoring rulebook)

A Game of Thrones

Number of times a character has sat on a "throne". A throne is considered to be any single-seat chair, especially if it is somehow unique or distinguished among the scene.

Deaths

Consolation category for when your characters die. ༼;´༎ຶ ۝ ༎ຶ༽
  • 5 points are granted for death
  • 2 points granted for each reappearance of a character's remains, excluding the death scene

Special

Points contributed by characters' special scoring abilities (e.g. each instance of Hodor saying "hodor").
  • 3 points for each occurrence
  • Special abilities may be added or modified as the season progresses, particularly for newly-introduced characters

The Feels

Heartwarming moments that are so few and far between on the show, as well as a consolation score for the heart-wrenching ones. Also, a "you done fucked up" score for big regrets (see rulebook for criteria).
charId Character Special
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* each time he is mounted by a new dragonrider (Political Follower points)
* on-screen barrel rolls completed (360° rotations in the air)
* objects burned in non-combat situations
390
* each time he is mounted by a new dragonrider (Political Follower points)
* on-screen barrel rolls completed (360° rotations in the air)
* objects burned in non-combat situations
391
* each time he is mounted by a new dragonrider (Political Follower points)
* on-screen barrel rolls completed (360° rotations in the air)
* objects burned in non-combat situations
397
* glowing blue eyes (each set) simply staring at human characters without taking action (e.g. not attacking/pursuing)
* scores battle victories if featured in on-screen action
412
413
A direwolf raised by Arya Stark.
1
The head of House Stark. Ned rules as Lord of Winterfell and Warden of the North.
2x points for mentions that "Winter is coming"
+1 point each time he brandishes his greatsword, Ice
53
The King of the Seven Kingdoms. Robert claimed his title by usurping the Targaryens in a rebellion 17 years ago.
+1 point for swearing in public
18
Queen of the Seven Kingdoms - she rules alongside King Robert Baratheon.
* +1 special point every time she pours wine or requests a glass be poured
* +1 point when someone (excl. Jaime) references incest with Jaime or her childrens' bastardy directly to her
* 2x multiplier for sex acts involving incest (first cousin or closer)
17
The third of the Lannister children, Tyrion is a dwarf who loves to whore and drink.
* +1 point each time he is denied a drink
* +1 point whenever he physically gives someone a coin (or other legal tender)
19
The twin brother of the Queen, Cersei Lannister. He serves in the Kingsguard of Robert Baratheon.
* +1 point for awkward waves with his metal hand
* +1 point when he uses his metal hand in a combat situation
* +1 point when someone (excl. Cersei) references incest with Cersei or her childrens' bastardy directly to him
* 2x multiplier for sex acts involving incest (first cousin or closer)
31
One of two surviving members of House Targaryen, she and her brother Viserys have been exiled to Essos after Robert Baratheon usurped the throne.
* Announcing her titles: "Mother of Dragons", "Breaker of Chains", etc. (min. of 2 titles)
39
The bastard son of Ned Stark - he is the outcast of the Stark children and despised by Lady Stark.
* +1 each time he unintentionally drops Longclaw
* +1 point each time he is called a bastard in his presence
* Ghost's actions contribute to his points.
4
The Lady of House Stark and Ned's wife. She is a fervent mother and worries about the safety of her children.
+1 point when giving motherly advice that is ignored
79
The Master of Coin of King Robert's Small Council. He is an old friend to Catelyn Stark, and runs several brothels in King's Landing. Also known as "Littlefinger".
+1 point in the intercourse category for sex events that occur in his brothels
2x multiplier for betrayal events
+1 for every kiss he gives to Sansa
82
Serving as Master of Whisperers for King Robert, Varys controls a vast network of spies and is known as the Spider.
* +1 politics point when he meets another character in secret
* +1 point when someone references his being a eunuch to him
* +1 point when he passes along information from his "little birds"
34
Drogo is the khal (warlord) of the Dothraki, a tribe of nomadic horse riders.
+1 when he and Daenerys share a "My Sun and Stars / Moon of my Life" exchange
33
Known as the Beggar King, Viserys is the remaining head of House Targaryen, rulers of the Seven Kingdoms before being overthrown by Robert Baratheon. He lives in exile in Essos, seeking support to regain the Iron Throne.
+1 point when he threatens to "wake the dragon"
32
The exiled head of House Mormont. He is a former knight who now works as a sellsword in Essos.
* +1 point when he explains to someone he has Greyscale
* +1 point in each scene that Jorah serves as an encyclopedia for Essos culture.
* +1 point each time Daenerys convinces him to go on a mission / do something that doesn't involve being anywhere around her (friendzone)
2
The eldest son of Eddard Stark and Catelyn Stark. He is the heir to House Stark and Winterfell.
Greywind's actions contribute to his points.
6
The youngest daughter of Ned Stark.
* Nymeria's actions contribute to her points.
* +1 point for reciting her hitlist
* adopting a new Faceless Man disguise
21
The son of King Robert Baratheon and Queen Cersei, Joffrey is the Prince of the Seven Kingdoms.
+1 point for each slap received.
+1 point for each verbal slap received.
5
The second eldest Stark child. Unlike her tomboyish younger sister Arya, Sansa behaves like a traditional noble lady, and dreams of becoming a Queen and marrying a handsome lord.
* Lady's actions contribute to her points.
* +1 point in every scene she cries
81
A ferocious warrior known as The Hound, Sandor serves as a personal bodyguard for Prince Joffrey Baratheon.
* +1 point for scenes where he eats
* 2x multiplier for actions performed while confronted by fire
20
The head of House Lannister, he controls the Westerlands and their vast wealth. He is the father of Cersei, Jaime, and Tyrion Lannister.
+1 politics point for each lecture he gives to a member of his family.
2x multiplier for insults delivered to his children.
61
The son of Balon Greyjoy an heir to the Iron Islands, Theon is a ward of House Stark after the failed Greyjoy Rebellion.
+1 point for scenes where Theon refers to himself as "Reek"
+1 point when his missing manhood is referenced
83
The widow of Jon Arryn, Lord of the Vale. She now rules as Lady Regent on behalf of her son, Robin. She is also the sister of Catelyn Stark.
+1 point anytime something is thrown out the Moon Door in her presence.
7
The fourth of the Stark children. He is accompanied by his direwolf, Summer.
* Bran introducing himself into a scene by creepily staring at people * Summer's actions contribute to his points * Scores points for each scene where he breaks out of his tree-trance and shows any of the following emotions: sadness (visible tears), happiness (audible laughter or smiles with teeth), fear (audible screams) * Scores points for each instance he uses his Warg ability
41
Lord Commander of the Night's Watch.
40
A new recruit to the Night's Watch. Though unskilled and cowardly when it comes to fighting, he is smart and well-educated.
+1 point for reading books, mentioning he "read that in a book", or writing raven letters.
3
First Ranger of the Night's Watch. He is Lord Ned Stark's younger brother.
23
A sellsword who Tyrion meets in the Crownlands.
+1 point when he gives expert critique/advice on fighting strategy
35
The legendary Lord Commander of the Kingsguard for Robert Baratheon.
+1 point when he makes a suggestion to Daenerys and she ignores it.
28
A knight and the Head of House Clegane, bannermen to the Lannisters. He is a humongous and terrifying warrior, earning him the name, "The Mountain That Rides"
* Scores for any kills of non-combatants * Scores for each sentence spoken * Interacting with bowls
15
The Master-at-Arms at Winterfell. Ser Rodrik is a loyal bannerman to House Stark and trains the Stark children in the arts of war.
16
Captain of Lord Eddard Stark's household guard.
73
A master swordfighter, who served as the First Sword of Braavos. He works as a teacher in King's Landing.
+1 point every time he references the "God of Death".
56
The younger brother of King Robert. Renly serves as the Master of Laws on the Small Council.
11
A wildling woman who is discovered south of the Wall.
106
A whore who works at a brothel in Winterfell.
10
A simpleton who serves House Stark. His only words are 'Hodor'.
+1 point for every utterance of "Hodor"
60
Known as the Knight of Flowers, Loras is the heir to Highgarden and regarded as one of the most skilled knights in Westeros.
+1 point anytime someone refers to him using sword-based analogies, or any other reference to his sexuality.
22
A whore who works the camp of the Lannister army.
+1 point whenever she fails to see the "big picture".
14
Luwin is a Maester - a well-educated order of scholars, healers, and learned men. He serves the Starks as Maester of Winterfell.
42
The Maester of the Night's Watch.
+1 point when he tells a story from his past
+1 politics point when he overrules decisions by other members of the Night's Watch.
74
The Grand Maester of the Seven Kingdoms. Pycelle is highly educated and serves as an advisor to the King.
+1 point when he walks 5 or more steps in a row without stopping
48
A recruiter for the Night's Watch.
76
The royal executioner, known as the King's Justice.
100
A Lhazareen healer, part of a tribe of sheperds who reside in Essos.
43
The master-of-arms at Castle Black, in charge of training new recruits to the Night's Watch.
+1 point every time he address Jon Snow as "Lord Snow".
152
Captain of the guard at the Eyrie, the seat of House Arryn and the Vale.
149
The jailkeeper of the sky cells in the Eyrie.
44
A member of the Night's Watch.
46
A new recruit to the Night's Watch.
128
A new recruit to the Night's Watch.
80
A bastard who works as a blacksmith's apprentice in King's Landing.
+1 point for each act of blacksmithing.
84
The young, sickly son of Jon Arryn and Lysa Tully, and heir to the Vale.
Gains points in the the Wine category for breastfeeding.
+1 point when he mentions making something "fly".
144
A ranger of the Night's Watch, defenders of the Wall at the northern border of the Seven Kingdoms.
148
A bard who travels the Seven Kingdoms, writing and performing songs.
+1 point for each song he sings
135
A former bedslave who serves as a handmaiden to Daenerys Targaryen.
136
A Dothraki handmaiden who serves Daenerys Targaryen.
138
A Dothraki warrior who serves as a bodyguard for Daenerys.
139
A bloodrider sworn to protect Khal Drogo.
8
The youngest of the Stark children.
+1 point for every scene where he has a speaking line
Shaggydog's actions contribute to his points.
142
A former knight and youngest son of House Royce. He is a Ranger in the Night's Watch, defenders of the Wall at the northern border of the Seven Kingdoms.
161
Magister of Pentos, one of the free cities of Essos. He hosts the exiled Viserys and Daenerys Targaryen.
153
A whore working in Littlefinger's brothel.
140
A Dothraki warrior in Khal Drogo's khalasar.
146
The son of a butcher and one of Arya Stark's friends.
26
A cousin of the Lannister children. Lancel serves as squire to King Robert.
+1 politics point when he publicly outs a named character for their sins
155
Head of House Umber, bannermen to the Starks.
154
Leader of the Storm Crows, one of the hill tribes living in the west of the Vale.
93
The elderly Lord of the Twins, a strategic crossing in the Riverlands and bannermen to House Tully.
147
A newly knighted warrior in King's Landing. He previously served as squire to Lord Jon Arryn, the Hand of the King.
145
A septa (priestess) who serves the Starks of Winterfell. She teaches the Stark girls, Sansa and Arya.
143
A ranger of the Night's Watch, defenders of the Wall at the northern border of the Seven Kingdoms.
156
Leader of the Burned Men, one of the hill tribes living in the west of the Vale.
157
Leader of the Black Ears, one of the hill tribes living in the west of the Vale.
77
The third child of King Robert Baratheon, and third in line to the Iron Throne after his brother Joffrey.
Actions by Ser Pounce contribute to his points.
78
The only daughter of King Robert Baratheon and Queen Cersei Lannister.
75
A member of the Kingsguard, sworn to protect the King.
101
Lord of Blackhaven, bannermen to House Baratheon. He is a member of Robert Baratheon's court at King's Landing.
Can receive points multiple times in the Death category
+1 when shown igniting the flaming sword
25
The younger brother of Tywin Lannister, Lord of Casterly Rock.
107
Commander of the City Watch of King's Landing (the "Gold Cloaks")
160
Head of House Karstark, bannermen to House Stark.
158
Head of House Mormont, bannermen to the Starks. She is the younger sister of Lord Commander Jeor Mormont of the Night's Watch, and the exiled Ser Jorah Mormont.
159
The newly-wedded 15-year-old wife of Lord Walder Frey of the Twins.
105
A criminal from the Free Cities, recruited by Yoren to join the Night's Watch.
+1 every time he dons a new disguise
In the event that a Faceless Man's identity is ambiguous, points are awarded to the character whose face is worn at the time of the scoring event.
104
An orphan in King's Landing, who works as a baker's apprentice.
+1 point for every baked good or other food he prepares
127
An orphan living in King's Landing. He works as a dyer's apprentice, earning him the nickname Greenhands.
182
A member of the Kingsguard.
181
A member of the Kingsguard serving Robert Baratheon.
183
The infant son of Daenerys Targaryen and Khal Drogo.
253
First Builder of the Night's Watch

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