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Matchup: The Fat Pink Masters vs The banners without brotherhood for Ep 6 | Fantasora

Matchup: The Fat Pink Masters vs The banners without brotherhood for Ep 6

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The Fat Pink Masters (lawhonjoel)

Character Drafted Total Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
Tormund Giantsbane
Formerly a lieutenant of Mance Rayder, the King beyond the Wall, Tormund is now the de facto leader of the Wildlings and a reasoned voice in rallying them behind the cause of Jon Snow.
#15 68 50 0 18 0 0 0 0 0 0
Jorah Mormont
The exiled head of House Mormont. Jorah was previously one of Daenerys Targaryen's most trusted advisors before his banishment and subsequent infection with the fatal greyscale disease. As Daenerys leaves for Westeros, he wanders Essos in search of a cure.
#26 67 64 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Sansa Stark
The second eldest of the Stark children. After being held as a prisoner of House Bolton, Sansa managed to escape and, with the help of Jon Snow and the Knights of the Vale, defeated Ramsay Bolton to reclaim Winterfell for the Starks. She is a huge fan of lemon cakes.
#6 12 0 9 3 0 0 0 0 0 0
Nymeria Sand
One of Oberyn Martell's bastards, known as Sand Snakes. She's into whips.
#35 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Archmaester Ebrose
Archmaester at the Citadel in Oldtown, where new Maesters are trained.
#46 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Anguy
A skilled archer from the Stormlands - he is a member of the Brotherhood Without Banners, led by Beric Dondarrion.
#55 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
High Priestess of the Dosh Khaleen
A priestess who leads the Dosh Khaleen, the widows of slain khals who preside over the holy city of Vaes Dothrak.
#66 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Ser Boros Blount
A member of the Kingsguard.
#75 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Totals 147 114 12 21 0 0 0 0 0 0

The banners without brotherhood (jjackson1845)

Character Drafted Total Kills Politics Insults Wine Sex Thrones Deaths Special Feels
Bronn
A former sellsword, who has risen through the ranks of nobility thanks to his fighting skills and work for the Lannisters. He has accompanied Jaime Lannister on his missions to Dorne and Riverrun.
#22 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Bronze Yohn Royce
Head of House Royce, bannermen to House Arryn of the Vale.
#59 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Missandei
A freed slave from Astapor, who serves Daenerys as an advisor and translator.
#39 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Ornela (Dothraki Widow from Lhazareen)
A young Dothraki widow from Dosh Khaleen. She follows Daenerys Targaryen after she defeats the other Khals by burning them alive inside the Temple of Dosh Khaleen.
#62 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Eddison Tollett
One of Jon Snow's few friends in the Night's Watch, he now serves as the Lord Commander after Jon deserts the order following his betrayal.
#42 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Daisy
A new prostitute employed in the brothels of Littlefinger.
#79 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Cersei Lannister
Queen of the Seven Kingdoms, after the death of her last remaining child Tommen Baratheon. She suffers from a rare water allergy.
#2 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Samwell Tarly
A steward of the Night's Watch, Samwell has been sent south to Oldtown to begin his training as a Maester. He is a close friend to Jon Snow, and one of the few people known to have killed a White Walker.
#19 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Totals 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0

Kills
26:47 (+10) Jorah Mormont:
As the wight bear mauls a helpless Thoros, Jorah runs in to stab it with his dragonglass dagger, killing the bear and saving Thoros. (Kill of Named Character)
32:57 (+2) Jorah Mormont:
Jorah slices across a wight during the attack on the White Walker scouting party. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
47:20 (+52) Jorah Mormont:
Jorah cuts down 26 wights in the ensuing battle as the Night King's Army of the Dead descends upon the group. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
48:28 (+50) Tormund Giantsbane:
Tormund kills 25 wights in the ensuing battle as the Night King's Army of the Dead descends upon the group. (Kill of Unnamed Character)
Political Wins
40:55 (+3) Jorah Mormont:
Jorah figures out that the White Walkers have some kind of hive-like control over the wight.

"When you killed the White Walker, almost all the dead that followed it fell. We can go for the Walkers. Maybe we'll stand a chance." (Secret Discovery)
44:01 (+3) Sansa Stark:
Sansa commands Brienne of Tarth to journey south to King's Landing for the meeting convened to present the White Walker threat, leaving Sansa alone in Winterfell despite her protests.

Brienne: I sworn an oath to protect you and your sister. If I abandon you-"
Sansa: "The trip to King's Landing is long, Lady Brienne, and you won't be travelling on summer roads. The sooner you leave, the better your chances of making it on time." (Executive Decision)
61:27 (+3) Sansa Stark:
Sansa goes snooping into Arya's room in an attempt to recover the copy of the raven letter. (Act of Betrayal)
61:57 (+3) Sansa Stark:
While snooping through her room, Sansa discover's Arya's stash of faces. (Secret Discovery)
Insults Delivered / Funny Lines
4:25 (+3) Tormund Giantsbane:
Gendry: "How do you live up here? How d'you keep your balls from freezing off?"
Tormund: "You've got to keep moving, that's the secret. Walking's good, fighting's better, fucking's best."
Jon Snow: "There's not a living woman within 100 miles of here."
Tormund, eyeing Gendry: "We have to make do with what we've got." (Funny Line)
5:06 (+3) Tormund Giantsbane:
Jon Snow: "She will only fight beside us if I bend the knee."
Tormund: "You spent too much time with the Free Folk. Now you don't like kneeling." (Witty Insult)
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15:18 (+3) Tormund Giantsbane:
Tormund: "Were your born mean, or you just hate Wildlings?"
Sandor Clegane: "I could not give two shits about Wildlings. Gingers, I hate."
Tormund: "Gingers are beautiful. Kissed by fire." (Funny Line)
15:41 (+3) Tormund Giantsbane:
Sandor Clegane: "You want to suck my dick, is that it?"
Tormund: "Dick?"
Sandor: "Cock."
Tormund: "Ah, dick. I like it." (Funny Line)
16:18 (+3) Tormund Giantsbane:
Sandor Clegane: "You're with Brienne of fucking Tarth?"
Tormund: "Well, not with her yet. But I see the way she looks at me."
Sandor: "How does she look at you? Like she wants to carve you up and eat your liver?"
Tormund: "You do know her." (Funny Line)
16:29 (+3) Tormund Giantsbane:
Tormund: "I want to make babies with her - think of them. Great big monsters. They'd conquer the world." (Funny Line)
submitted by Laxis (approved!)
29:15 (+3) Sansa Stark:
on the Northern lords: "Yes, they turned their backs on Jon when it was time to retake Winterfell, and then they named him their King, and now they're ready to turn their backs on him again. How far would you trust men like that? They're all bloody wind vanes." (Witty Insult)