Bitchachos (GoT: Season 7)
Draft Metrics
| Team | MVP | Best Pick | Worst Pick |
|---|---|---|---|
| CLEGANEBOWL STILL FCKIN CONFIRMED!!!! (tyler3005) |
Queen of the Seven Kingdoms, after the death of her last remaining child Tommen Baratheon. She suffers from a rare water allergy.
140 pts, 34.7%
|
A former sellsword, who has risen through the ranks of nobility thanks to his fighting skills and work for the Lannisters. He has accompanied Jaime Lannister on his missions to Dorne and Riverrun.
#24, rk-12
(+12)
, 69 pts
|
Eddard Stark's sister. She was kidnapped by Rhaegar Targaryen and subsequently died, which sparked Robert Baratheon and the Starks to rebel against he Targaryens.
#41, rk-43
(-2)
, 3 pts
|
| ??? what is HYPED may never die ??? (jsampson98) |
Formerly the Master of Whisperers in King's Landing, Varys now pulls the political strings for Daenerys Targaryen, arranging alliances with the Westerosi Houses Tyrell and Martell. He controls a vast network of spies.
14 pts, 70%
|
The eldest child of Howland Reed, bannerman to the Starks. She assists Bran in his journeys north of the Wall and is the only other surviving member of his party.
#36, rk-43
(-7)
, 3 pts
|
A knight and the head of House Clegane, he serves as a member of the Kingsguard and Cersei's personal muscle. He is a massive and impossibly strong warrior, although he remains speechless and zombie-like ever since being wounded in a Trial by Combat against Oberyn Martell.
#5, rk-56
(-51)
, 0 pts
|
| Stick Them With The Pointy End (meganlball) |
Recently declared King in the North, he is the bastard son of Ned Stark, and formerly served as Lord Commander of the Night's Watch before he was betrayed by his fellow men.
165 pts, 72.1%
|
The youngest of Oberyn Martell's bastard children, known as the Sand Snakes. She uses daggers and poisons as her weapons.
#41, rk-36
(+5)
, 9 pts
|
A squire in the service of Brienne of Tarth. He previously served as Tyrion Lannister's squire.
#23, rk-56
(-33)
, 0 pts
|
| Arya Kidding Me (edwolk01) |
The youngest of the Stark girls. Recently having completed her training as an assassin in the House of Black and White, she has set sail to return to Westeros to pursue her revenge.
165 pts, 54.8%
|
A freed slave from Astapor, who serves Daenerys as an advisor and translator.
#28, rk-18
(+10)
, 31 pts
|
The exiled head of House Mormont. Jorah was previously one of Daenerys Targaryen's most trusted advisors before his banishment and subsequent infection with the fatal greyscale disease. As Daenerys leaves for Westeros, he wanders Essos in search of a cure.
#13, rk-11
(+2)
, 78 pts
|
| khaleesi (ellieanderson16) |
Daenerys Stormborn of House Targaryen, Mother of Dragons and Breaker of Chains. With her three dragons and army of Unsullied soldiers she carved out an empire of liberated slave cities in the east, and she now sets her sights westward as she sails for the Seven Kingdoms to reclaim the Iron Throne.
923 pts, 90%
|
Lord of Blackhaven, bannermen to House Baratheon. He leads the Brotherhood Without Banners, an outlaw fighting group in the Riverlands.
#37, rk-10
(+27)
, 85 pts
|
Theon's older sister, Yara was raised on the Iron Islands as a true Ironborn. She is a fearsome fighter and commands a longship of her own. After her uncle Euron Greyjoy seizes control of the Iron Islands, she flees with Theon and her loyal troops to ally with Daenerys Targaryen, whose dragons and armies sail west to retake Westeros.
#21, rk-23
(-2)
, 27 pts
|
| The Sand Sneks (therealdkim08) |
Formerly a lieutenant of Mance Rayder, the King beyond the Wall, Tormund is now the de facto leader of the Wildlings and a reasoned voice in rallying them behind the cause of Jon Snow.
104 pts, 37.7%
|
Formerly Hand of the King to Stannis Baratheon, Davos now advises Jon Snow. He is often at odds with the Red Priestess Melisandre.
#26, rk-13
(+13)
, 63 pts
|
The second of the Lannister children, he is Cersei's lover and twin brother, and also the father of her three (now deceased) bastard children, the supposed sons and daughters of the late King Robert Baratheon. He also serves as Lord Commander of the Kingsguard.
#6, rk-9
(-3)
, 96 pts
|
| ???Gregor cle-GAINZZZZZ protein shake??? (elandgre) |
The leader of the White Walkers.
41 pts, 31.3%
|
The First Ranger of the Night's Watch, Benjen has been lost for some time North of the Wall after being attacked by White Walkers while north of the Wall. After being saved by the Children of the Forest, he exists in an undead state, unable to pass back south of the Wall.
#39, rk-21
(+18)
, 29 pts
|
The High Priestess of the Red Temple in Volantis.
#22, rk-56
(-34)
, 0 pts
|
| y'all know nothing (baile771) |
The fourth of the Stark children. A greenseer and a warg, Bran has mystical visions of the future and past, and has the ability to leap into the minds of others to control them - power he is only beginning to tap into. After having encountered the Three-Eyed Raven and the Night King in the far north, he now flees back south to the Wall.
30 pts, 81.1%
|
The spunky young head of House Mormont.
#31, rk-38
(-7)
, 6 pts
|
A skilled fighter and heir to House Tarth. After swearing an oath to Catelyn Stark, she continues her mission to ensure the safety of the Stark girls.
#11, rk-55
(-44)
, 1 pts
|
| Jandini's Iron Bank Escort Services Inc. (jandromon13) |
The second eldest of the Stark children. After being held as a prisoner of House Bolton, Sansa managed to escape and, with the help of Jon Snow and the Knights of the Vale, defeated Ramsay Bolton to reclaim Winterfell for the Starks. She is a huge fan of lemon cakes.
27 pts, 30.3%
|
A bastard son of Robert Baratheon, although this fact is not widely known (even to Gendry himself). After being captured by Melisandre, he is freed by Ser Davos and escaped Dragonstone by rowboat. His whereabouts are currently unknown, but he will likely emerge at some point with the swolest arms Westeros has ever seen.
#32, rk-25
(+7)
, 23 pts
|
Lord Protector of the Vale, Littlefinger effectively controls the Knights of the Vale through the easily manipulated Robbin Arryn. He is a master manipulator who will stop at nothing for power.
#12, rk-28
(-16)
, 17 pts
|
| loadofbananas (phippssamuel) |
The new King of the Iron Islands, after killing his brother Balon Greyjoy. He is described as cunning, ruthless, and with a touch of madness.
113 pts, 47.3%
|
The new King of the Iron Islands, after killing his brother Balon Greyjoy. He is described as cunning, ruthless, and with a touch of madness.
#14, rk-5
(+9)
, 113 pts
|
A Red Priestess from Asshai, Melisandre has demonstrated mythical skill in blood magic, most recently reviving a deceased Jon Snow. After Davos Seaworth exposes her live sacrifice of the child Shireen Baratheon, she has been exiled by Jon Snow.
#27, rk-38
(-11)
, 6 pts
|
| Team | Points | Pts > Rnd 3 | Pick Diff | Top-20 Picks | 0pt Picks |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| CLEGANEBOWL STILL FCKIN CONFIRMED!!!! (tyler3005) | 403 | 3 | +20 | 3 | 0 |
| ??? what is HYPED may never die ??? (jsampson98) | 20 | 3 | -90 | 0 | 1 |
| Stick Them With The Pointy End (meganlball) | 229 | 9 | -23 | 2 | 1 |
| Arya Kidding Me (edwolk01) | 301 | 12 | +25 | 3 | 0 |
| khaleesi (ellieanderson16) | 1025 | 85 | +30 | 3 | 0 |
| The Sand Sneks (therealdkim08) | 276 | 3 | +15 | 3 | 0 |
| ???Gregor cle-GAINZZZZZ protein shake??? (elandgre) | 131 | 35 | -27 | 1 | 1 |
| y'all know nothing (baile771) | 37 | 6 | -86 | 1 | 1 |
| Jandini's Iron Bank Escort Services Inc. (jandromon13) | 89 | 23 | -20 | 0 | 0 |
| loadofbananas (phippssamuel) | 239 | 11 | -2 | 2 | 0 |
Scoring Metrics
| Team | Pts/Ep | StdDev | Record | Diff < 3pts | Pts > Avg | Pts < Avg | Fair Record |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| CLEGANEBOWL STILL FCKIN CONFIRMED!!!! (tyler3005) | 57.57 | 0 | 0-0 | 0-0 | 0-0 | 0-0 | 0-0 (0) |
| ??? what is HYPED may never die ??? (jsampson98) | 2.86 | 0 | 0-0 | 0-0 | 0-0 | 0-0 | 0-0 (0) |
| Stick Them With The Pointy End (meganlball) | 32.71 | 0 | 0-0 | 0-0 | 0-0 | 0-0 | 0-0 (0) |
| Arya Kidding Me (edwolk01) | 43 | 0 | 0-0 | 0-0 | 0-0 | 0-0 | 0-0 (0) |
| khaleesi (ellieanderson16) | 146.43 | 0 | 0-0 | 0-0 | 0-0 | 0-0 | 0-0 (0) |
| The Sand Sneks (therealdkim08) | 39.43 | 0 | 0-0 | 0-0 | 0-0 | 0-0 | 0-0 (0) |
| ???Gregor cle-GAINZZZZZ protein shake??? (elandgre) | 18.71 | 0 | 0-0 | 0-0 | 0-0 | 0-0 | 0-0 (0) |
| y'all know nothing (baile771) | 5.29 | 0 | 0-0 | 0-0 | 0-0 | 0-0 | 0-0 (0) |
| Jandini's Iron Bank Escort Services Inc. (jandromon13) | 12.71 | 0 | 0-0 | 0-0 | 0-0 | 0-0 | 0-0 (0) |
| loadofbananas (phippssamuel) | 34.14 | 0 | 0-0 | 0-0 | 0-0 | 0-0 | 0-0 (0) |
Team Performances
| Team | Points | Match |
|---|
Char Performances
Best/Worst Picks
Underrated
| Character | Points | Rank | Drafted |
|---|---|---|---|
|
Lord of Blackhaven, bannermen to House Baratheon. He leads the Brotherhood Without Banners, an outlaw fighting group in the Riverlands.
|
85 | #10 | #37 (+27) |
|
Archmaester Ebrose (undrafted)
Archmaester at the Citadel in Oldtown, where new Maesters are trained.
|
36 | #17 | #41 (+24) |
|
Thoros of Myr (undrafted)
A Red Priest from the city of Myr - he is a member of the Brotherhood Without Banners, led by Beric Dondarrion.
|
30 | #19 | #40 (+21) |
|
The First Ranger of the Night's Watch, Benjen has been lost for some time North of the Wall after being attacked by White Walkers while north of the Wall. After being saved by the Children of the Forest, he exists in an undead state, unable to pass back south of the Wall.
|
29 | #21 | #39 (+18) |
|
Obara Sand (undrafted)
The eldest of Prince Oberyn Martell's bastard children, known as the Sand Snakes. She wields a spear.
|
18 | #27 | #41 (+14) |
|
Formerly Hand of the King to Stannis Baratheon, Davos now advises Jon Snow. He is often at odds with the Red Priestess Melisandre.
|
63 | #13 | #26 (+13) |
|
Hot Pie (undrafted)
An orphan from King's Landing. He works at the Inn at the Crossroads as a baker.
|
15 | #29 | #41 (+12) |
Overrated
| Character | Points | Rank | Drafted |
|---|---|---|---|
|
A skilled fighter and heir to House Tarth. After swearing an oath to Catelyn Stark, she continues her mission to ensure the safety of the Stark girls.
|
1 | #55 | #11 (-44) |
|
The new Master of Whispers in King's Landing, loyally serving Queen Cersei Lannister. A disgraced former Maester, he engages in many scientific experiments in his dungeon lab
|
3 | #43 | #25 (-18) |
|
Lord Protector of the Vale, Littlefinger effectively controls the Knights of the Vale through the easily manipulated Robbin Arryn. He is a master manipulator who will stop at nothing for power.
|
17 | #28 | #12 (-16) |
|
The leader of the White Walkers.
|
41 | #16 | #2 (-14) |
|
The second eldest of the Stark children. After being held as a prisoner of House Bolton, Sansa managed to escape and, with the help of Jon Snow and the Knights of the Vale, defeated Ramsay Bolton to reclaim Winterfell for the Starks. She is a huge fan of lemon cakes.
|
27 | #23 | #9 (-14) |
|
Formerly the Master of Whisperers in King's Landing, Varys now pulls the political strings for Daenerys Targaryen, arranging alliances with the Westerosi Houses Tyrell and Martell. He controls a vast network of spies.
|
14 | #30 | #16 (-14) |
|
Walder Frey (undrafted)
The elderly Lord of the Twins - he was assassinated by Arya Stark in his own keep.
|
2 | #53 | #41 (-12) |