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Matchup: The Mad Queen vs what is HOT may never PIE for Ep 5 | Fantasora

Matchup: The Mad Queen vs what is HOT may never PIE for Ep 5

The night is dark and full of titties

The Mad Queen (ulacnaib)

Character Drafted Total Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
Davos Seaworth
Formerly Hand of the King to Stannis Baratheon, Davos now advises Jon Snow. He is often at odds with the Red Priestess Melisandre.
#27 36 0 6 30 0 0 0 0 0 0
Tormund Giantsbane
Formerly a lieutenant of Mance Rayder, the King beyond the Wall, Tormund is now the de facto leader of the Wildlings and a reasoned voice in rallying them behind the cause of Jon Snow.
#14 24 0 12 12 0 0 0 0 0 0
Bran Stark
The fourth of the Stark children. A greenseer and a warg, Bran has mystical visions of the future and past, and has the ability to leap into the minds of others to control them - power he is only beginning to tap into. After having encountered the Three-Eyed Raven and the Night King in the far north, he now flees back south to the Wall.
#7 6 0 3 0 0 0 0 0 3 0
Frances (Qyburn's dwarf underling)
A member of Varys' old spy network in King's Landing, now working for Qyburn.
#67 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Lyanna Mormont
The spunky young head of House Mormont.
#34 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Edmure Tully
Catelyn Stark's brother, and the heir to House Tully and Riverrun. He is held as a prisoner of Lord Walder Frey after the betrayal at the Red Wedding.
#54 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Karsi
A Wildling chieftain who was killed in the Battle of Hardhome. She appears to have been re-animated as a wight.
#47 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Totals 66 0 21 42 0 0 0 0 3 0

what is HOT may never PIE (nguyen.luan.t)

Character Drafted Total Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
Sandor Clegane (The Hound)
A fearsome Lannister knight, formerly known as the Hound. After being left for dead after losing a fight with Brienne of Tarth, he recovered and briefly reformed as a laborer in a nonviolent commune, but has joined with Beric Dondarrion and the Brotherhood without Banners after bandits attack and destroy the village.
#10 3 0 0 3 0 0 0 0 0 0
Benjen Stark
The First Ranger of the Night's Watch, Benjen has been lost for some time North of the Wall after being attacked by White Walkers while north of the Wall. After being saved by the Children of the Forest, he exists in an undead state, unable to pass back south of the Wall.
#31 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Harrag (actor: Brendan Cowell)
 - 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Euron Greyjoy
The new King of the Iron Islands, after killing his brother Balon Greyjoy. He is described as cunning, ruthless, and with a touch of madness.
#11 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Meera Reed
The eldest child of Howland Reed, bannerman to the Starks. She assists Bran in his journeys north of the Wall and is the only other surviving member of his party.
#30 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Syrio Forel
Arya's swordfighting teacher. He is a master swordfighter, and a former First Sword of Braavos. His whereabouts are unknown after he helps Arya escape capture by Lannister soldiers.
#70 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Hodor
 - 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Totals 3 0 0 3 0 0 0 0 0 0

Political Wins
19:47 (+3) Bran Stark:
Bran discovers the location of the Night King and the army of the dead, marching towards Eastwatch. "Ravens. We need to send ravens." (Secret Discovery)
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34:49 (+3) Davos Seaworth:
Davos tracks down Gendry in King's Landing. "I wasn't sure I'd find you. Thought you might still be rowing. I looked in shops, taverns, brothels. Should have known to come straight to the Street of Steel." (Secret Discovery)
35:49 (+3) Davos Seaworth:
Davos has an easier time than expected convincing Gendry to leave King's Landing.

Gendry: "You came to get me. You want me to come with you."
Davos Seaworth: "Well, the thing you need to understand is-"
Gendry: "I'm ready. Let's go." (New Follower/Prisoner)
55:13 (+3) Tormund Giantsbane:
Jon arrives to Eastwatch, where Tormund has command of the castle, meeting with Jon and taking him to the prisoners his scouts found. (Acquire a New Castle/City/Army/Loot)
55:24 (+9) Tormund Giantsbane:
Tormund takes Jon to the three prisoners he has locked up underneath Eastwatch - Beric Dondarrion, Thoros, and Sandor Clegane.

"My scouts found them a mile south of the Wall. Said they were on their way here." (New Follower/Prisoner)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
31:25 (+3) Davos Seaworth:
after smuggling Tyrion through Blackwater Bay: "There's a path to the left that hugs the cliff. The guards hardly ever patrol it. Too many steps." (Funny Line)
31:41 (+3) Davos Seaworth:
Tyrion: "What if someone takes the boat?"
Davos: "Then we're fooked. Best hurry." (Funny Line)
34:48 (+3) Davos Seaworth:
to Gendry: "I wasn't sure I'd find you. Thought you might still be rowing." (Funny Line)
35:11 (+3) Davos Seaworth:
Gendry: "Aren't you worried about the Gold Cloaks?"
Davos: "Haven't been here in years. Why should they recognize me? Sometimes I hardly do.
Nothing fucks you harder than time." (Funny Line)
37:33 (+3) Davos Seaworth:
Gold Cloaks, after already accepting Davos' bribe: "What's in the boat?
Davos: "Not more gold." (Comeback)
37:58 (+3) Davos Seaworth:
Davos explains the goods he's smuggling in his boat.

"Fermented crab. One bucket of this triples a brothel's earnings for the week. A man thinks he's done. He's ready to go back to his loving family. But before he gets his breeches up, his lady of the hour pops a tiny spoon of that into his mouth. Five minutes later, he's back in the race." (Funny Line)
38:32 (+3) Davos Seaworth:
to the Gold Cloaks after giving them a free sample of the fermented crab: "I'd hurry to your favorite establishment, or you'll put a hole in that chainmail." (Funny Line)
39:06 (+3) Davos Seaworth:
"I really wouldn't try any more until you see how the first bite hits you." (as the Gold Cloaks return to the boat of fermented crab to get a better look at Tyrion) (Funny Line)
44:38 (+3) Davos Seaworth:
Gendry: "I owe you my life. Twice over. But if what you said is true about what's up there, I can't wait out this war."
Davos: "Yep, nobody mind me. All I've ever done is live to a ripe old age." (Funny Line)
54:17 (+3) Davos Seaworth:
Tormund: "Isn't it your job to talk him out of stupid fucking ideas like this?"
Davos: "I've been failing at that job of late. (Funny Line)
54:17 (+3) Tormund Giantsbane:
Tormund: "Isn't it your job to talk him out of stupid fucking ideas like this?"
Davos: "I've been failing at that job of late. (Funny Line)
54:25 (+3) Tormund Giantsbane:
Tormund: "How many queens are there now?"
Jon Snow: "Two."
Tormund: "And you need to convince the one with the dragons or the one who fucks her brother?" (Funny Line)
54:36 (+3) Tormund Giantsbane:
Tormund: "How many men did you bring?"
Jon: "Not enough."
Tormund: "The big woman?" (Funny Line)
54:53 (+3) Tormund Giantsbane:
Davos: "I'll be staying behind. I'm a liability out there, as you well know."
Tormund: "You are." (Funny Line)
56:46 (+3) Sandor Clegane (The Hound):
The Hound interrupts Beric's grand monologue.

Beric: "It doesn't matter what we think our reasons are. There's a greater purpose at work. And we serve it together, whether we know it or not. We may take the steps, but the Lord of Light-"
Hound: "For fuck's sake, will you shut your hole? Are we coming with you or not?" (Funny Line)
Special
18:35 (+3) Bran Stark:
Bran wargs into a flock of ravens to fly beyond Eastwatch-by-the-Sea and scout out the White Walker army. (Special)